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Your rainbow is shaded green and violet.
What it says about you: You are a creative person. You feel strong ties to nature and your mood changes with its cycles. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you've mastered it. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality.
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What it says about you â You are a tranquil person. You appreciate friends who get along with one another. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines.
Iâm not surprised, blue is basically everything about me đ
What is says about you: You are a passionate person. You appreciate mystery. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you. You may meet people who are afraid of you.
Tagging: @waiting-for-motivation @sparks-joy-imagines @nokkusu @grocerie-store @y-uuta @laraazoldyck and anyone who wants to take this quiz :)
Tags; Porn with Plot, Poly Relationships, Friends with Benefits, Eventual Romance, Alternative Universe, Semi-Modern AU, Anal sex, Explicit Content, Misinterpreted Relationships, Misunderstandings, Drinking, Alcoholism
Chapter Specific Tags; SFW, just Kakashi set-up, Kakashi mistaking a hook-up as a romantic relationship
Kakashi stirred awake with a heavy weight on his chest. Propping one eye open, he was greeted with the sight of Genma sleeping soundly in his bare chest. Rays of sunlight highlighted most of his features, shining parts of Genmaâs peaceful expression, strands of chestnut brown bangs covered parts of his face. His lips gently parted as his body rose and fell with each subtle and calm breath he took.
His eyes narrowed as he inspected the brunette; Genma was an oddity to himâ not that he actually minded, quite the opposite. Now, he looked peaceful and sweet, as if he didnât just ride Kakashiâs dick the previous night. Surprisingly, Genma was well-versed in hiding his more⊠âsluttyâ side, to put it bluntlyâ not many outside of the close-knit friend group knew of his nightly activities. To outsiders, Genma was a man of a calm and collected nature and truly, he was. There just was this hidden side to him.
Slipping Genma off him, Kakashi slowly peeled himself off his bed. He stumbled across his room, stepping over his clothes scattered around his floor. He had expected several sights to be regular occurrences; Naruto and Sasuke fighting, Sakura stopping them; Gai challenging him to any sort of test of skill; Obito and Rin dragging him out of his house. Was him waking up to Genma in his bed and their clothes scattered across his house going to be another recurring scene?
He scrounged around in his drawers for a pair of boxers, some loose pants and fished out a plain white tee. He headed for his bathroom silently, slipping out of his room to not disturb his sleeping⊠Well, he assumed âpartnerâ. A warm sensation filled his chest as he thought about that. Genma as his partner. Huh, that sounded oddly nice.
He was quick to snap out of it once he reached the door to his bathroom. He shook off the thoughts and let out a sigh. He disregarded the warmth those thoughts brung and pushed into his bathroom.
By the time Kakashi was finished with his shower, Genma was still in his deep slumber. He decided to let him sleep in. His bedroom was just Genmaâs for now. Though, Kakashi managed to snag his favourite book series, Icha Icha Paradise. His living area was better lit than his bedroom; a near perfect quantity of natural light peering through the kitchen window, some wandering into his attached living room, the glass sliding doors also provided a fair amount of light as well. He plopped down on his couch and he momentarily froze when his eyes landed on the open whiskey bottle Genma had left. Beside it was Genmaâs buzzing phone. It stopped and the screen went black before Kakashi could see what the notification was.
Kakashi was a simple man; he saw a phone buzz from a notification, he got curious. Interest piqued, he reached down and snatched up the phone. It lit up as he pressed the power button. A monochromatic picture of a hand lazily holding a cigarette between two fingers was set as the background. Kakashi cocked his eyebrows at Genmaâs set background, it was a bit odd to him but it oddly fit Genma. His attention switched over to the notifications on the screen. A few missed calls, some unanswered messages from Hayate and Shizune, all previews hidden until unlocked, and at the top of it was a reminder. âTell squads of Chunin Examsâ was the title. Guess Genma couldnât tell all of them the day before.
A tinge of guilt pulled at his chest, he shouldnât be snooping around. He followed his gut and shut off the phone and placed it back on his coffee table. He grabbed his book and leaned back into his couch, kicking up his feet on his table. Flipping his book open, he tore his attention away from Genmaâs phone.
He wasnât certain how much time had passed after he started a new chapter, but a knock pulled his head out from the pages of his book. He snapped his book closed and pulled himself up from the couch, tossing his book onto the table. He peered through the peephole and stood outside his door was his old teammate, Obito.
