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So, I’ve basically lost all muse for Kris at this point for a multitude of reasons I don’t wanna get into, so for the foreseeable future until when/if I get it back, this blog is on a permanent hiatus.
I’m gonna try increasing activity for my other blogs in the New Year, a list of which is below. Sorry for anyone I owe replies to on here, if I get muse back for Kris after while I can try getting to them again.
hello , my old heart. by king.
forgettable little bluebird of misfortune.
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prophetcy:
❝ right of cours― ❞ you stop yourself / the moment your eyes saw their hand reaching out for you. ah / your cheeks flushed rosy pink again. what was with this atmosphere / the world was going to crumble against your back ( & yet all you hear is the speakers playing such a silly song / while the two of you ride together in a swan boat ). you place a hand at your heart / steady yourself ( a garden wishes to burst with life / but you can’t / not yet ).
❝ r―right… of course. thank you , kris. ❞ you take a couple steps closer to them / your flushed cheeks never fading with time. though when you reach for their hand / your eyes , they could never falter from that bruise that they’ve been hiding on their cheek. without much thought / about your feelings or the fact you’ve gotten so close to kris ( much more than you had realized ). you gently placed your palm against their cheek / caressing them in your hands. a familiar light / warm & gentle ( the pain melting away & leaving kris with nothing but the feeling of comfort / at least / you hoped so ).
❝ sorry i― i just couldn’t… um… ❞ stop staring ? / no that’d just be weird to say. ❝ couldn’t help but notice the bruise. does… does this feel any better ? ❞ it might of been the first time you were able to directly look at kris throughout this whole ride / worry in your eyes.
suffice it to say / it seems you’ve momentarily forgotten about the weight ( that’s been crushing on your tiny little body for years ).
gloved fingers interlace with ralsei’s, gripping just a bit tightly to ensure the hold on his paw is secure enough for when he stepped off to his side of the island. however, hidden eyebrows perk in curiosity when another paw is raised. before they can question it however, it finds it’s resting place on their cheek.
it stings at first, and kris is tempted to move their head away, but then there’s a light and.... oh. it’s gone. the bruise disappears, and in it’s place, their cheeks are coated in a darker blue as they gently lean into the paw.
frown appears at his apology, but it disappears when the prince asks them if they’re feeling better.
━━ ♡ “.....Yes.”
after another ten seconds or so of standing there, just. staring at ralsei from behind their bangs, they shift a bit more towards his side of the ship, ready to keep the prince from falling whenever he stepped off onto the island.
[ LISTEN . ] [ NO . ] …VERY WELL THEN.
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deerloved:
“I-I guess that makes sense, now that you mention it! Maybe you will have to worry about the doorframes someday, fahaha…!”
She expected that question, but she still has to think about it for a moment. There’s…well, there’s probably been nothing like this that’s happened before. She doesn’t exactly have a lot of knowledge to go on.
“W-well, um…maybe! I-I don’t know for sure, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you did grow a bit. O-or a lot. Your parents are some of the tallest people in town, so…maybe you’ll end up being taller than me again!”
━━ ♡ “Taller than you again.... huh.”
it’s something they have to spend a moment to register. for a long while, noelle’s been taller than them, always. to think they might reach the heights that asriel or even toriel can.... it’s something that excites them even more, now that they think on it.
wait. asriel...
━━ ♡ “Oh, shit. Asriel’s gonna freak when he sees this when he comes back.”
mom would too, but, they’re much more excited to show off to him than her at the moment.
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With all the excitement that comes with the lightners coming & the adventure that followed , there soon would come a time of rest. A rest the prince had come to fear once before in his life, but now? His head rests gently into kris’ shoulder & tired eyes slowly shutting. His hand clings to their arm, it looks like kris won’t be able to go anywhere until the prince wakes up again.
a moment of quiet was always nice. after all, they had just gotten back to castle town from sealing yet another fountain, how was the knight so fast at opening them? they wonder.
but, a nap wouldn't hurt anyone. susie was off in her own room, probably for the best, considering her snoring. but, ralsei had decided to join kris in their room. they could think of a few reasons why.
and so, they sat there, on their bed, the prince resting into their form. the rise and fall of his chest, the peaceful expression on his face as they laid into their shoulder, the grip on their arm that locked them together.... they wonder why they ever thought it wasn't easy to fall for him.
sleepiness falls over the human as well, leaning against the wall, they decide to give the prince one last gift before they joined him in mutual slumber.
kris leans ever so slightly towards him, and kisses him on the forehead.
not too long after, their own head rests on top of ralsei's.
rudestbuster:
* Once the suggestion is given, Susie actually isn’t sure if Kris will be able to do it. She’s not going to back out of it of course, but she’s not expecting them to go through with it either. It’s a pleasant surprise when they do, and she can’t help but laugh as they struggle to lift her, only to start cheering them on once they actually get her off the ground a bit.
* “HELL YEAH, KRIS! YOU GOT THIS!”
* And then they drop her. Susie just barely catches herself, but Kris isn’t so lucky. She stands over them, trying not to laugh, and reaches out her hand for them to grab.
* “You okay, Fluffy?”
━━ ♡ “Yeah.”
is this what it felt like to be called “fluffy”, they wonder? all the times they teased ralsei about it seem to be biting them back now, as they can feel their cheeks warm up underneath the fur.
padded hand grips at susie’s own scaled one, hoisting themselves up. once they’re repositioned back up, they’re scratching at their chin in thought.
━━ ♡ “Damn... can’t believe I was able to lift YOU.... wonder what else I could...”
speech stops though, as their head perks up.
━━ ♡ “...My dad was able to lift a car once.”
mischievous grin spreads on their snout.
