President Lex Luthor

of LexCorp.

[luthorofficial]

lex luthor version by @jnephrite .

summary — in this account and my portrayal, he’s a jerk and the president of america, he also bought tumblr since he got banned from twitter. AND he has a toddler daughter, lena!

byi — hello !! uhhh jaceverse lex luthor ?? this account is not really serious meaning i won’t do heavy lore. just to be a little shit and problematic. HATE TOWARDS LEX IS WELCOME BTW !!

CONNECTIONS (MAIN BLOGS LEX IS ASSOCIATED WITH):

@conner-kent-central / @souperboi (clone/sometimes “son” depending on what he feels like LMAO),, @morgsdrew / @shecarnionmyval (not much relationship but i run these two accounts & kon’s girlfriend),, @vvultur3 (employee),, @cleostearc (ex girlfriend) !!

[luthorofficial]

Heyyy so I’m @big-blue-of-tomorrow ‘s mun. I didn’t see an indication of your age at all. I’m not explicitly asking you to tell me, I just came by to let ya know I have a 16+ age limit for muns. I have my reasons for this on my pinned post. When I had sent that ask, it was before I had this boundary set in place.

Anyway, hope you’re having a good day/night! <3

hello mun !! i’m 19 and dw i get u !

[luthorofficial]

🥚

What’s this for

[luthorofficial]

Not into tall, dark, and Martian, right? But what about Kryptonian? 🙂

@big-blue-of-tomorrow

?

The fuck

Are you hitting on me, freak?

[luthorofficial]

Is it true that you, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark used to have an emo garage band back in boarding school?

Don’t try to deny it, I have proof.

Who is Tony Stark

The last name sounds familiar. It sounds like my ex girlfriend’s last name

[luthorofficial]

oh and i am not superman i am me i promise and i am normal thats my name actually its Mr. Normal or Norm if ur nasty winks at you i mean what who said that

What the fuck is wrong with you people

I have a feeling that these are from Gothamites

Fucking Gothamites has damage in the head

Why else would they choose a furry to protect them?

[luthorofficial]

in response to "is this a fetish": no its a normal and. i Love You

I don’t. Thanks.

[luthorofficial]

I did some googling and I found out this great hair grown serum!! I figured you’d like it.

Gotham Cosmetics, Superbeauty! The red and blue bottle that says “have gorgeous hair like superman”

@jonathankentt

This is stupid. Hope this helps.

You’re 5. You shouldn’t be in this app.

[jonathankentt]

HEY.

I’m older than five.

And I was trying to be nice and help you grow some hair. ☹️

[luthorofficial]

What makes you think I want help with that, brat?

[jonathankentt]

The fact that you’re bald and all mean makes me think that. Clearly this situation dissresses you :<

Also my name is Jon. Not brat. That’s a Charli XCX album

[luthorofficial]

Or maybe my lack of hair and attitude has no connection whatsoever and you’re too stupid to figure that one out, BRAT.

[luthorofficial]

slaps piece of cheese on thy's shiny bald head. Piece of cheese says "warm regards, Tim Drake and Mr. Wayne 💖"

You people are oddly obsessed with my head. It’s concerning. Weirdos.

[luthorofficial]

or you can fax it to me that works too ok i love you bye

Weirdo. Freak. You and Superman are the same. FREAKS!!

[luthorofficial]

heyyyyyyyyhhh big luthor i have a questiom so basically are you awesome sauce and perhaps would.you put yummy sauce on your shiny bald head and take a picture of it and maybe even send the picture to me you can email me please

Is this a fetish?

[luthorofficial]

I did some googling and I found out this great hair grown serum!! I figured you’d like it.

Gotham Cosmetics, Superbeauty! The red and blue bottle that says “have gorgeous hair like superman”

@jonathankentt

This is stupid. Hope this helps.

You’re 5. You shouldn’t be in this app.

[jonathankentt]

HEY.

I’m older than five.

And I was trying to be nice and help you grow some hair. ☹️

[luthorofficial]

What makes you think I want help with that, brat?

[luthorofficial]

I did some googling and I found out this great hair grown serum!! I figured you’d like it.

Gotham Cosmetics, Superbeauty! The red and blue bottle that says “have gorgeous hair like superman”

@jonathankentt

This is stupid. Hope this helps.

You’re 5. You shouldn’t be in this app.

[luthorofficial]

Fuck Superthing.

[luthorofficial]

Wassup Mr. Luthor, why are you bald? Is it a statement or a result of birthing Kon-El?

MORONS.

I NEVER BIRTHED ANYONE.

KON EL IS NOT MY SON. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT!

DO NOT PROJECT YOUR BELIEFS ON ME!

[luthorofficial]

hi big mama

What.

[luthorofficial]

thoughts on the political and economic state of the world right now?

My god, where do I even start?

Instead of trusting the world where it is ran by competent, intelligent people (such as myself) we constantly rely on mascots, nepotism babies (I will not drop names. I am not included in this as my father had no hand in my success), and other officials who think that the answer to world issues is letting aliens with capes run rampage in our cities.

Our economy is suffering due to their incompetence and reliance on “superheroes” who cause more harm than improving our situations. Meanwhile real saviours (me) are constantly seen as the villain.

This has to be stopped.

As president, I will do whatever means necessary in order to protect this world from our those masked cowards.