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10: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.

Donna: That's the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

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12: Without ugly in the world, there would be nothing beautiful.

12: So thank you for your sacrifice, Nardole.

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Simm!Master: Help me!

10: I'm not helping you.

Simm!Master: Why not? Is this because I betrayed you?

10: Yes! It was our last interaction!

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11:...Maybe I overreacted a bit.

Amy: A bit? That's like Napoleon saying, "Oooh I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidently invaded Austria."

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Clara: Four months!

12: It's not really a big deal.

Clara: That's how long you stood by and watched me water a fake plant!

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12: What are you working on?

Missy: Not throwing you out the window.

12: How's it going?

Missy: Not so good.

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Missy: We all need to work together to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace, but never getting mad at me.

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12: It's stupid!

Clara: Hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?!

12: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should.

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River: You can't expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach.

11: I'd prefer you didn't stab anyone at all.

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Missy: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Nardole: Yeah? So could a human being.

Missy:

Nardole: So could a dog.

Missy:

Nardole: So could a dedicated duck.

Missy:

Nardole: You aren't special, Missy.

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Donna: Doctor, why did you make this terrible choice?

10: Why? Because I believe life is for the living! I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew! And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules.

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Bill: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.

12: What?

Bill: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.

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Clara: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers or are you gonna help me fix this?

12: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

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10: I'm such a hopeless bromantic.

Donna: Uh, what?

10: Like high five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets.

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Amy: Doctor, what's up?

11, looks up: I think I see a bird?