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@luxisms-blog1
hi my pals firstable im so sorRY i promise this is nothing personal against anyone i genuinely met the nicest ppl here i love yall so much and hope to keep in touch !! my personal is @hannawrites if u ever wanna follow me nd be friends Forever or feel free 2 msg me for my aim or skype!!! i love u guys so much and best of luck with everything!!!!
text ✉️ sloane
sloane: listen...i didn't mean for it to happen
sloane: but i saw him and i just felt so bad
sloane: https://68.media.tumblr.com/067c18213fc65c7a4cf8864182615eea/tumblr_ois7rvhZvU1uae2w5o1_540.jpg
sloane: it was an impulsive buy and i do not regret it
lux: wHY WOULD U EVER REGRET BRINGING THE CUTEST DOG EVER INTO UR HOME????
lux: don't.....even apologize....
lux: just know that i'm probably gonna be @ ur place like .. all the time now (more than usual, if that's even possible) so u've been warned
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu / ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed / [text]: is he bigger than me? / [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
[TEXT]: i’m unforgettable that way :~)[TEXT]: but what are u doing drunk and obnoxiously flirty without me around?? that is the best version of u, i’m hurt that i’m missing out[TEXT]: get ur ass over here so u can be annoying where i can laugh at U
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
[TEXT]: i literally?? just left ur apartment??[TEXT]: farhan it took u less than 30 seconds to make anOTHER mess smh[TEXT]: but just eat it off the ground,, [TEXT]: or u know just come over & u can eat smthn even better :-)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[TEXT]: i wouldn’t know....i refuse to let ezra (or his crustY gross dick) get less than a meter from me [TEXT]: why are u worrying tho?? [TEXT]: i told you, he was the last person we had to think about (and i’d really prefer we didn’t talk about him like this)
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[TEXT]: i’m fine, farhan. [TEXT]: i just needed a little time to breathe and think about some stuff.[TEXT]: where are we headed, exactly?
cell phone headcanons
send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including: - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone - my muse’s last text to your muse
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays, who always forgets to charge their phone overnight, who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games, who plays with the others’ hair more :~)
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays
i really....cannot choose because both would go so CRAZY decorating over the holidays / anything holiday related?? around each other, these two would have literally no limits. they’d just egg each other on and keep piling on decorations because PRETTY LIGHTS!!
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight
cora :// her phone would shut off so lux is her morning alarm instead :~)
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games
lux likes riding the roller coasters and cora plays the games!! but lux would probably grab her hand and drag her on all the rides ok
who plays with the others’ hair more
this is so...hard but i could see cora playing with lux’s hair a lot?? both would do this to each other though so :// i really cannot say for sure but i will tell you that i’m crying now with this image in my heAD
1, 10, 12, 17, 19, 30
1. How old were you the first time you fell in love?
i can’t pinpoint the first time i fell in love. i’ve loved her for as long as i can remember, even since i was five years old, maybe, but i didn’t know it then. i guess i really knew that i was in love when i was around fourteen, or fifteen ?
10. What do you think love is?
it’s too big and good to be able to describe. i know i sound like a cynic who refuses to fall in love half the time, but i’m a firm believer in love — all and any forms of it. i think the purest form of love would be caring about someone else more than you do yourself, something being a parent’s made me realize.
12. Do you want to get married?
one day, yes, but i can’t see myself getting married any time soon. but i do imagine myself in that whole white picket fence, surrounded by a bunch of grandkids kind of dream from time to time.
30. Do you think you’ll be happy later in life?
i think i’ll always be working to achieve happiness no matter what, so i can’t really say for sure. but i’d hope so, yes !
What would your ten year old self think of you? Would they be proud? Are you where they expected you to be right about now?
“life’s thrown a few things at me, but i’d say ten year old me would be pretty proud. i mean, i don’t think anyone gets to fulfill everything they dreamt of as a child — i know i didn’t. i can’t exactly speak for my ten year old self, because god knows my judgement was messed up back then, but i’m happy with where i am now. at least i get to eat ice cream for breakfast ( and whenever i want ), i know that was my biggest goal as a kid.”
send me a symbol for...
✿ four times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.
▲ four time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did.
