[Feel free to add on if there's on you think is deserving to be on the list]
"Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks Butts Of Children"
“You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.”
"The world is not a wish-granting factory."
"This is a civil war with a predetermined winner."
“I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?”
"Live your best life today."
"You will not kill my Boyfriend/Girlfriend today, International Terrorist of Ambiguous Nationality!"
“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
"I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things."
“Because you are beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence”
“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”
“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
"You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”
“Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.”
“The marks humans leave are too often scars.”
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
“It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.”
"If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.”
"I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow."
“The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, there was no longer anyone to remember with.”
“Do the thing you're good at. Not many people are lucky enough to be so good at something.”
“Without pain, how could we know joy?"
“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”
“I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it.”
“I think forever is an incorrect concept,"
"You're an incorrect concept."
“I fell in love like you fall asleep, slowly, then all at once.”
“I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity”
“I wanted more time so we could fall in love.”
“You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.”
"Who the hell speaks Swedish?”
“So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.”
“When was the last good kiss you had?”
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them."
“You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you can not even imagine yet!”
“It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.”
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
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