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i'm an awkward turtle duck. and i don't know what to write here.

[luielu]

My favorite looks from the Met Gala 2018 - Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.

Rihanna in Maison Margiela

Ariana Grande in Dolce & Gabbana

Lana del Rey in Gucci

Zendaya in Versace

[unfriendlyblvckhotti-deactivate]

THIS is how you do the fucking Met Gala

[dutchstore]

White people by Smosh

[jennyholzerwettshirtcontest-dea]

me

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I’m the white people

[accidental-apostate]

I am white. I do this face all time. I have no explanation other than it has the same significance as the expression “Welp,” or “Oh, Well.”

[aninkyaffair]

Hah one of my neighbors does this to the Chinese girl across the hall - she asked me this morning if there’s something wrong with that guy, and I’m like nah he’s just doing the white people face.

[jsmcavoyed]

(+) 

Am I fucking dreaming ? 

[oddly-romantic]

“you’ve never dated anyone?! why not??”

well, lets go through the list! 

i’m, in general, unlikable and hard to relate to

im emotionally unavailable most of the time

i have a hard time differentiating between romantic and platonic feelings

i have no skills for maintaining interpersonal relationships

i care more about fictional characters than about anything else in my life

[minigenos]

Me when I go literally anywhere.

[misterwooff]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

what a neat loaf of bread

[wellfuckmydude]

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

[generally]

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wow!

[thatsthat24]

MAXIMUM FLUFFINESS

[luusir]

interviewer: would you say you are motivated to succeed

me: no

me: but i AM terrified of failure

[dorrismccomics]

[witchlatte]

reblog if dogs

[tsunflowers]

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

[ripjonny]

Visit Original Link

[crianabristal]

[fffffxjjjjj]

The worlds calmest, most melodic crazy bitch anthem, of all time. 

[chivalry-happens-blog]

[nevver]

Apathy wins

[joregrye]

SHE WASN’T TALKING ABOUT HAVING A CONDIMENT IN HER BAG!!!!

[hoodoodyke]

JESUS CHRIST

[thebigblackwolfe]

JESUS