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[boycefan]

Tom Holland in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

[thestarkerisobvious]

CAN WE ALL JUST STOP AND COPE WITH THE FACT THAT 

Tom Holland has neither an outie or an innie, but something in between?  A flatty?

That he *might* have a crescent-shaped scar to the right of his navel?  (Hard to tell may be a healing scratch.)

That he has a freckle directly above his navel???

How are you guys coping?!?!?!?!

[senor-cummies]

His v-line is just large enough for the curve of your thumb to rest under it when you grab his hips and yet NO ONE has written a rom howney/starker fic where this information is shared!!! He has so many freckles!!! He’s got muscles but they’re soft and ever-so present, making him some crazy mixture of a twink and a twunk!!!! a twiunk????? where are the fics???? WHY ARE THERE NO FICS ADDRESSING THIS?!?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

[lxsxngeles]

hello friends ! it has been an entire year since i ran this blog, but we said ‘horny rights’ and i’m looking to start roleplaying nasty shit again!! i’m mostly interested in doing so on discord, so if you’re interested as well, just like this post.

main kinks include:

incest, age gap, breeding, and much more !

[lxsxngeles]

yo if u want my discord before tumblr falls 2 shit like this an ill share it hbghjbg

[lxsxngeles]

alright friends ! after months of silence, i’m back ! i’m also . . . (wait for it) feeling nasty today !!!! so, if you would like to plot to write something here or discord, leave this a like ! 

[honeysuckle--phonies]

Oh boy

What a good day to remember that bisexual and pansexual people are valid and real bc love is a lucid but powerful concept and emotion and people can do whatever they want.

[shyhiime]

if u dont like brown skin get oFF OF MY BLOG

[sugar-n-spiceandeveriithingnice]

And if you fetishize brown skin, you need to go too

[shyhiime]

YAS HENNY tell them 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[bunnypulse-deactivated20210112]

black nonbinary people are cute

reblog to tell a black nonbinary person theyre absolutely adorable

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[stupidnoobofficial]

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

[selfcarereminders]

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

[misangremellama]

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

[misangremellama]

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

[tassiekitty]

To add to this nightmare, I’ve just heard of a thing called ForceField where people get to monitor and block internet sites that you’re going on if they don’t approve.

It tells the user what sites/apps you’re going on, for how long you’re on them, and WHERE YOU ARE ON AN UPDATING MAP.

So you know if you’re in an abusive household and use sites like tumblr to escape and talk to friends, you could be cut off from that.

They say “it’s not spyware” but it sure sounds controlling and creepy to me.

[lazygeckoknightintraining]

signalboost

[harpuiaa]

God. Fuck. That’s scary.

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)

[beerune]

SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.

[sugarseros-deactivated20221026]

even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life

[lxsxngeles]

I know I JUST posted one of these, but I’m feeling like writing some awful, nasty, kinky smut over on discord and why not put a fresh line out there? Like this and I’ll come to you!! 

[theneighborhoodmen-archive-deac]

open to: incest, bf/husband, friend

“It’s going to be a cold night tonight.” Jack muttered. The wilderness around them was growing dark. Their tent was about 10 feet away, ready and set up for sleep. The air was filled with the scent of pine and the smoke of the campfire. “But these? Will warm us up a bit.” Jack smirked, holding out two shot glasses of whiskey. “Cheers. To first night out on the road.”

[lxsxngeles]

georgie was sitting next to the fire, eyes sort of glazed over and wrapped in a blanket. he looked over at his father when he heard him speak, blinking back into the moment. “oh– dad!” he giggled, taking the shot glass offered to him. he cheers’d and threw back the shot, coughing immediately after. “oh, oh–” he coughed again and doubled over, pressing his face against his father’s arm. “didn’t think it would hurt that much,” he whispered.

[cleverasianlady-deactivated2019]

[lxsxngeles]

here we go again. anyone wanna get down n dirty on discord? im bored and probably up for quite a long time. like this and i’ll come harass you !

[lxsxngeles]

theccven·:

“Time limit wasn’t mentioned, you’re right, but come on man– do you really want to sit around and waste time talking to each other?” It wouldn’t have been the worst way to start things off, hell it might have actually given him some insight into what this man was like– or what he enjoyed doing– but Roman was on a tight schedule; one that was self imposed but that was beside the point. He needed the money and he wanted to get it over with before anyone else realized where he was getting it from; how he was getting it. The most frustrating part? He wanted to rush this but, well, the more the man moved around him– the more time Roman took to actually look at him– the more attracted to him Roman was; the more willing he was to slow himself down. 

