"And then fire not too long after. I will never survive." Andrew smiled; he appreciated this. Just talking to someone outside the manor who didn't treat him like a monster. Even if he deserved it, it had all gotten exhausting. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about the cigarette or you being nice to me." He offered her the cigarette.
"It will be just like the opening scene of 'Shrek'," she added, trying and failing to grin back. Rhiannon didn't do anything wrong, you know? She tried to not cause trouble. More specifically, she tried not to worry her sister. But after all the bullshit that had happened lately... She was reaching for his evil cigarette. "You better not, I have a reputation to uphold. Thanks-," she added, holding it like she'd never held one before (had she?). Rhiannon steeled herself, thinking totally cool thoughts, before taking a drag and... and totally coughing up her lungs, oh my god! "Fucking hell, dude. That's so gross!"

























