I May Already Be In Your House

Just some randomness... that is all

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Let’s get up and active! Happy Tuesday morning, everyone. #fitandmoist #veteransrule #40yearsold https://www.instagram.com/p/BmvSKLbHy2YwTCkrkx4lWQ5xUOiwC_VxLo_07s0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r41esbm5j3p4

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Someone printed part of the internet and left it in my mailbox 🤦‍♂️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BmeS-0mnQxjjF49oAPUF31ICPOEBXu4RP17bOg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q0kn7e04mil3

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Out here killin’ it #fitandmoist #armsarejellynow https://www.instagram.com/p/BmePc0RHy_ZM8BbDLje17F5KKiSkXRY6zJVGaY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cqove4wim1s7

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How you know when the yard is done...

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On behalf of the geek community, I would like to formally apologize. Our pursuit for Star Trek replicators has inadvertently led to 3D printable guns. We just wanted our “tea, Earl Grey, hot”!!

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My Lucy’s favorite spot in the whole house...😍😊

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Painted the kids’ shared bathroom 7 years ago with @mrsaimee (and we’re still married!). Feeling nostalgic as we discuss painting over it. #nostalgia #theygrowtoofast

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Anakin in JROTC Drill camp this week. I didn’t think I would miss him. 🤣

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Father-Daughter lunches at the local Hot Dog joint are the best.

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I received some accolades from upper management 😍

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Can’t even eat my bagel in peace. Smh 🤦‍♂️ 🤣🤣

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How’ a guy supposed to get anything done around here??

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Don’t mind if I do. 🙂🙂🥃🥃

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The No Drama Llama is calling you out for that shit you just said.

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I call this picture... “did I land it?” 🤣🤣🤣

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Forgot my kids in the car while I went inside Home Depot. I guess this will be my last #fathersday 🤣🤣😈

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At the airport waiting for our nephew Aedin to arrive. He’s here for a month... we’re gonna be best friends! (at Atlanta International Airport-Delta Airlines)