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sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

felitidae

AI bros auf deutsch beleidigen kann ich

zuspaetort

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

zuspaetort

schwöre die Aktivität an diesem Post ist wie so ein Merz-Bullshit-Seismograph. Immer wenn der wieder Notes bekommt weiß ich dass er was Dummes von sich gegeben hat

ruffboi-mags

on the one hand: Amazon putting out a Legally Blonde prequel show called Elle about Elle Woods in high school when her family temporarily moves to Seattle in the 90s FEELS like a shallow cash grab somehow since it's a) amazon, and b) legally blonde is so beloved.

On the other hand, it was Reese Witherspoon's idea (she got the idea watching Wednesday, apparently) and she's really excited about it and I know she absolutely adores that character and LB3 has been in development limbo for close to a decade at this point, so I am hopeful it's at least clearly made with LOVE even if it's not great.

And on the third hand I love that Reese was part of the casting process for Elle specifically and that they cast an unknown actress named Lexi Minetree, and VISUALLY at least the girl is a perfect fuckin fit because just look AT her:

#Huh i though that was reeses's daughter

the-big-mood

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz. Ich hasse Friedrich Merz.

nueuhell

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

animals-with-fan-art

And I love you for that

tea-andcake

Was mich ja auch so aufregt, ist dass der Merz ständig den Arbeitnehmern die Schuld an der "schwachen" Wirtschaft gibt. Der klingt wie eine kaputte Schallplatte. Dass man da vielleicht ein bisschen zu sehr Unternehmen unter den Arm gegriffen hat und die den Strukturwandel verschlafen (ich sage hier nur Automobilindustrie), daran kann's ja nicht liegen. Lieber nochmal ein bisschen das Arbeitsrecht aushöhlen und hoffen dass seine Freunde aus der Wirtschaft gut verdienen. Ist ja dann egal wenn der Rest der Bevölkerung keine sicheren Stellen mehr hat.

transhuman-priestess

Remember that even on your worst days, somewhere, out there, a trans girl has spun her skirt for the first time. The world is good.

queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

whitetyger123

Andy is older than the pyramids, that's so crazy. I can just see Nile getting excited, like "So how did they do it? What's the answer?" And Andy just shrugs like "How should I know? I'm not a builder. One day I went to Egypt and there they were!" "You didn't ask anybody?!" "I was in the middle of a war, Nile, I wasn't about to ask for construction tips."

megalooola

headcanon andy was always in the wrong place at the wrong time and every time nile asks about an important historical event, she just shrugs and goes “it was just a normal day for me”. “i was fighting wars”. “i was severely hungover”.

nonchalant uncaring andy but for shits and giggles

andromacheofappalachia

Andy was around when Mammoths still walked the earth. Everyone, including Quynh, is always amazed by that, but for Andy, she just looks back on them the way we think about elephants and horses.