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*･☾ LORCAN w. D'EATH ˙ ˖✶ 7th yr. slytherin . ｡. the ARCANE * . ｡ YOU'D better watch your mouth i know everything that you're all about ;

[skeeterreport]

“i’m well aware,” she said, a self-assured smirk s p r e a d i n g across her thin lips. “but that’s still no excuse for not listening.” rita met his gaze. “let’s try again; how was your summer?”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- “my summer?” lorcan inquired, letting out a hum of thought as a subtle smile appeared on his lips. “well, it wasn’t anything special, if you ask me. went home, went on the annual family vacation -- italy, this time, it was beautiful -- came back, went to my family’s cabin for a week or so up north, then came home to prepare for school. same old.” he shrugged simply, as if that summer wasn’t eventful. “and yours, ms. skeeter?”

[necrovancer-blog]

“I’m absolutely sure I am,” she said with a smile and a small shrug, “and as much as I enjoy talking about how captivating I am, let’s get back to what I was saying, crap what was I saying?”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- lorcan chuckled at the girl’s words, tilting his head with a soft, amused sigh. “oh, how amusing it is to distract you, narcissa,” he drawled. “the only thing to get you to shut up is to remind you of yourself.”

[maeums]

“ you’re allergic to cats ? ” -— ONE MOMENT, xenophilius lovegood was overcome with fatigue and weariness due to his cat-related-heroics ; worried for the feline’s well being -— THE NEXT MOMENT, the hufflepuff had somehow found himself on the opposite end of the corridor ( having b o l t e d there with surprising haste in consideration of his injuries ) ; now worried for lorcan’s well being. bright blue eyes pooled with concern, the hufflepuff called over to the slytherin with a voice laced with well-meaning worry ; “ -— are your allergies triggered by proximity ? or contact ? by helga hufflepuff ; am i putting you in DANGER just being in the same corridor as you, while holding this cat … !? ”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- before lorcan could even p r o c e s s what was happening, the blonde boy was far away from him, && the slytherin blinked cluelessly, his hand still hovering in the air as if it was still placed delicately atop the cat’s head. as he listened to the boy ramble ( he knew his name, despite not having too much interaction with him in the past -- it was hard to forget a name as odd as XENOPHILIUS ), a wave of realization washed over lorcan, and he let out a soft, lighthearted laugh. “xenophilius,” he crooned, a smile tugging at the left corner of his lips as he moved closer once more -- NOT TOO FAST, in an attempt not to startle the boy anymore than he already had. “i’d have to be rolling around in a bed full of cat hair in order for my allergies to act up. the worst it gets is, well -- some sneezing and watery eyes. don’t worry, ‘puff.” 

[jerichomoon]

“ nah, mate, lorcan ; L I S T E N -— i’m telling you, i think my patronus was meant to be a PENIS. i mean, it all adds up & makes sense, y’know ? if we’re completely honest -— i’m a bit of a prick, and patronuses don’t lie, right ? so that settles it. my giant, glowing penis can ward off DEMENTORS. ”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “----i have to admit, i’d believe it,” lorcan shrugged. “you’re not only a bit of a prick, you’re a giant one. so it makes sense, that it’s giant. and glowing. -- now, mine, as ABSOLUTELY stereotypical and DISGUSTINGLY predictable as it is -- is a BAT.”

[mareenanewton-blog]

‘ i’m not sure if you’ve figured out by the annoyed expression on my face, but -  i’m not interested ‘

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “i wasn’t trying to capture your interest,” lorcan’s voice was blatant, his eyes bored. “i was asking you if you were free because we have that charms project to work on, remember?”

[jerichomoon]

“ i mean, I KNOW that i’m captivating as all hell -— but it’s a breath of fresh air to hear someone else say it. say, i saw a broom-closet a small way back ; wanna’ go whomp my willow, lorc’ ? ”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “----whomp your willow?” at that, lorcan immediately began to laugh, tilting his head and cocking an eyebrow. “good LORD, jericho ---- i was totally willing until you said that.” 

[lcstranged-deactivated20160414]

        ‘ oh and i was trying so hard to be nice. ’ a roll of his eyes, a smirk, he tucks the pack of fags back into the pocket of his entirely too expensive suit without bothering to offer one — which is hardly out of the ordinary. ‘ sometimes even the simple things bring us the most joy, don’t they? ’ a chuckle, he takes a drag off the cigarette on his lips. ‘ maybe next time the little mudblood’ll ask a fucking portrait. ’

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “oh, most definitely,” lorcan crooned, padding a few steps closer as a feline smile pulled at his lips. he didn’t smoke -- couldn’t; his lungs didn’t take the smoke as well as he’d like them to. damn his vampire blood ( because he liked to believe that it was the source of most of his problems ). the word he used -- mudblood -- it stung, because he, himself, was a half-breed -- but he’d never let that leave his lips, WOULD HE? “the poor thing,” he said, watching a puff of smoke float from the other’s mouth. “they’ll be humiliated.”

