the longest week sentence starters: part 2
“I think they were Canadian.”
“If they all jumped off a bridge, would you join them?”
“No one suffers any consequences for their actions, no one learns anything and nobody changes.”
“It was a satire.”
“I did say that, but that was before I came inside.”
“I’m gonna go. Count to five and then follow me.”
“I despise you and everything you stand for.”
“You’re a bit of a philistine, aren’t you?”
“What I’m trying to say… it’s great that you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“You’re a cheater though.”
“I had to talk to her all night, she only left half hour ago. It was horrible.”
“What happened was that it was amazing, and we talked until the sun came up!”
“Sometimes a good stiff drink is the only excuse we have for committing the atrocities we really want to.”
“You’re a selfish asshole.”
“I might actually have a shot with her, okay? She could be the one.”
“What are you, fourteen? It’s not charming anymore.”
“I need you to sleep somewhere else tonight.”
“Sometimes you’re your own worst enemy.”
“I’m allergic to the grass, the clean air, the bees, the ticks, the badgers, a bunch of wildlife.”
“Does she/he know that you’re broke and have no place else to go?”
“You know, this is actually a very small city, and if you meet an attractive girl/boy, the chances are great that one of your friends has already slept with her/him or wants to.”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“I’m in love with the idea of you.”
“Well, the idea of someone is always better.”
“You can’t have sex with an idea.”
“It’s a female orgasm.”
“In lieu of unnecessary explanations, please enjoy this Volvo.”
“I think I have a brain tumour.”
“You’re never in the mood anymore.”
“You seemed a little distant.”
“Oh, we’re just going through a dry spell.”
“Why are we hiding behind the bushes?”
“I’ve got separation anxiety, abandonment issues…”
“Are you saying you’ve been lying to me this entire time?”
“I’m not the only liar!”
“You are not honest with yourself, that’s your problem.”
“You have just managed to coast through life without worrying about money or anything else pertaining to reality.”
“You are just a philandering narcissist who’s so afraid of being alone, because when you are alone you’re gonna realise how empty your life is.”
“Between the two of you, he was the nice one.”
“You’re just like the rest of them.”
“Maybe this won’t blow over.”
“What happened to your face?”
“I got hit by a truck.”
“Zeus is dead.”
“That was just a joke.”
“It’s not a surprise, considering what an asshole you are.”
“It would be a misrepresentation of how I feel inside.”
“You can keep the Volvo.”
“You have the moral code of a Bolshevik.”
“I can’t stop thinking about her/him. I think I need to see a doctor.”
“I’m quitting. The whole act.”
“It wasn’t the act that bothered me, it was the cover-up.”
“The act was the cover-up.”
“I hate surprises.”
“Do you ever notice that the people who make fun of people for being pretentious are usually the pretentious ones?”
“You ever notice how people only lash out on others because they’re afraid of what they see, because they see themselves?”
“What if I tell you I love you, does that actually mean I love myself?”
“One can often get confused by the other.”
“Why the hell are we fishing with spears?”
“It’s been a long week.”
“I think it was all that bad advice that made me the bad person I am today.”
“It’s going to take a very long time to recover from this.”
“I think I’m an egoist.”
“I find him quite likeable and his change rather significant.”
“Lofty expectations can only lead to failure, hm?”
“I think a betting man would say that the chances of a lightening striking twice, especially in consecutive generations, is very slim.”
part 1