Obitoâs scarred but bright face beamed at his door, as if he could tell Kakashi was peeking through the hole. His right side was heavily scarred and deformed, a lifetime reminder of the consequences of war. It was a damn miracle Obito survived the war, especially after getting crushed. Kakashi insisted that he return his Sharingan but Obito denied no matter the protest. Now, Obitoâs left eye bore the late Fourth Hokageâs eye. Kakashi never got the story of how he received it, but regardless, he was grateful to the Gods, or the Heavens, or whatever, that Obito still stood tall beside him nonetheless.
Unlocking the door, the silver-haired shinobi swung his front door open. Obito grinned ear-to-ear as the white door opened. âKakashi!â he blurted out, arms spread wide in an exaggerated way to greet the tired shinobi before him. Without warning, he hooked around Kakashiâs neck, pulling the man close. âHowâs it going, huh?â
âObito⊠itâs onlyâŠâ Kakashi peeled himself away from his friend and leaned backwards to peer back into his kitchen. â9:30 in the morning.â
âYeah, but didja forget already?â Obito chirped up as he tugged his best friend close once more, âBreakfast with me and Rin?â
Kakashiâs face recoiled with regret as a hiss left his throatâ aimed towards him obviously. âShit⊠Iâm sorry,â he apologized. âUh... Just give me a moment. Just stay here.â
As Obito released his grip, Kakashi pushed away from him. âNo worries, âKashi,â he replied. He peered over the shoulder of the silver-haired shinobi as Kakashi scrambled around in his house. He took note of the open whiskey bottle in the open living room and the extra pair of shinobi sandals. Obito wasnât the sharpest tool in the shed, but he also wasnât naive.
A grin pried at the corners of the Uchihaâs lips as he peered over to Kakashi hovering over his kitchen table, scribbling something down. âHey, Kakashi, itâs a bit rude to not invite someone in, right?â he teasingly piped up.
Kakashi immediately flinched and sputtered a bit. He knew Obito knew. He turned his head and shakingly looked over at his teammate. âUh⊠Well, weâre heading out in a minute, right?â he blurted out. He pushed the cap onto the pen and tossed it to the side. He ripped off the sticky note from the stack and slapped it onto his fridge. As Obito leaned forward in an attempt to read the note, he huffed and covered the side with his hand. Obito backed off and he let out a sigh before reading over the note;
Genma,
Iâm heading out for the day. Help yourself to some coffee and breakfast. Make sure to lock the door on your way out. If youâre free, come by tonight.
Kakashi
That was inviting enough, right?... Yeah, probably. Kakashi pushed himself away from his fridge and gathered himself. He slipped on his shoes and pushed Obito out of his house by stepping out himself. He locked the door and shoved the key into his pocket. âReady to go?â he asked his friend.
Obito, his prying now diminished by the front door shutting, sighed but shrugged his shoulders. He stuffed his hands in his pocket and nodded. âGuess so,â he murmured. Kakashi walked past him and he took one final glance at the house, hoping to spot any sort of movement in the house. But alas, the person in Kakashiâs house was still out-cold sleeping.
âObito.â
He jolted a bit before scurrying off the porch to catch up with Kakashi.
Rin gazed through the large windows of the small cafe, the lines were long and most tables were filled. She had expected the long lines but not the tables being filled, it was a week day, shouldnât people be hurrying off to their jobs?
She cursed to herself, silently lecturing to herself for not going in sooner. She took a glance around before slipping inside the shop and sneaking off to the back where one table was clear and free for the taking. The smell of brewing coffee, freshly baked bagels and muffins reached her nostrils and left her a warm, fuzzy feeling blooming in her chest. Nostalgia? Maybe. Team Minato did share several memories here. She slipped into the booth seat and pulled out her phone from her back pocket. Two messages from Obito popped up when her lock screen lit up; âGot Kakashi.â, and âHeading over now~ <3â. She simply sent a thumbs up back, then added a heart emoji for good measure.
It didnât take the two long before they arrived through the glass doors, bell ringing to alert the baristas of new customers. Rin raised up and a smile grew on her glossy lips. She waved the two Jounin over and closed her mobile game. Kakashi slid onto the seat across from her and Obito walked over to her side, leaning in for a quick kiss of greeting. She shifted over and gave him a spot to sit.
âDidnât order us drinks?â Obito questioned.
She shook her head and sighed. âNot yet. Lineâs been busy and I wanted to grab a good table.â She leaned back into the booth as she gazed over to the two lines at the counters. The cafe had died down a bit in noise but a good five or six people still stood in line. âHere, scoot out, Iâll go order now.â
Kakashi raised his hand in quick protest. âNo, no,â he was quick to speak up. He smiled under his mask and stood up. âIâll pay for our drinks,â he assured as he shifted out of their booth. If Rin or Obito had any objections, he didnât wait to hear them as he walked into the nearest line.
