simon and betty forever

needed a new place to talk about the old people on my phone. i like to draw them being happy

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

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Hi, I'm Gooey, this is my blog dedicated to Simon and Betty from Adventure Time!

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[lvl100hummuswarrior]

betty grof we are never seeing you again

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

...hulu???

[petrlkov]

i had the pleasure to partake in a friend group gift swap and i received my box today! gummy aka @dsgustng was my gifter and I am so happy with what we received... the Simon clay figure is so cute and detailed and their art is so cute ;_; please follow gummy for more of their wonderful art!!

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

betty grof you would have loved knowing how far sim torture methods have come since your time. I'm so sorry

[bloodencrustedfritter]

However It Has To Happen

[petrlkov]

i know for a fact he would do the thing old people do when you show them your phone

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

normally i get ticked off when people compare my old people to a pair of more popular old people but at this point i think i just have to accept it. we got fucking queenie merch before betty grof guys

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

I'm sure it's been mused on before but Simon and Betty really are perfect characters to exist in tune with Adventure Time's themes. Reckless, self sacrificial abandon, contrasted by the weariness of carrying the weight of the world and the guilt it fosters. I think they complement Finn really well, especially Simon. Finn is basically just if Simon's dad loved him, right down to their outdoorsiness, obsession with princesses, inability to handle change, and weird disassociative tendencies (the crown and Finn's "vault" are the same thing to me). I really fucking like that about them and I hope something satisfying comes from it

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

525600 bettys

i rememawbered how to dr

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

i had a fun idea for a semi animated video essay about the lack of accountability adventure time gives its female characters but then i realized if i posted it id have to worry about people disagreeing with me so im not doing it. green betty gaming has passed away

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

"petrigrof has a power imbalance because betty idolized him before they met 🤓" betty did this because she is WEIRD. why is simon's wet blanket reaction to it the problem and not betty's sans fangirl shit. let betty be the problem, i am begging you

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

belated valentines thingy…she got it through kind means dw

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

had an idea for a username change and it was so pretentious I almost gagged

[coolerdracula]

[mouseofgolb]

I saw a post a few years ago showing the framing of Simon in regards to Golbetty in the episode "Casper & Nova". There were a few frames, showing him to be connected with the bottom set of eyes, somehow. The same set of eyes with a curious, familiar line between them. It absolutely inspired me. What if? What if, when it's all said and done, he ends up going back? What if future-Simon was in there, looking on, all proud of himself, throwing that crown away and all like, "yeah, go me!" In this theory, all the Betty's combined into one. They all agreed together, Keep This Simon Safe, and fused with Golb. Not just our main timeline Betty, ALL of them. Because of the wonky time-ness of where Golb exists, etc. This might give reason why we could never find any other versions of her in any other universes. It could also, possibly, explain why they were not present in the Dead Worlds during Together Again.

[petrlkov]