Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.
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Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.
yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp
i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd
FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG
imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves
Thanos: *about to attack peter*
Marvel Women:
people really complaining about rey’s backflip being unrealistic, as if this never happened:
I’M CACKLING WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST WENT NYOOM
ppl take Star Wars far more seriously than it was ever meant to be taken.
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
my favorite part of impressionism is when artists just hung out and painted each other painting.
oil paint isnt cheap, but john singer sargent wanted to paint his homie claude havin a nice day. thats sweet.
and heres gaugin’s painting of van gogh painting the sunflowers. damn he knew it would be #iconic and he memorialized the event. what a good friend
modern day equivalent: when u see ur friend tryin to get the perfect selfie and u take a picture of them taking it
Me: I’m depressed
Someone: oh no what’s wrong
Me: it’s the depression
NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
so how’s it going everyone
burrito is good for when sad time