the bastard child

private, selective, fandomless oc

[luzvxrde]

GET TO KNOW ME!

nickname: monty (some of u know me by another name but monty is the preferred one now)

gender: agender (use they/them pronouns pls)

astrological sign: pisces

height: 5’ 2″ (aka short af)

sexuality: queer af

hogwarts house: i no longer answer this on principle

favourite animals: cats are the all time fave, but i also love toothy reptiles and sharks

average hours of sleep: 6-8

number of blankets: 1

where i am from: colorado, usa

dream trip: Japan or Hawaii

when i created this account: 2018

why i created this account: because a friend and i were like “what if they had a son”

followers: <50

[criwes]

[blukcattalking]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Kieran Brent (Canadian, b. Toronto, ON, Canada) - Tripwire #2  Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[dutchovny-blog]

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[valtsv]

i dont have “delusions of grandeur” i AM grand and powerful and very, very sexy and you all just have to accept that

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Apparitions - Fallen Angels by Victor Hugo Harmatiuk

[discovering-sam]

He loved asses so much, he become one

[jumex]

everyone is always like “I wanna do drugs with you!” like that’s nice but there’s more to me than that……..I also drink :/

[darkfibers-deactivated20240506]

Gold SLP Boots

join the CLVN.

[kristina100000]

im pretty my meat is huge and i shoplift for fun

[powai-blog]

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

[luzvxrde]

Johann merely blinked at that. "Well, I DID ask."

:: @chaosandblueeyes ::

“Indeed you did.”

[kaijuno]

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

[luzvxrde]

Do you normally use your underwear as a brush holder?

:: @chaosandblueeyes ::

“Only when I’m wearing underwear.”

[loveamongthesailors]

anybody wanna be friends with detriments? its like friends with benefits but instead of having sex i just do annoying shit like showing up at your house and smoking a joint in the bathroom when you really need to piss and trying to get you involved in multi level marketing schemes