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antiqua-lugar

maybe next time the two teams should fuck each other before the match and get it out of their system

plumlimmy

noah-wyles

a red card for cheating violent scum

topotatoornottopotato

Okay what if instead of a half time show they would just shoot Trump on the pitch

pearl-in-vinegar

person who's never paid attention to mens football before: huh. why do people keep hating on argentina? surely one team can't be that bad

an hour and a half later: oh

#world cup #me yesterday

lyamal

never host a world cup in america again omg

vro0m

Whole stadium singing about love while being watched by their president who's currently bombing Iran.

caljordan

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

llamome

enola holmes 3 logic:

>become part of the house of lords and advocate for minorities

>discover that your rich family in the british empire did colonizer typa things

>renounce your seat in the parliament because boo hoo your family isn't perfect like you naively thought and leave said minorities to fend for themselves :)

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

whotookmygender

thememedaddy

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

adv3nturelust

May all of you find jobs and careers to support yourselves, your families, your pets, and may you never spend a single night dreading going to work the next day. May your jobs be fulfilling, safe, rewarding, prosperous, and healthy for you and your goals.