my mind.

☆hi, i'm kana. nurse. just a little bit crazy. i like pretty things, ceramics, daydreaming, & singing songs without knowing the lyrics mean.★ whs 2011. sfsu 2015. experientia docet. INFP. DFTBA.

[luxue]

My Kids' Future

Kid: Can you tell me what was it like for you growing up?

Me: I had a good life. I had parents, I had friends, I had fun, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Kid: Um, fire nation-

Me: -And then I took that bloody arrow to the knee-

Kid: But that doesn't-

Me: -And then Voldemort came out of Mordor and killed my parents-

Kid: Okay, now I know that's Harr-

Me: And my brother Dean went to hell after selling his soul for me-

Kid: That's the plot to Sup-

Me: And the Doctor was supposed to come save us all but he had to save Sherlock from falling off that building so Watson wouldn't be distraught forever and they could return to Narnia but they all failed and now we're all doomed and the world's going to end with Loki as king on a throne that says "EHEHEHEHEHEHE" every time he moves.

Kid:

Me:

Kid:

Me:

Kid:

Me:

Kid: You do realize-

Me: Go do your homework. Winter is coming.

[tinyshoopuf]

[aestheticaspirations]

Image from: se17enteen

[luxue]

(insert titan here)

[adreamedofloveinfinity-deactiva]

better when you are are<3 better since i met you. better if you are with me not far.

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[kissesandmylove]

[brightorangerain]

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[adventure-heart]

Relationship goals

[sixpenceee]

Studio ghibli’s floral art.

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[toastbutteregg]

[viinnttaaggee]

alright ladies its time to “omg i’m so cold feel my hands” your way into a relationship season

[egglands-worst]

oh no 

[jelloandclaws]

If you say this then hold their hand, it flirt

If you say this then immediately shove your cold hand on their face and/or neck, that's goblin best friend behaviour

[luxue]

I am both. Flirty goblin best friend.

[lll-ll-ll-lll]

Photo by Sadman Sakib on Unsplash

[especially]

[narnia]

[pointnclickadventuregame]

Ghosts In Teacups By Angela Deane