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dark-duo:
“R… Really…?” Just… Just like that? Was Kris some sort of Saint that the shark didn’t know? Did they just like to give people money even if they didn’t know him? It was certainly off putting, and it was enough to make Will’s guard slip a bit. Normally, he wouldn’t even question why, but… He needed to know. What was the point of that? “… Um, why, though…? You, uh… Um… Don’t, you know, know me. Not to mention, I’m, uh…” He looked down at his hoodie. The Shark certainly isn’t going to win any awards for appearance, what with his stained and dirty hoodie, along with torn jeans.
━━ ♡ Seemed like you needed it.
they sign back, finishing with a shrug. the appearance of the other gives them some... hints, of the reasoning why they’re needing to ask. but for now, they won’t prod.
━━ ♡ What’s your name?
they ask through hands.
holds kris’ hand & with the power of magic a warm soft light glows from his beans onto their palms.
eyes watch curiously, as the magic flows out onto their paws from ralsei's own. the glow gives off a relaxing, comforted feeling to the lightner. almost as much as the feeling of their fingers intertwining.
a calm unlike any other takes over the boss monster, as they feel wounds from past battles seal up and dissipate.
HEALED: 120 HP.
━━ ♡ "Thank you, Rals."
the usual neutral tone of voice is replaced with a gentle, soothing one.
rudestbuster:
* To be honest, Susie didn’t think they would actually be able to do anything. So she has no idea how to answer when they ask what they should do next.
* “Uh.”
* Suddenly, inspiration strikes! It’s a pretty ridiculous thought, but then again so is this entire activity. The girl grins.
* “Why don’t you try picking ME up?”
eyebrows perk at the suggestion, hidden eyes gazing her form up and down. her? pick up her? she was bigger than them! head barely made it up to her shoulders!
but hey, they can at least make an attempt. hands reach out and grab her sides, before attempting to lift her up just as they had the rock.... she doesn’t budge. but, they’re not ready to call it quits yet.
they step forward, arms wrapping around her torso as they try again... and this time, there’s results. slowly, with strenuous effort, susie is lifted up and off her feet, dangling up as the boss monster’s legs began to wobble.... and they’re promptly falling backwards, letting go and letting her fall to the side as they toppled back onto the grass beneath them.
━━ ♡ “Ow.”
@dark-duo asks: Will bites one of his fingers out of sheer anxiety as he walks up to Kris. "Um... Uh... Do, uh, you have any, um... Money for the school lunch...?" The Shark asks, hoping it isn't too innocuous enough to warrant suspicion.
a surprise overcomes the newly formed monster, eyeing down the shark. kris had seen him around before, but never had the chance to get to know much about him... or anything at all. and it’s especially curious that he’d only now approach, for such a reason, after the human had turned.
skepticism is initially present, but, kris jabs a clawed hand into their pocket, scrambling around before pulling out five bucks and twenty five cents. handing it over to will and signing back.
━━ ♡ Here you go.
deerloved:
“Oh! H-hey, if you already have some, that’s good. It’ll probably make fur maintenance a lot less of a headache.” And gosh, could it be a headache for Noelle, especially when her winter coat was in…like it was right now.
There are some downsides to being fluffy.
“U-um…I wouldn’t worry too much about it, I think. Your horns will probably stay small enough that it won’t be a concern. P-probably.” She wonders to herself if Kris is going to start growing thanks to boss monster genes. She envisions a seven-foot-tall Kris and is kind of terrified. “D-do boss monsters ever shed their horns like reindeer monsters shed their antlers? I-it’s a yearly thing for us.”
the dreemurr shakes their head at that last part.
━━ ♡ “How do you think my dad got his so big?"
memories flash to times when he would accidentally bump them into the roof or doorways, that classic yelp. heh. .. wait. big? eyebrows perk up in realization. boss monsters were tall as hell. and if they’re a boss monster now.....
━━ ♡ “Do you think I’ll get bigger, Noelle?”
with the goat kris M!A slated to end tomorrow, im actually gonna cheat a lil and extend it by 1 day.
i was really excited to do it when i saw this in my inbox but then i got carried away with other muses and spent most of the M!A on ellis and neil’s blogs, so now i feel bad about not doing much else with it...
so! if any mutual wants to send an ask or wants a starter or whatever with goat kris before nov 13th, feel free to or hit that like for a starter
rudestbuster:
* When Kris reaches towards her, Susie flinches away a bit. She relaxes after a moment though when all they do is gently brush her hair out of her eyes. She almost averts her gaze, but catches sight of their own first. It’s gentle. Nobody has ever really looked at her the way that the human is looking at her now, and she knows how big of a deal them showing their eyes is, too.
* Even after all they’ve been through together so far, the trust they’re showing to her in these moments feel undeserved. She finally looks away, rubbing the back of her head before giving them a small, almost timid smile.
* “Okay, Kris.”
* The situation is a heavy one, there’s no denying it, but maybe Susie can say something to make it seem a little less so.
* “…It’s hard to say no to those puppy-dog eyes you’re giving me, anyway. Heh.”
that smile. oh, that smile. it’s a rare one seldom seen from her, and that alone wipes the frown off of kris’ face.
and immediately, the smile that had been growing bursts into a grin, which bursts out into a very short, raspy chuckle at her last statement.
━━ ♡ “Thanks. I had some good practice as a kid.”
and now, the nudge from earlier is returned with a playful elbow jab into her own arm. and it’s after that they remember just what they were doing beforehand, eyeing the sizzling steaks on the pan.
━━ ♡ “Oh. Right. Those are gonna need a few minutes before we flip them...”
for a moment, there’s not much else, just. kris staring at the pan. before turning back to susie, eyes now facing her with curiosity instead.
━━ ♡ “Wanna watch something to pass the time?”
finger points to the living room beside them, couch resting temptingly in front of a TV.
