☀ ✉ ❤ ☾ ✂ ❝❞ ☢ / txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing." / txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?" / txt - "i won't fucking apologise." / txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you." / txt - "i want you fucking naked."
☀ for a good fucking morning text
“hey! just checking in to make sure you’re still coming over for dinner this evening. my liquor guy gave me a bunch of stuff to sample and i could use a second opinion.”
✉ for a un fucking sent text
“you know what. i’ve had enough. i can’t just keep doing this. did you know that you are the very first person in a long time that i actually gave a shit about in a long time and instead you fucked me over so bad. i actually cared about you and i was stupid enough to think that just maybe you’d be decent enough to actually give a fuck about me too.”
❤ for an i fucking love you text
“thank you so much for the gorgeous flowers. i love them, you’re so sweet. i love you for thinking of me.”
☾ for a good fucking night text
“sorry that i didn’t stay tonight, i’ve got an early morning. but i had a great time. good night, babe.”
✂ for a fucking lying text
“i never want to fucking see you again, if you even try to talk to me again i will call the goddamn police. i hate your fucking guts.”
❝❞ for a long fucking winded text
“you’re such a fucking asshole farhan. i’m not doing this fucking shit anymore, it’s getting old and i’m sick and tired of it. i end up looking like the one that’s crazy and you get to play it off all cool, so that’s bullshit. but i will not! WILL NOT be the psycho rebound slut that apparently caught feelings because i’m not but at the end of the day you’re still a FUCKING ASSHOLE.”
☢ for a fucking drunken text
“i was taking a shower and you know that big mirror in my bathroom? i took so many pictures when i got out and they all look so fucking good and i might send you a few ims o fucked up right now”
txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."
txt: oh yeah? what else is new? please, nothing from you surprises me anymore.
txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"
txt: i’m smashed tbh ended up hitting bars with coworkers. should have came but youre probs too busy with yor hoes
txt - "i won't fucking apologise."
txt: wow how shocking. of course you wouldn’t take responsibility.
txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."
txt: get your shit together, will you? jesus.
txt - "i want you fucking naked."
txt: wow. true king of romance. sweep me off my feet why don’t you.
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu / ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed / [text]: is he bigger than me? / [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
[TEXT]: i’m unforgettable that way :~)[TEXT]: but what are u doing drunk and obnoxiously flirty without me around?? that is the best version of u, i’m hurt that i’m missing out[TEXT]: get ur ass over here so u can be annoying where i can laugh at U
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
[TEXT]: i literally?? just left ur apartment??[TEXT]: farhan it took u less than 30 seconds to make anOTHER mess smh[TEXT]: but just eat it off the ground,, [TEXT]: or u know just come over & u can eat smthn even better :-)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[TEXT]: i wouldn’t know....i refuse to let ezra (or his crustY gross dick) get less than a meter from me [TEXT]: why are u worrying tho?? [TEXT]: i told you, he was the last person we had to think about (and i’d really prefer we didn’t talk about him like this)
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[TEXT]: i’m fine, farhan. [TEXT]: i just needed a little time to breathe and think about some stuff.[TEXT]: where are we headed, exactly?