It took a few minutes but Kakashi finally arrived at the front of the line, tapping on the counter with two fingers as he waited for the barista to come back around. He stood up straight as the employee approached the counter after handing over another customerâs order. His cheeks heated up under his mask as the man approached him. He wore the company uniform of a plain white shirt, black pants and a dark green apron wrapped around his front. Attached to his apron was a nametag: âToumaâ.
âSorry about that, just a busy day today,â Touma excused with a quick chuckle. His face beamed with happiness, a bright smile upon his lips. Kakashi couldnât tell if it was genuine or if it was forced, but it felt genuine. âWhat can I get you today?â
Kakashi was grateful he always wore masks, he knew he was a blushing mess underneath. âUrm, well,â he sputtered for a moment, âA medium espresso, large iced coffee and a large mocha coffee.â
Touma hummed in response as he punched in the order. âAnything else today?â he asked.
Kakashi shook his head. âUh, no, thatâs all,â he replied.
âAlright,â Touma nodded. âYour total is 1,212 yen.â
He was quick to pay in cash and slid off to the side, waiting for his order. His eyes lingered on the barista he spoke to. Touma was his type. Shoulder-length dark hair, average height and slender. Touma also held his hair backâ but the more Kakashi thought about it, it was probably a requirement for workâ, pinning his bangs out of eyes, hair placed in a low, short ponytail. Walnut brown hair, pale skin and deep brown eyes. Touma wasnât too extraordinary but God, he was attractive.
As he stared, Touma looked familiar. It most definitely wasnât from him being a regular; Kakashi never paid much attention to the workers. The long locks of brown hair, the deep brown eyes, the pale skin. The same height too. As his eyes lingered on Touma, the barista shifted from himself to another Jounin. Genma.
Touma was a near-perfect doppelganger of Genma.
The three drinks were pushed onto the counter in front of him. He snapped out of his daze and gripped the edge of the cardboard cup tray. As he picked it up, Touma spoke up: âHey, uh, youâre a shinobi, right?â
âHuh? Yeah, I am,â he answered.
âOh good, I could tell by your headband,â Touma explained. He scratched the back of his neck and chuckled a bit. âIf youâre free, come by on Sunday. We do this thing called âShinobi Sundayâ every month. Shinobi of the Leaf get discounts on their orders.â
Kakashi raised his brows in surprise; it mustâve been something new. He nodded and cleared his throat. âYeah⊠Iâll see if Iâm free.â Not sure how to continue the conversation, or if he even should, Kakashi nodded his head goodbye and slipped away from the counter, letting Touma return to his work.
As he returned to his table, the first thing he noticed was Rin staring intently at him, head resting between her hands. He sighed, preparing for Rinâs antics, and slid the tray onto the table as he sat down.
Rin grabbed her iced coffee and pulled her straw out of its paper wrapping. She grinned as she stabbed her straw into the lid. âSoooo~...?â she sang, giggling to herself. âDid you get his number?â
âIâmâ Iâm sorry?â
âDid you get that guyâs number?â she repeated. She sipped on her iced coffee and leaned on the table. She had watched the entire interaction but she lacked the audio. âHe seemed into you, yâknow,â she whispered, as if Obito couldnât hear. âYou should totally ask him out.â
Kakashiâs entire face turned a deep shade of red, face practically steaming, body melting away in embarrassment. âIâ! N-no, I couldnât⊠Heâs just an employee, heâs just doing his job,â he excused, waving off Rinâs pushing. He took a glance over to Touma as he grabbed his espresso. He turned his head down and stared into his cup before prying off his mask to take a sip. âBesides, we hardly know each other. Itâd be awkward, right?â
Rin, used to Kakashiâs dismissals, only sighed and slumped her shoulders, sinking back into her seat, sipping on her iced coffee. This was a regular affair between the two, ever since the two were in their teens. Of course, back then, Rin had assumed Kakashi was straight and constantly tried to set him up with any girl who indicated the slightest interest in the son of the White Fang. She had apologized a million times over when he had revealed he was actually gay when the three of them were 17. But that hardly stopped her from her self-promoted role of âmatchmakerâ.
One advantage of being so close with Kakashi was the fact Rin understood his mannerisms. It took her a couple of years but she could tell who and what he was attracted toâ probably quicker than he would. But alas, no matter how hard she pushed, Kakashi would retreat back into his shell of solitude. It was a back-and-forth between the two and Kakashi always remained the victor each and every single time.
