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yellow-cat

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

hamblimp

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

yellow-cat

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

yellow-cat

HEY !!!!

endlace

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

yellow-cat

put a bullet in me already why dont you

yellow-cat

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

socialistfremenist

spikedru

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

spikedru

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

andmaybegayer

measure once cut also once, no prablem

andmaybegayer

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

theshitpostcalligrapher

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

shaydh

I have done the cross stitch

poolboydivision

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

makeitdewey

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

jxhn-mulaney

@shitpostsampler

nerdygaymormon

dunkthebiscuit

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

ctrsdoesart

Welche Milch(-Alternative) trinkt ihr am liebsten?

Kuhmilch

Hafermilch

Sojamilch

Erbsenmilch

Kokosmilch

Mandelmilch

Reismilch

andere tierische Milch

andere pflanzliche Milch

Scheuermilch/ ich habe eine Glatze/ Vanilleextrakt

Remaining time: 6 days 50 minutes

Disclaimer: Trinkt bitte keine Scheuermilch (und auch kein Vanilleextrakt)

#Rein was geschmack angeht definitiv vollmilch #Kaba schmeckt mit nix anderem nur halb so geil

maidslime

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

#i'm so glad we don't really do these massive billboards here #like times square is literally from hell #but the pure paper ones on the side of highways are also just dystopian to me #and yet we still get accosted all the time no matter what we do #leave me alone with fucking ads

jamesv-t

(X)

have-you-been-here

Brighton Beach, Brighton and Hove, East Sussex, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

#brighton my beloved

oars-deactivated20220516

images of cats that are like this

trickstertime

I'd recommend going into the notes and setting it to 'comments only' to see many many cats

vacuously-true

#so many cats in rhe commensts!!!!

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

parkchanwoohoo

The world could be so beautiful

#us at pride 25

i-love-my-blorbo-polls

Would your blorbo wear jewelry? (Regardless of gender. BUT if they are one outside of the "norm" for it/are insecure/are from. like. 1930 or something. Kind of just if they felt they COULD would they then)(Or if they still would regardless)(U get it)

Would your blorbo wear jewelry?

Yes, it is within the norm and they want to

Yes, it is within the norm and they don't want to

Yes, it is outside the norm and they want to

Yes, it is outside the norm and they don't want to

No, it is within the norm and they want to

No, it is within the norm and they don't want to

No, it is outside the norm and they want to

No, it is outside the norm and they don't want to

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

#Yes and his actor is actively fighting to show him with earrings

beloved-notizbuch

Ich würde mich am liebsten ins nasse Gras legen und nie wieder aufstehen lmao

mawofthemagnetar

Can someone drown this post. I haven’t been to the pool in months and I miss being immersed in water. Thanks.

lusus--naturae

libraford

An incomplete list of

Potions of Hydration!

Earlier this week I mentioned putting pickle juice in my water to replenish electrolytes. I work outside in a very hot and humid area, so it was very necessary.

Since then, a LOT of people have chimed in with their favorite hot weather drinks. I want to try... all of them. I've only had a few. Many of them are similar, but I still think its cool how many variations there are for 'its fucking hot out here and I don't want to die.'

So here is the incomplete list.

ORS (oral rehydration solution) (link has several recipes)

Shrub (sharaab)

Agua de pepino

Switchel

Posca

Ayran

Straight up drinking pickle juice (small doses)

Agua fresca

Sekanjabin

Pickle lemonade

Lebanese lemonade