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[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Oh…

[gaynfl-moved]

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

[gaynfl-moved]

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

[gaynfl-moved]

FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG

[dsu2014]

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

[prettyaverageshitposts]

Thanos: *about to attack peter*

Marvel Women:

[thelvadams]

people really complaining about rey’s backflip being unrealistic, as if this never happened:

[nezumionice]

I’M CACKLING WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST WENT NYOOM

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

ppl take Star Wars far more seriously than it was ever meant to be taken.

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

my favorite part of impressionism is when artists just hung out and painted each other painting. 

oil paint isnt cheap, but john singer sargent wanted to paint his homie claude havin a nice day. thats sweet.

and heres gaugin’s painting of van gogh painting the sunflowers. damn he knew it would be #iconic and he memorialized the event. what a good friend

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

modern day equivalent: when u see ur friend tryin to get the perfect selfie and u take a picture of them taking it

[brownvenus]

Me: I’m depressed

Someone: oh no what’s wrong

Me: it’s the depression

[extramadness]

[saiaku]

[accidentalfisting]

[peer-inward]

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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[mulderspice-deactivated20190215]

so how’s it going everyone

[thexfiles]

[kermitreactions]

burrito is good for when sad time