A Masterlist, and then some!
Hello! My name is Lyn, and I write stuff! If you're on this page, you know damn well what I write about, so, welcome!
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I'm going to update this masterlist as often as I can. Who knows, maybe no one wants to hear from me again? Guess we'll find out!
A note: Most of these contain explicit scenes unless officially stated. Please proceed accordingly.
Masterlist:
The "I'll Crawl Home to Her" series: (Can be read on their own!)
But You're Good To Me, Baby - a behemoth at over 16,000 words, you accidentally blurt out the first "I Love You" via facetime. Also, sprinkles of a plus side reader if that's your thing! (FYI: every line break is a time switch/jump!)
Grievances Raised, and That Kind of Love - Andrew admits that he hasn't gotten as much attention from other people single as he has dating you, and while he thinks it's a fun, flirty game, it actually sucks. A sort of continuation to the last one, but it can be read alone. Also a bit more heavy on the plus-size reader dynamic!
I'll Be Your Man If You've Got Love to Get Done: - Hitting a wall after months on the road, it's time to surprise Andrew with a well-needed vacation. Turns out he also has a surprise in store for you
Hell is a Talking Type:
Desperate for a fresh start, you pack your life up for a new job across the Atlantic, quickly settling into your new surroundings by making friends at your co-worker’s Friday night get-togethers. Well, it was easy, until you met Andrew. Despite being known for bringing the party down, you can’t help striking up a conversation with him when you catch him alone, smoking with a sullen expression, in an attempt to turn that frown upside down. You’ll be friends in no time! Best friends, even!
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
and a Christmas-themed sequel: Your Hand of Gold!
With Clara out of town, you decide it’s time to step it up and throw the annual Christmas party, totally not fueled by pure spite of seeing your old friends carry on traditions without you. There’s no way tonight could possibly go wrong!
Whatever Keeps You Around...
A fun little bit of angst with a happy ending. Andrew makes a decision, with or without you, and a person who should feel like home invokes anything but.
All Along, Love, It Was You All The Way Down
A two-parter featuring years of friendship and a tiny bit of infidelity, if that's something you're able to stomach. Years of making sure he initiated every phone call so you could confirm you weren’t bothering him. Years of tricking yourself into thinking that first night was a fluke. Years of catching yourself smiling at your phone and then immediately feeling pathetic, all lead to this. Bits of plus size reader because ofc it's me.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
And, it's sequel: Let There Be Hotel Complaints...
Summary: You finally visit Andrew on tour after months of being apart. This time, he’s got a secret he’s been keeping from everyone around him… you.
I'd Tell Them Put Me Back in It
After a sudden brush with death, you find yourself stuck in a time loop, reliving one of the most stressful days at work. The only other person trapped with you? Your firm’s current client, Andrew Hozier-Byrne, who’s repeating what should be a career-high day after the release of his latest album, that is actually nothing short of a nightmare. Go along with them on their journey as they try to get out of this cycle, all the while they just happen to fall in love along the way.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
And the B-sides AKA the Time Loop Interludes AKA:
The Devil's in the Details, But You Got a Friend In Me:
Chapter 1: The Activity
Chapter 2: The Vacation
Chapter 3: The “Sunday”
Chapter 4: One Single Thread of Gold Tied Me to You
Chapter 5: I’d Go Through it Again
But I’m Flying Like A Bird To You Now
With a coven disbanded, your witchy ways have taken you to a new home, filled with faces both friendly and familiar in a way you can’t seem to place. When you suspect someone has put a love spell on the guy your new friends are trying to set you up with, you find yourself wrapped up in a torrid affair between your coven’s head and a famous musician named Andrew. A tale of love, lust, and a bit of magic, who will his heart choose? A Halloween fic where you are a witch with bits of plus-sized-reader sprinkled throughout.
Just the Act of Makin' Noise that Brought You Joy
Time for your office’s annual holiday party! For the first time since you were hired, they’re allowing employees to bring plus-ones. Time to introduce your coworkers to that guy who you have a picture of above your desk! And, who knows? Maybe you’ll have some time to give him a private tour of your office? This was originally going to be part of the time loop interludes, but eventually became a fun little office holiday party one-shot! You can also read this one on Tumblr.
Does it Feel Alright to Not Know Me?
Andrew sees a familiar face, for better or for worse. Inspired by the song "I Look in People's Windows" by Taylor Swift Pure PG-rated angst about Andrew seeing his former best friend, Alex. You can also read this one on Tumblr.
To Kiss The Skin That Crawls From You
You overhear him mumbling to himself as he gets dressed about how tight his pants have gotten, scared he’s said it just loud enough on purpose, in order to lay the seeds for how much he fears a body like yours. 18+ with discussions about body image and weight. Explicitly plus-sized reader. You can also read this one on Tumblr.
I Wouldn't Know Where to Start
You've been friends with Andrew longer than you can remember. After helping him pick up the pieces after another breakup, you confess and act on your feelings for each other, only for it to lead to a messy morning after. 18+, plus-size reader implied. A bit of miscommunication and angst with an eventual happy ending. Basically called this "The Rebound" in every one of my drafts lol You can read both parts on Tumblr here and here.
Through Water From the Bottom of a Pool
Summary: Andrew catches you with your shirt riding up, donning an expression you initially interpret as negative. When he invites you to a pool party, you have no excuse but to attend, unaware that it's a ruse to get you alone. 18+ with discussions about body image and weight, especially stretch marks. Explicitly plus-sized reader. You can also read this on Tumblr.
