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everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

He is indeed a guy

Communication is key

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

I keep seeing appreciation posts for people who take photos of their plushies in public so please enjoy Poppy enjoying a NIN concert

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

Citripio y Arturito

dyke