I have always liked the idea of the school for mutants being very literally a school, and I know yes it is but I mean in the sense of if you want to be an X-men, you have to be a teacher. They have exams at the end of years, they have Ofsted checks (for those who donât know what they are, itâs essentially people coming to check that the school is good at being a school) and they have teachers for every subject, which brings me to my next point;
âIâm Right Youâre Wrong, Hereâs What The X-Men (â97 specifically) Would Teach As Subjectsâ.
(Also this is based off of UK school system but I use American terms like âseniorsâ and âAPâ and âMidtermsâ)
Maths Teacher Gambit is surprising, for a guy most assume to not being entirely smart, an idiot goof off whoâs the comedic relief. But you need to know numbers to gamble, and that he does with being very well versed in mathematics way past an AP level. Heâs made the promise for every senior class that he will teach them to play blackjack on the final day, and has only ever lost once. Which is when the rule of âno betting real moneyâ came into place.
English teacher Jean reminds me of the kind of teacher who would let the social outcasts into her class for their lunch breaks. The kids more likely to be bullied and she will fight tooth and nail to make sure those kids bullies donât come into that classroom. theyâre loud and shout and shouldnât really be in there but no one has to know and she certainly wonât be telling them to leave any time soon.
Physics teacher Magneto is very specific to my highschool experience Iâll be honest. I had a physics teacher who was an actual Dr with a PHD and he hated being there. His classroom has (well, had since the building was knocked down about 5 years ago now) this one cabinet that was never fully shut, it was always open just about an inch or two, and heâd stand with his foot hovering just above it and then slam down on it whenever we got too loud so the noise would shut us up. Thatâs very magneto coded. Erik Lehnsherr would purposefully make the cabinet always a little open so he can do that.
Biology teacher morph is just a funny concept, a person whose physical form and change and morph into just about anything. They are considered one of the âfunâ teachers, you could easily convince them to let you watch a movie all class as long as it was biology centred, but with classics like Osmosis Jones, youâre not stuck watching a documentary about animals giving birth.
Chemistry teacher Storm does not fuck about with childrenâs education. She is not strict by any means whatsoever, she just will not bend to someone saying they want to watch a film or should do a practical instead of theory. She has a set curriculum. She knows what she will be doing by the first week of the summer holidays and already has the room set up all pretty and organised.
Geography teacher Scott has the unfortunate job of telling his students that, they just wonât be looking at memorising country flags and politics. But hey!! Rocks are cool!! Beach shores are cool! Lake formations are cool! Heâs the vice principal and designated nerd teacher. He once beat the elite four for a student on their copy of PokĂ©mon Red because the student promised theyâd do well in their midterms. Yes, he was in his 30s when the game came out, he doesnât care.
History teacher Logan is a walking fun facts book. Heâs exhausted, goes on smoke breaks on every gap of time he has, dislikes his job and will randomly get passionate about one specific topic, and will then dedicate his next 4 classes to that topic. Having been through a lot of modern history with personal experiences, heâs able to bring a lot of souvenirs to show his classes. Bullets, helmets, clothes he once wore hundreds of years ago, his personal memories of basic inventions like the vaccine.
PE (physical education) teacher Rogue is full of fun sports games, you can join any kind of sports team you can imagine and if you ask nicely enough, sheâll put Just Dance on a projector in the sports hall so you can just play that instead of actually play an actual sport. As long as you leave her class exhausted and without time to have a shower before your next class then sheâs succeeded in making whoever your next teacher is absolutely miserable (bonus points if itâs Logan with his enhanced sense of smell).
Art teacher jubilee does believe that there is a right way to critique art. And she can be a little in your face about it. She does think you can have wrong opinions especially when it comes to your own art. If she overhears you saying you didnât something wrong, sheâll scream into a megaphone âadapt, improvise, overcome!â. There are no mistakes! Sheâs eccentric, bubbly, creative and brilliant, the only one suited for the job.
It wouldnât be a school without budget cuts. Thatâs why Nightcrawler is both the languages and religions teacher and heâs beloved at both. He comes up with roleplay scenarios the students can play to help learn their chosen languages, he has varied religious texts in his room and when he says to the students âIâll pray for toy during exam seasonâ heâs not actually joking.
(I forgot about Hank Iâm actually going to cry heâs one of my favourites and I forgot about him. Heâll be in pt two or smth.)
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