It's never straight, no🎶

Julia▫️she/her▫️30s▫️German▫️I like making crack edits ✌

[rovethings]

You may think this was brazilians reaction to the winning goal but nope this was brazilians reaction when Germany got eliminated by Paraguay

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[socialistfremenist]

[spikedru]

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

[spikedru]

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[poolboydivision]

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

[makeitdewey]

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

[jxhn-mulaney]

@shitpostsampler

[nerdygaymormon]

[dunkthebiscuit]

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

[ctrsdoesart]

Welche Milch(-Alternative) trinkt ihr am liebsten?

Kuhmilch

Hafermilch

Sojamilch

Erbsenmilch

Kokosmilch

Mandelmilch

Reismilch

andere tierische Milch

andere pflanzliche Milch

Scheuermilch/ ich habe eine Glatze/ Vanilleextrakt

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

Disclaimer: Trinkt bitte keine Scheuermilch (und auch kein Vanilleextrakt)

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[jamesv-t]

(X)

[have-you-been-here]

Brighton Beach, Brighton and Hove, East Sussex, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

[oars-deactivated20220516]

images of cats that are like this

[trickstertime]

I'd recommend going into the notes and setting it to 'comments only' to see many many cats

[vacuously-true]

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

Would your blorbo wear jewelry? (Regardless of gender. BUT if they are one outside of the "norm" for it/are insecure/are from. like. 1930 or something. Kind of just if they felt they COULD would they then)(Or if they still would regardless)(U get it)

Would your blorbo wear jewelry?

Yes, it is within the norm and they want to

Yes, it is within the norm and they don't want to

Yes, it is outside the norm and they want to

Yes, it is outside the norm and they don't want to

No, it is within the norm and they want to

No, it is within the norm and they don't want to

No, it is outside the norm and they want to

No, it is outside the norm and they don't want to

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[beloved-notizbuch]

Ich würde mich am liebsten ins nasse Gras legen und nie wieder aufstehen lmao

[mawofthemagnetar]

Can someone drown this post. I haven’t been to the pool in months and I miss being immersed in water. Thanks.

[lusus--naturae]

[libraford]

An incomplete list of

Potions of Hydration!

Earlier this week I mentioned putting pickle juice in my water to replenish electrolytes. I work outside in a very hot and humid area, so it was very necessary.

Since then, a LOT of people have chimed in with their favorite hot weather drinks. I want to try... all of them. I've only had a few. Many of them are similar, but I still think its cool how many variations there are for 'its fucking hot out here and I don't want to die.'

So here is the incomplete list.

ORS (oral rehydration solution) (link has several recipes)

Shrub (sharaab)

Agua de pepino

Switchel

Posca

Ayran

Straight up drinking pickle juice (small doses)

Agua fresca

Sekanjabin

Pickle lemonade

Lebanese lemonade

Salted watermelon

Jamaica/hibiscus tea

Lebu pani

Ayuvedic gatorade

Soda chanh muôi

Suero

Aam paan

Sharbat

-

These ones were given to me without names, and were just lists of ingredients, to taste:

- water and umezu

- diluted apple juice with lemon and salt

-watermelon, lime juice, mint

- sparkling water, mint leaves, lemon or lime juice, cucumber

-coconut water, lime juice, salt

-salt, lemon juice, water

-orange juice, salt, sugar, water, lime or lemon juice

-elderflower syrup and lime juice in water.

There are probably more! Hydrate or die straight!