[alariicsxltzman]

“You think the nurse has anything against headaches?”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “headaches, as in that numb sort of pain behind your eyes, or the kind that comes in the form of a first year that talks too much? -- because, as much as i wish there was something to cure the latter, there’s no such thing.”

[dmeadowes-deactivated20160414]

       the look of innocence fades when he speaks, replaced by an impish grin that spreads across pink lips. her face reads GUILTY AS CHARGED, but she isn’t the least bit worried he’ll tattle. ’ i’m sure there are countless plausible causes, really. it could have been a first year, a dragon, your smoldering good looks —- ’ she shoots him a smirk. ‘ anything, really. ‘

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – he glances at her, a slight, knowing smile on his lips before he looks back at the fire, admiring it. he tilts his head, humming a bit in thought. “well, surely that along with that fire in your eyes ---- it had to be us together,” he says with a coy smile, his voice lilting a bit as he spoke.

[fvksachi-blog]

“thanks, i know.” she responded, her tone blatantly sarcastic. “do attempt to be more attentive, d’eath. i don’t know who you take me for, but such silly tricks will not work on me. if you wish to have someone swoon for you – ” she paused, snapping her potions textbook shut ( the cause of her even approaching him being because of that very subject ). “use that line on someone from another house. perhaps hufflepuff would do nicely for you.”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “oh, but it’s no fun when they swoon,” lorcan drawled, his voice dripping with sarcasm. he watched her shut the textbook with a bored expression on his face, moving his hand to open the cover once more. “it was never my intention to make you swoon for me. i think you should work on ‘how to have a little fun’ rather than these potion recipes. hufflepuff -- don’t be ridiculous.”

[gcnfri]

pandora wasn’t certain what was going on – this was certainly the first time someone had described her with the word captivating. though given the scenario where they were in, it wasn’t quite the right move of him. “i told you to crush the lacewing flies? it’s a potions class, do try remember that.”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “of course,” lorcan said simply, turning his attention to the various tools and ingredients in front of him. he picked up a mortar & pestle, and then the small jar labeled lacewing flies -- presumably the ones she was talking about. “shame,” he said, almost sympathetically. “these poor flies. i’m sure they’d be happy to know they’re going into something useful.”

[lcstranged-deactivated20160414]

    “ yes. second year potions —– it’s just that way. up those stairs… don’t stray now, wouldn’t want you getting late. or lost. ” he waits until the ravenclaw student is around the corner before letting out a laugh, leaning his head against the wall and selecting a cigarette from its holder —- clearly pleased with the fact that he had just sent them two floors away from their destination

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ – “well, that wasn’t very nice,” lorcan commented with a sneer, a devious grin on his own features as he approached. “lovely work. a classic, really -- sending them off in the opposite direction. ten out of ten.”

[lxrcandeath]

｡. : ☾ 

[bartemiiusjr]

    “ of course you were distracted. ” and naturally there was a cocked eyebrow as her gaze was settled upon him. “ i am pretty much a goddess. ”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- lorcan’s features, previously poised perfectly in a subtly flirtatious expression, immediately broke into a genuine smile -- lucinda always managed to create an intermission in every single one of his acts. “a goddess indeed,” he agreed simply, giving a prompt nod. “i’ve nearly fallen off my broom on multiple occasions, and it’s all your fault.”

[mercenarymolly-deactivated20170]

“oh!” alice laughed so hard that she spit her orange juice back into her cup. “that was so dirty— you kiss your mother with that mouth ??”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- “only on sundays, doll,” lorcan said with a slight chuckle, narrowing his eyes a bit at the girl. he couldn’t put a finger on her name -- alex? alyssa? “--i didn’t say anything particularly inappropriate, you know ; but i won’t corrupt you.”

[dmeadowes-deactivated20160414]

      “what —- that?” her eyes travel the the smoldering tree behind her, a look of false innocence playing on her features. “morgana’s tits — is that a FIRE?” no, she’s n o t going to admit it was her.

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- "----i BELIEVE that to be a fire,” lorcan said with a disbelieving laugh, though he didn’t seem all too concerned -- he simply tucked his hands into his pockets, tilting his head and furrowing his eyebrows. “wonder how on earth that came about...”

[prodiged]

     “ so here’s a concept , you can stop talking about this right now and i won’t end up hating you. ”

[lxrcandeath]

*･☾ -- " i wasn’t aware that the concept of a cadbury creme egg milkshake could be so outrageously offensive. do you not like chocolate? i’ll keep my milkshake ideas to myself, if so. ”