“Yeah, we’ve already been over names.” He replied back with a loose nod. As soon as Auguste mentioned knowing what he was– as soon as Auguste called little witch– Roman’s entire form stiffened with tension and confusion. “How–” narrowing his eyes, he cut himself off so he could change his questioning. Rather than asking how, Roman wanted to know, “Why doesn’t really matter right now, I’d rather know what you are…”

auguste could tell just how conflicted the little witch was. his gaze clearly showed just how attracted he was, but his body language screamed irritation. with a soft sigh, auguste pushed roman back until he was pinned to the wall. “didn’t your mother ever teach you not to answer a question with a question?” he growled low in his chest, mouth pressed to roman’s ear. he trailed his lips down the side of the witch’s throat, allowing his fangs to extend and lightly scratch against his skin. “what do you think i am?” he asked, teeth threatening to dig in with every little movement of his mouth. 

auguste pulled back with a laugh, sidling a leg between roman’s, pressing his thigh against his cock. “should i do the whole twilight thing? ‘say it, say it out loud,’” he play growled, quoting edward. impatient and also intent on confusing the kid as much as he could, auguste grabbed roman by his dark hair and pulled him into a wet, messy kiss. 

[lowrycomplex-deactivated2020042]

main verse  (supernatural) OR au verse  (human)

roman is a versatile muse but for this thread he is bottoming

“Are we doing this or what?” Roman would never admit this to the others, out of pride, but they needed the money. It wasn’t easy to keep the rest of them out of trouble when they didn’t have any good money left they could fall back on. So, occasionally, Roman used a dating app on his phone to meet up with guys that were willing to pay him for sex. Normally he went through a checklist of things that were allowed, and things that weren’t, but tonight was a bit different; tonight he rushed things. Rather than going through the somewhat cordial procedure he’d used in the past, he simply agreed to a price and agreed to meet this man at a motel on the edge of town.

It was simple; well it was supposed to be simple cash. So without hesitating, he stripped himself of his clothes and turned to face the man he was there to meet. “Seriously, I haven’t got all night. If you want to do this let’s just skip the formal crap and, well– do this.”

[lxsxngeles]

auguste chuckled at the male’s dissatisfaction. he held a cigarette between his lips as he lit it, taking his sweet time to see how far he could push the male. “i don’t remember a time limit mentioned. i don’t remember many rules at all.” auguste turned to face roman, taking a long puff as he slowly paced over to the now nude man. he dragged his gaze down and then back up roman’s body, a grin nearly allowing his cigarette to fall from his lips.

“i apologize for making you wait a few minutes. i am auguste. of course, you knew that.” auguste laughed, putting the cigarette out in the ash tray on the coffee table. “i know what you are. i can smell it,” he hummed, lifting a finger to trace under roman’s jaw. “why are you so desperate for money, little witch?” the vampire finally smiled wide enough to show his teeth. 

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

I’m not a fucking fireman, I’m a fucking male entertainer! Joe Manganiello as Big Dick Richie in Magic Mike (2012) / Magic Mike XXL (2015)

[gcnzalo]

Open to: incest/stepcest relationship ( sons/daughters, nephews/nieces) any age min 18 max 22. If you want to know what he likes click here.

Their families were practically non-existent to both of them, in Kimo’s case it was because they knew, they knew exactly what was that turned the Sheriff on and for them it was unacceptable. Not for him, he was every bit of exhilarated every time they had sex, and this time would be no different. The sheriff had pulled up to the family home where he saw the other grow up and smirked “No one’s home and I still have the key.” He said hoping the other would be on board.

[lxsxngeles]

georgie flushed when he saw his father through the front window. he’d gone shaky by the time he walked in. he was practically melting when kimo came anywhere near him. he wished he looked more like his father in more than his dark hair. he had his mother’s pale skin. it might make it easier if they ever ran away with each other, but something about it all made him want that last little taboo aspect. he wanted people to wonder about them. “hi daddy,” he said softly, cock already starting to swell in his jeans.