The Culmination of Cullenation

Silver, 26. I got an awesome gf. The horse is Mr. Swagger, 2010 Thoroughbred. 2025 update: I’m 35 and she’s my wife now

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[tall]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[lusacant]

Just realized I haven’t updated my profile in 10 years I’m 36 and married and have a house now

[loveamongthesailors]

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

barista just asked me "... and who are you?" instead of asking "can I get your name?"

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

i didn't even do anything

[tsarina-anadyomene-deactivated2]

[lusacant]

I miss Solas Dragon Age where is he

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[transpanda-1]

🍷Steak n Shake went full mask off nazi we see

[transpanda-1]

Here's the post on blusky where we got these images, but basically Steak N Shake's social media has gone full Pro-MAGA and used Fraktur esque font for their "throwback fries"

Like the post on Blusky said. Steak N Shake is a Nazi bar now.

[ralfmaximus]

Wow. Good thing they're mostly irrelevant nowadays. "Enticing customers to firebomb your restaurant" is not the business saving strategy they think it is.

[absentlyabbie]

ugh, it's revoltingly real

Steak 'n Shake lines up behind RFK Jr. as it changes how it makes French fries

Goodbye vegetable oil. Hello beef tallow.

their food has sucked for at least a decade anyways, but this sure as shit is another reason to steer clear of their greasy-yet-flavorless, overpriced, undersized garbage

[lusacant]

Not just that, but their drive through service SUCKS. Hope RFK is happy waiting 30-40 minutes for some of his beef fries and a shitty milkshake.

[cryptotheism]

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

[flagellant]

[funnuraba]

[lulz-time]

thomas what the fuck is your damage

[haruhicubewars]

[guooey]

I’ve got another orange cat video to show....

[softchad]

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[calico-finch]