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- ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴜғғ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ (( • ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ, ᴋᴘᴏᴘ, ᴅᴀɴ & ᴘʜɪʟ, ʙᴜᴢᴢғᴇᴇᴅ ᴜɴsᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴄᴅᴏᴇsɪᴛ, sʜᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴀᴡsᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. )) - ɪ'ᴍ ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ sᴏᴏᴏ... - ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴘ sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ⚠️ - ɪ'ᴍ 13 ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛᴇᴅ sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ.

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[kiwismoon]

Wait I really really want this holy heck

[precious-peter-deactivated20190]

this is really amusing and i’m curious

[lustlangdon-blog]

Mom: So honey, what do you want for christmas this year??

Me: cody fern

Mom:

[sussoria-deactivated20210605]

No, you are not a child! My grandson is a child.

[lustlangdon-blog]

this got me fucked up.

[lustlangdon-blog]

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

“I’ll have her home by 10pm, sir”

“Your daughter calls me ‘daddy’ too”

[lovelykhaleesiii]

fuck yes

[save-scummer]

Michael is so fucking relatable like he

Cries constantly

Gets attached to anyone who’s remotely decent to him

Doesn’t have a fucking instruction manual

Is a messy bitch who lives for drama

Goes to the middle of the god damn woods, sits in a circle, and demands that he be told what to do or he will Die

[langdonfern]

sounds like my typical friday evening

[lustlangdon-blog]

[beyonsesa]

[brazilian-banana]

LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

[lustlangdon-blog]

[michael-lxngdon]

Why Kathy Bates Refused to Pray to Satan While Playing a Satanist.

“No. No. No. Nor did I know that I would become a Satanist,” Bates told Entertainment Weekly in an interview published Friday, when asked if she had known her robot storyline for Season 8 when she agreed to come back. “I have to tell you, when I got that script and they had me praying to Satan, I called them down to my trailer and I said, ‘Dudes, I am not praying to Satan. Cody can pray to Satan because he is Satan.‘”

“But I was quite serious about it because I’m a two-time cancer survivor and I’m not gonna screw around with that! (Laughs) It’s bad enough I have to say ‘Hail Satan’ a couple of times,” Bates continued. “I know it’s entertainment but I just didn’t want to do it. But [executive producer/writer] Tim [Minear] gave me a little more information about it but it was the same as it was every year. They give you kind of a rough idea and then you get a script and go, ‘Oh my God! I didn’t know that was going to happen!“

↪Kathy Bates Entertainment Weekly Interview

[l-angdon-deactivated20181119]

Michael Langdon in American Horror Story: Apocalypse - 8x10

[ajcrwl]

sorry not sorry

[kyliehorsegirl]

If this ain’t the Realest Shit

[kristina100000]

everybody here wants to be choked and get spat on but 90% of you can’t even order a fuckn happy meal without SHAKING

[kavsjsbaknsw]

this post is TOO loud

[xxkellsvixen19xx]

[lustlangdon-blog]

h e l p

does anyone know a website that will play the new ahs episode later? because i really want to sleep but i need to watch the new episode. the struggle is real. oof

[rainbowxmisa]

STOP THROWING MILLORY STUFF TO MY FACE TUMBLR, I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

[horrorishorrible-deactivated201]