☠ four times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did.
★ four times my muse though yours looked breath-taking, and the one time they voice it.
❤ four times my muse says they don’t love yours, and the one time they admit it.
▼ four times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.
♫ four times my muse swears it’s not a date, and the one time it maybe is.
☪ four times our muses almost hold hands, and the one time they do.
☁ four times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.
☢ four times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.
Send a Number
1. How old were you the first time you fell in love? 2. Name the first person who broke your heart 3. How many different best friends have you had in your life? 4. Do you have a best friend? 5. Do you have any specific talent? 6. Do you fit into any stereotypes? 7. What’s your sexuality? 8. What’s your favorite animal? 9. What are your favorite pet names? 10. What do you think love is? 11.When did you discover your favorite band? 12. Do you want to get married? 13. Do you want to have kids? 14. When did you have your first kiss? 15. How did you lose your virginity? 16. Have you been cheated on? 17. How many times have you fallen in love, requited or not? 18. Have you ever rejected anyone? 19. Have you ever cheated? 20. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? 21. Do you prefer the romantic or sexual aspects of relationships? 22. What’s your favorite thing about your significant other? 23. Do you have a significant other? 24. What’s your favorite thing about your best friend? 25. Do you want a significant other? 26. Do you like anyone? 27. Who was the last person you loved? 28. Do you have a celebrity crush? 29. Name a song that makes you want to fall in love 30. Do you think you’ll be happy later in life?
who is more likely to clim all over the other one when they're bored / who stays up too late binge watching their favourite shows / who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them / who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy ((: snap snap hoe i want all the feelings asap xoxo
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they're bored
um firstable the image of harrison climbing all over lux?? tragic. but regardless of the fact that harrison would crush her if he did this, lux would totally?? do this?? she’s a literal five year old & will refuse to get off of him for like the next hour......
who stays up too late binge watching their favourite shows
let’s be real here, these two probs stay up till like 3am together binge-watching some dumb reality show together?? but mayhaps lux.....probably lux bc harrison is a responsible Adult who sleeps at a reasonable time
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them
uM harrison is the one constantly studying and lux will try to pull him away from his work all the time!! he’s probably not that hard to persuade but ,, again, lux is like five year old who needs to be entertained & given attention constantly sorry ://
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy
both of them would do this but probs more harrison for lux?? & he tries so hard to pretend he likes it and not complain but like ,, they both know the truth ,, he’s miserable.... but selfish lux would see his misery & keep forcing him to do what she wants anyway tbh
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD / ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
TEXT: does this mean….you finally shaved or are u just trying to play w my emotions againTEXT: but pics or it didn’t happen?? TEXT: bc i find it impossible 2 believe u actually don’t look like a bEAR for once (bear is code word for Ugly, in case u missed it !!)
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
TEXT: if ur gonna make me sit thru 3 minutes of ur voice cracking ,, at least choose a song that i already hATeTEXT: u just ruined adele for me forever TEXT: i hope u know i’ve got it saved <3 forever <3 to share w the rest of the world so don’t be surprised if ellen hits u up!!!
even more fucking text memes!
symbols:
send ☀ for a good fucking morning text
send ✉ for a un fucking sent text
send ❤ for an i fucking love you text
send ☾ for a good fucking night text
send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text
send ✕ for of course fucking not text
send ✂ for a fucking lying text
send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text
send ♋ for a fucking sext
send ► for a fucking wrong person text
send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
actual texts:
txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"
txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."
txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."
txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"
txt - "you're a fucking asshole."
txt - "did you fuck him/her?"
txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."
txt - "you fucking infuriate me."
txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"
txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"
txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"
txt - "i want to fuck you."
txt - "fuck right off."
txt - "i'm fucking sorry."
txt - "i won't fucking apologise."
txt - "this is your fucking fault."
txt - "you're fucking beautiful."
txt - "you're fucking ugly."
txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."
txt - "i fucking despise you."
txt - "fuck."
txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."
txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"
txt - "i've been fucking arrested."
txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."
txt - "just fucking shut up already."
txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."
txt - "send me fucking pictures."
txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"
txt - "i want you fucking naked."
txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."
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