the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever
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the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever
At first I was like “I don’t want to spend my evening making this chart!” but then I thought to myself “if YOU don’t make the lube pun, who will? WHO wILL?”
anyway.
I’m tired, and this is super simple. I only included the four most common types of toys. I said Plastic and by plastic I mostly mean HARD PLASTIC. Please don’t use jelly-soft toys or the like, they are TOXIC.
As you can see, Steel and Water take the cake. Nevertheless, feel free to throw in your experience.
The reason I made varying degrees of acceptability and the reaason that Oil lubricant looks so suspicious is because Oil lube will NOT wash out of your body naturally. And as such, it can cause infections, etc. However, it isn’t bad IN ITSELF it’s just really more susceptible to making the environment of your genitals dangerous. Use caution.
This is meant to be a simple quick-glance guide, not an in-depth explanation of WHY these things don’t work or do. If you need info, google is just a click away, don’t forget! :)
Important note: The lubricant types listed here refer to the BASE of the lubricants. I am not suggesting you use water as a lubricant. You should use water-based-lubricant, or silicone-based lubricant when the situation allows it. For more information on lubricants, please refer to this chart.
Here’s a basic rundown of the 9 most popular toys you’ll find on the market.
A while ago I got an ask about sex toy shopping for the first time. I wanted to answer with a chart, but ended up taking forever. Sorry!
Is this the end of the list? NO!
There’s TONS more toys out there that you can and should try. However, since you will probably stumble upon these first, I wanted to give you all some basic information. If you wanna dispute something, that’s fine. Please reblog and add your comments!
no offense but i want to fuck a boy until he’s cumming so hard that he’s shaking and whimpering and i wanna give him tons of hickies and i want to make him feel owned
I want to cuddle up with a boy under a nice warm blanket and feel him grind on my leg as he whines into my ear.
Hmm but imagine a pretty sub resting their head on your lap, muffling moans and whines against your thigh because you’ve got a vibe in them that’s just strong enough to keep them wet and whimpering. Just petting their hair and teasing them while they hump the couch or bed.
Bet you wanna cum huh sweetheart? Oh I know darling, you want to, don’t you. Wanna climb into my lap and grind against me? Want me to go down on you? You’re so cute baby, you know that’s not gonna happen, I like your sex high face too much. Mhmm, those nice red lips and flushed dark cheeks and those pretty, pretty dazed eyes.
Nah, I think I’m gonna keep you like this a little longer. Is that okay baby? Is that something you want too? To put on such a filthy show for me? Yes? Aw thank you sweetheart.
my absolute FAVORITE thing is when ur sitting in a boy’s lap and making out with them and you start to feel them under where you’re sitting
and they either get really shy and sputtery about it and try to lift you off and be respectful
or are goaded on by the warm pressure that is you on top of them and rock their hips up into yours
either way it’s adorable. great job boys
wow oh my fuckign god i love reactions so so much? i have so much fun with physically/vocally responsive people like if you flinch/gasp from a little stimulation i’m ready to spend hours playing your body and seeing what sort of music or dance you can make of my touches thanks
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Probably necessary to drop this here too 🤔
somnophilia with mutual consent is honestly such the mood. like hell yeah i wanna tease the fuck out of you while you’re asleep. not enough stimulation to wake you up, but just enough to make you think you’re having the best sex dream of your life. i wanna see you unconciously bucking your hips and grinding as my finger just barely grazes your clit and pushes in just enough into your soaking pussy that it makes you moan as though it were my strap on. you cant help but whine and whimper without abandon, especially when i run the vibrator all over your body. your nipples are hard and begging to be sucked, your pussy is dripping with need. its all a game of how far can i go before you wake up. but i’m sure you’d pretend to be asleep, even as i fuck you and make you cum like the helpless little slut that you are. my perfect little toy.
THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.
Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important
nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!
this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.
sorry if i reblog this everY FIVE MINUTES
Important
No worries if this post doesn’t fit your aesthetic or theme, this is important information. You could save not just a physical woman’s life but you can ALSO prevent things like PTSD that a woman would acquire from an attack if left alive
Dont you dare scroll past this without reblogging im pretty sure you can press two simple buttons to raise awareness
From someone who’s dealt with this type of thing personally and has two little girls, I find this SO important. I swear it’s so sad the world we live in but we need to protect ourselves.
There is something kinda hot about grinding on someone in your underwear while they’re still in jeans
Why is grinding on things so hot
You got the degrading part, the voyeurism part, the denial part because it’s almost impossible to actually cum from it, you can do it desperately or you can do it like you’re showing off, like a dance, you can be forced to do it while the other person is just chillin and not paying any attention to u while u sit there and writhe and moan and humiliate urself on a pillow, part of the house, someone’s leg, anything
i want a partner who would let me suck on their dick/toy lazily just because i want something in my mouth at the moment. playing a game? gimme please, i won’t be in your way. reading? i’ll look awful cute by your lamp light just beyond the edge of your page. lounging in bed? your tummy is soft to lay my head on so you can play with my hair and doze while you’re in my mouth. it’s a win-win, truly.
Fuck. This is such a specific kink/turn on for me.