sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.
Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later
Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.
Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007
Jessica Fletcher deduces that you are a frustrated writer who is also trans while she's trying to figure out who at your AI company murdered the billionaire CEO. The billionaire's wife offers Jessica a check for $5 million dollars to prove that it was someone other than her so that she can collect the insurance money.
After tricking the billionaire CEO of a rival AI company into confessing that he's the murderer, Jessica then signs over the check to you so you can quit this terrible, soul sucking job and write that novel that's been in you for several years.
And also afford hormones.
Miss Marple does some snooping, overhears how your relatives and their cronies talk about you, invites you all to tea, knitting up a storm as she's chatting about her second cousin twice removed who changed their name and their whole look after inheriting a large sum and moving away, all quite on the up and up, and how she could get you in contact if you'd like. You leave with an address and a new jumper and your nasty cruel relatives who murdered your parents for the inheritance confess and are taken away.
Shawn Spencer snoops around your house with Gus and he cant quite connect all the dots until they meet you during the second walk through (the official walk through, with a warrant) of your home. He keeps it quiet from jules and lassie, but when the time comes for the big reveal and he presents how you were set up to a big crowded room, he says,
"and, of course, who were they to suspect but YOU!!! even the spirits know you're easy to pin the blame on--"
"due to the transphobia and general lgbtq-phobic biases set in place by our society, causing trans people to be more likely to be incarcerated and/or otherwise similarly displaced in society, [name] was framed for the ease of bias. It's an extremely manipulative tactic which takes advantage of the stigma minorities face! any true murderer wouldn't rely on bigotry!" gus cuts in. everyone stares at him. "i'm an ally!"
"i was gonna say awkward and in general a suspicious nerd with excellent computer skills, but that as well."
"what did you say?" you ask the two psychic detectives
"what? Oh, no, were you not out?" gus immediately starts regretting all decisions ever (and it shows).
"i'm not— i'm not trans."
The two detectives whip their heads to stare at each other, making some kind of conversation with whispering, body movements, and eyebrow wiggling.
"uhm." gus starts. "have you, considered being trans?"
"what?"
shawn looks at you once again, squinting his eyes and touching his fingers to his head. he gasps, clutching his chest.
"I'm so sorry, it—, i don't think the spirits had let you know yet." he holds your hand limply in his two, stroking the back of your hand akin to a supervillian petting a cat menacingly. "I'm sorry, but your aura is so pink white and blue it could be pastel america."
you just stare at them. shawn turns back to the crowd.
"EITHER WAY, with his patsy all set up to take the fall, all he had to do..."
