* RUN / BOY

❛ I FUCKED MY WAY INTO THIS MESS, I'LL FUCK MY WAY OUT ❜ indie d&d tiefling bard. local dumbass sidebar art commissioned here and here. icon art commissioned here.

[numeneragoth]

right so I’m taking my guitar to that RPG camp because I wanna play D&D as a bard and when someone dies I’m gonna play Despacito and when someone gets surprised or trolled or whatever I’m gonna play Never Gonna Give You Up, and for bardic inspiration I’m gonna play All Star

[mihareth]

moments in capture — malec (33/∞)

[blackdragonrogue]

Heart Shaped Glasses

[luteplayed-blog]

thcpipcr‌:

@luteplayed continued from here.

Even after placing Karus back onto his feet, Bal couldn’t keep his hands off, cupping the tiefling’s cheeks in his hands, kissing the crown of his head.

“Surely, you haven’t forgotten that I do work for a living, my darling one.  Traveling from place to place…and not only when my patrons’ spouses learn that coin is being spent on I and not them.” Another kiss to Karus’ head and then to the tip of his nose, “And surely you know I would follow you to the edge of the world if I could.”

Karus hummed, sharp teeth glinting in the light as he leaned crimson cheeks into his lover’s hand. In all the trials of his life, Karus never believed he would find a family. He never believed he would meet those who would take him into their lives and call him theirs. 

And he never believed that someone would want to romantically claim him as their own as well. 

And yet-- here Bal was. Loving him. 

“Sap,” the tiefling teased lightly. 

[luteplayed-blog]

                                                      ind. tiefling d&d oc.                                                               art cred

[severalsmallfires]

etsy

[dcsart]

Commission

A really fun DnD commission I finished last month! Always love seeing client’s different groups of players, it’s always really neat!

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[thcpipcr]

Hi that’s my fuckign boyFRIend?????

HI YOU’RE FUCKING RIGHT.

There’s a blurr of red, white, and blue as Karus is taken out at the waist; swooped up into a hearty embrace full of smooches.

[luteplayed-blog]

fucking good. he missed bal. 

❛ jerk. where were you? missed you. ❜  

[luteplayed-blog]

quick reminder that karus would do literally anything for his QPP alathea 

@thanatophobiic

[luteplayed-blog]

@circusglass CONT FROM HERE.

[text] haaaaa like ....,, an 8.5 [text] got thrown in jail but ya boi charmed his way out [text] aka i paid the bail money 

[cailomilo]

[luteplayed-blog]

yall i will literally always cry when ppl draw my dumb boy for me ,,

pls go commission them they are so good !!!!

Instagram/Twitter/Tumblr: @rosettestudio Facebook: Rosettesstudio 

[luteplayed-blog]

wcrthtelling‌:

“so what you’re saying–” lucretia pauses, glancing up from her paperwork. she’s trying not to listen to the pain in her heart, to the tightness of her breath. this is part of the job, she tells herself; the other members of the bureau know what they’re getting into. leeman isn’t the first to fall because of the relics. he certainly won’t be the last. “is that LEEMAN’S been murdered?”

@luteplayed​

❛ .. yeah. ❜ karus had taken on some sidework after being released from the first adventure he and his friends had gone on. they had all gone separate ways-- and where was karus to go? he had to keep busy. but sometimes this got a little overwhelming. ❛ there wasn’t anything we could do to-- .. to save him. ❜

[luteplayed-blog]

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] i am nothing if not an over achiever. u should know this at this point

[sweetheartsundragon-blog]

Texts From Last Night ask meme!

[circusglass]

[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night

[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

[luteplayed-blog]

Slams hands down

Give me tieflings karus can talk infernal to!!! None of his party speaks infernal and he misses speaking in his home language

[luteplayed-blog]

thanatophobiic‌:

she turns to him, to wrap her arms around his neck in a warm hug. as much as she has her own qualms about calling another BROTHER, karus is perhaps the closest thing she’ll ever have again.

“i don’t want you to accidentally open the books,” she confesses, pulling away from him. the pack man toy is placed on her desk, and alathea turns once more to her collection. “i can’t guarantee i can pull you back before the plot ends.”

mm. that wouldn’t be a great idea, karus surmised. he would have no idea how to get out on his own, and based on the first book they went into... that’s not something that karus would want to face alone. they could barely face it with the three of them together.

❛ alright. but you should come get a drink with us when you’re done. you could use some time to decompress. ❜