7

[andrewlx]

[mysharona1987]

[socialistexan]

LBJ escalated the war in Vietnam right before the ‘64 election

Clinton attacked Iraq to distract from his impeachment trial in ‘98

Obama attacked Libya and acted increasingly hawkish towards Syria before the 2012 election

It’s not just the Republicans.

[sunbathe]

[melodyhansen]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[suspend]

[mementomoriiv]

[alyssascottart]

Jellyfish

*refresh the page if not in sync*

[birdasaurus]

Aurelie Lecuyer

[theartistandthephotographer]

[paintingispoetry]

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

[fotojournalismus]

[leflambeur]

By Abdulla Elmaz for Nasty Magazine

[witchmercysthighs-blog]

[lvn-nda]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[timbllr]

Untitled by Lauren Withrow Via Flickr: Lauryn, 2015

[holly-ryan]