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World's Finest by James Harren

Cuteness to start the weekend...!🥰

my friend bruce banner getting sent to a mental hospital because someone else forced him to hulk out doesn’t sit right with me. that’s my friend guys.. he didn’t mean it 🫩

mayclair

hi can we PLEASEEEEE talk about the parallel between peter stopping jean from killing bill the exact same way tobey and andrew’s peters stopped him from killing the green goblin in no way home

jimbo-jester

jean entering franks mind and only saying “this guy’s gotttt issues” that’s it that’s his character

forgetful-nerd

(SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY SPOILERS)

When the goal is not to almost kill Spider-Man in his own movie and you win by flying colors while sitting in a bathhouse:

penny-anna

Tourists in the Marvel Universe visiting New York and afterwards complaining to whoever they think the Relevant Authorities are like 'i was in New York for a WHOLE WEEK and Spider-Man didn't show up ONCE' and the relevant authorities (idk. City council?) having to issue a statement along the lines of 'we do not control the Spider-Man' (subheading: he is actually a wanted criminal)

fluencca

apparently the officials might be all like, "well did you download the app?"

highof75rk

Frank when Matt takes a bullet: oh my fcking god, you takin’ bullets for these sonsabtchs now? It’s not good enough to just not kill them, you gotta jump in front of other people giving them what they deserve?! *shoots someone in the head to make a point*

Frank when Peter takes a bullet: I’ve seen a lot of bravery, but this was something special. You’re a nice kid. *cries a little*

ivvyela

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.