LUXE BUST !

a WEEKLY anonymous verbal bitch slap of the city's supposed elite. you don't need to know who i am, and i don't have any plans to drop names just yet. ( can't say the same for the rest of you. )

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*  PSST.  a  risk,  but  if  anyone  is  interested  in  a  plot  where  your  character  may  die    ----   i  mean,  it’s  a  long  shot,  but  shoot  us  a  message. 

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what potential ships have you scoped out?

☆  ◦  ━   *   YOU  GUYS  NEED  TO  CATCH  ME  UP,  I  GET  BORED  SEEING  PEOPLE  SUCK  FACE.  WHO  SHOULD  I  FUCK  WITH  ?

- LB.

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khc daphne bridget claire

☆  ◦  ━   *   KISS,  HUG,  CUDDLE  ?  DON’T  LOW  BALL ME.

- LB.

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what do you think about the ship dom and brook

☆  ◦  ━   *   IT’S  GOT  AS  MUCH  PRESSURE  ON  IT  AS  THE  TITANIC,  AND  LIKELY  TO  MEET  THE  SAME  FATE.  IS  THE  ICEBERG  A  PRETTY  BLONDE  OR  A  MALICIOUS  STEP  SIBLING  ?

- LB.

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prcmiisc :

ANONYMOUS PLAY TIME! (or not, up to you)

Send me one of these and I’ll answer.

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)

KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather?

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with? (send me ships)

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify)

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who do you think is actually really, really good in bed but definitely doesn't look it?

☆  ◦  ━   *   HARVEY,  LYDIE,  EDEN.  THEY  LOOK  SKITTISH,  BUT  MAYBE  THEY’LL  SURPRISE  ME.

- LB.

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can somebody tell camille to peg me?

☆  ◦  ━   *   IT’S  ALL  FUN  AND  GAMES  UNTIL  SOMEBODY  GETS  THE  STRAP.

- LB.

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grady was spotted with a leggy blonde before he died

☆  ◦  ━   *   SEEMS  LIKE  FATHER  AND  SON  BOTH  ENJOY  STEPPING  OUT  ON  THEIR  SIGNIFICANT  OTHERS  WITH  LEGGY  LADIES.

- LB.

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saw blonde bartender boy swapping money for some white substance the other night. probably heroin no doubt. mark my words hes going to be the next wound up dead.

☆  ◦  ━   *   YOU  GUYS  ARE  DARKER  THAN  I  AM.  SEND  MORE.

- LB.

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i hear kitty got her nickname kitty because she has a fluffy puss

☆  ◦  ━   *    IT’S  BEEN  A  GNARLY  WINTER,  SHE’S  JUST  KEEPING  WARM.

- LB.

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hosni's has gotten a face lift

☆  ◦  ━   *    IT’S  SUITED  HIM  WELL.  WHAT’S  THE  NAME  OF  HIS  SURGEON  ? 

- LB.

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*   NOTE  :  IF  ANYONE  IS  OPEN  TO  BEING  CONSIDERED  A  SERIOUS  SUSPECT  IN  THE  INVESTIGATION,  PLEASE  CONTACT  THIS  ACCOUNT  FOR  DETAILS. 

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word on the street nadia has chlamydia

☆  ◦  ━   *    IF  YOU’RE  HAPPY  AND  YOU  KNOW  IT,  C L A P  YOUR  HANDS.

- LB.

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someone fucked my father and looking back on security cameras they sure looked an awful lot like hosni

☆  ◦  ━   *    IT’S  2019,  THOSE  CAMERAS  SHOULD  BE  IN  HD.  SEND  PROOF.  

- LB.

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i hope a pigeon shits on dom’s face. i could at the ball. the idea is tempting.

   ☆  ◦  ━   *    YOU  SENT  THIS  ALREADY,  AND  I’M  STILL PROCESSING  IT.  

- LB.

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cilla is trash. daphne and cam are queens.

☆  ◦  ━   *    THIS  EXPOSES  NOTHING.

- LB.