Defeated, Rin sipped on her iced coffee, ready to change the topic, perhaps about her or Kakashiâs teamâ oh, how she wondered how Kakashiâs students were doing. She couldnât remember the last time she had seen them. As she finished off her few sips, she opened her mouth to direct the conversation elsewhere, but Obito had other plans.
âYou should ask him out,â Obito insisted.
Kakashi jerked forward as his drink got stuck in his throat from pure shock. He coughed and hid his face in his arm as he slowly recovered. âIâm sorry?â
âCome on, Kakashi. You canât honestly expect love to just fall into your arms, do you?â
âWell no butââ
Obito leaned forward onto the table. âThen go ask him out. You find him attractive, he probably finds you attractiveâ half of this damn village does, so take the risk, Kakashi.â
Rin huffed and smacked Obito in the arm. âCome on, Obito, he already said he wonât.â
âWell, he never tries. He should just this once,â Obito insisted. âHeâs missed out on so many opportunities already.â
âObito!â Rin badgered.
Kakashi sighed and finished off his drink with large gulps. He tugged his mask back up his face and over his nose. He raised his hand, butting into the argument. âRin, itâs fine,â he assured as he spoke up. âObitoâs right.â
Rin turned her head. âWhat? So youâll ask the barista out?â
He shook his head, âI never said that. I just said Obitoâs right in me never trying.â
Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck. His cheeks tinted a shade of red. âI guess Iâm trying to⊠not miss an opportunity this time,â he admitted sheepishly to his teammates. âThereâs someone, I supposeâŠâ
That caught Rinâs attention. Leaning forward, she rested her elbows on the table. âOh~?â she sang, âWho is it? Howâd you two finally start things? Is he cute? I bet heâs cute.â
âWell, I-.. I wouldnât want to share his personal informationâŠâ
âOh come on, just a name Kakashi? Please?â
Obito took a few sips out of his drink as he watched Rin pester Kakashi for answers but he remained strong in holding back any information she pried for. His mind wandered for a moment before it snapped back to the extra shoes he had seen before. âWait, is it the guy youââ
âYes.â Kakashi was quick to butt in.
âHuh. You sure heâs who you want?â
The silver-haired shinobi nodded. He sighed with content and thought back to the brunette man who drove him utterly crazy. â... Yeah,â he affirmed as he thought of Genma.
âHeâs who I want.â
âBye Kakashi!â Rin called out one last time as she and Obito parted ways with him.
Kakashi smiled under his mask, waving goodbye to the other two Jounin. He ambled down the streets of Konoha, shuffling past the groups and gatherings that crowded the roads. His mind lingered back to the upcoming Chunin Exams as he passed by some excited Genin team rambling about it. Heâd have to tell his own team about it soon. That, and heâd have to send a message to the Fifth assuring her the three were ready for their second Chunin Exam. He could go visit her personally as well, but Genmaâs words from the day before advised him against it; she was probably busied to the bone.
âKakashi-senpai.â
He recognized that tranquil and composed voice and he shifted around on his heels. A man with cedar brown hair landed on the dirt street before him. His face lit up when he saw the face of an old ANBU friend. âAh, Tenzo,â he greeted, âItâs nice to finally see you once again. Been awhile.â
Tenzo had a gentle smile on his lips as he approached Kakashi. âIt has,â he replied. âSince the disbandment of the ANBU, correct?â Kakashi nodded. Tenzo only nodded in response. â... So, whyâd you stop by?â the silver-haired shinobi questioned. He cleared his throat before swiftly changing the subject. âAh, right, I came to ask about the Chunin Exams on Lady Tsunadeâs behalf.â
âChunin Exams? For what?â
âLady Tsunade has tasked me with gathering the confirmations of each teamâs leader,â Tenzo explained. âAnd Iâve received confirmation from Team 3âs sensei. But I still need some confirmation from Team 8, Team 10 when they come back from their mission, and of course, your Team 7, Kakashi-senpai.â
He let out a sigh. âOfficial statement?â
Tenzo gave him a nod. âMore or less.â
âAh, I seeâŠâ Kakashi let out another sigh as his shoulders dropped. He straightened himself up and cleared his throat. âThe Kakashi led team of Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura⊠Under the name of Hatake Kakashi, I nominate the three for the Chunin Exams.â Same spiel as always, or maybe he got some words wrong. Nonetheless, same format but with different names.
It was enough for Tenzo apparently as he nodded. âAlright, thatâs goodâŠâ he murmured. âIâd love to keep chatting, but I need to gather more confirmations.â
As Tenzo readied to disappear, Kakashi was quick to raise his hand to grab Tenzoâs attention. âWait, Tenzo,â he called, âJust a quick question.â
âYes?â
âWill you be around during the Chunin Exams?â
âOf course, why?â
Kakashi pursed his lips under his mask and his brows furrowed. âI have a feeling youâll need to be there, Tenzo,â he asserted.
Tenzo didnât need details; the look in Kakashiâs uncovered eye told him enough. âUnderstood⊠Iâll be sure to attend. Iâll let Lady Tsunade know,â he assured.
As he took a step to hop off, Tenzo stopped for a moment. âOh yes, I nearly forgotâŠâ he turned on his heel again to face Kakashi one last time. His hand shuffled around in his back pouch before he pulled out a scroll and tossed it to his superior. âNew mission for Team Kakashi, assigned specifically from the Fifth herself.â
Kakashi caught the scroll and rotated it in his hand to eye down the seal. He sighed. No free time anymore.
With a grunt, Naruto collided with the ground, face digging into the ground as Kakashi swung him off his shoulders. And finally, that was it. Team 7 laid defeated before him. Sasuke laid stuck under a fallen tree, Sakura trembling on the dirt ground as she slowly tended to her wounds through medical ninjutsu, and Naruto had his face buried deep in the dirt, his shadow clones poofing away with clouds of smoke.
Kakashi sighed and lowered his guard finally. He frowned his brows as he thought back to the beginning days of their team. âI miss when a simple Genjutsu put all of them out of commissionâŠâ
His attention was brought to his blonde student behind him as the Genin groaned. Naruto growled and pushed himself up. âThatâs it, Kakashi-sensei! Rematch! Right now!!â he shouted at the top of his lungs. âThat ainât fair at all!â
âNow, now, maybe another time, Naruto,â Kakashi denied with a small chuckle. He shifted over to Sakura who was pushing herself up off the ground. âThink you can get Sasuke?â
âYes, Kakashi-sensei,â she nodded as she scurried off to her teammate.
He swung his open hand out and caught Narutoâs forehead in his palm. âNaruto, I told you weâll have a rematch another day.â
Sakura pried the tree log off of Sasuke and after some medical ninjutsu, got Sasuke on his feet. With the three Genin settled, Kakashi let out a deep sigh. He had two announcements to make. He pondered which to state first.
âWell⊠To start this off, we have a mission today,â he finally stated, âand then, the Chunin Exams are also around the corner. If Iâm not mistaken, you should be given enough time to squeeze in some additional training by the time we return.â
âThe Chunin Exams? Youâve referred us again?â Sakura butted in.
âIâve nominated you, yes. But you must be the ones to sign up.â
He reached into his pouch, pulled out the Exams registration sheets and tossed them to the three. âFeel free to sign them when youâre gathering supplies for the mission. Have your parents drop them off at the Hokageâs residence,â he instructed.
âAbout our mission, Kakashi,â Sasuke spoke up, âWhat is it?â
âAh, right, our missionâŠâ Kakashi hummed, bringing his hand to his chin. âWell, Suna has requested aid from Konoha shinobi. Apparently, one of their own S-ranked criminals is running about, poisoning their shinobi. Not only are we to aid them in capturing Sasori of the Red Sand but weâll also need to help them cure the poison.â
Kakashi brought his eyes to Sakura. âWeâll need you to assist with finding that cure as well as aiding our team against the fight with Sasori.â Sakura nodded in response.
This would be the teamâs second time taking a mission outside the Land of Fire so it was evident that the three Genin were excited but nervous lingered behind their thrilled expressions. Their first time out of the Land of Fire was their time in the Land of Waves and with that as their only experience, it was understandable to Kakashi.
âIâll let you go to properly gather what you need,â Kakashi waved off his students. âPlease donât be too late.â
The three Genin nodded and Sasuke was the first to scurry off, heading off in the direction of the Uchiha district. Sakura was next upon the completion of patching up her blonde boyfriend. As Naruto turned on his heels, Kakashi called out, âNaruto.â
âEh? Kakashi-sensei?â Naruto turned to his teacher. âWhat is it?â
He took a deep breath. âBe careful, Naruto. Both in mission and the Chunin Exams. You canât let your anger overwhelm you,â he insisted.
âTry as you might, you cannot deny that seal is cracking, Naruto.â
psa. if weâre mutuals, weâre automatically friends. u donât need to say things like âsorry to botherâ or âsorry im annoyingâ bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. weâre friends. ily.
