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I'm an avid believer in kinktomato and I may dabble in dark/weird fictional kinks. everything will be tagged accordingly but if you're sensitive to such things, please consider this your warning
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You can find links to my writing under the cut!
NSFW: ❤ | Dark/Heavy themes: ⚠
Ghost
❤Papa cum headcanons
❤'Answered Prayers' Copia/Reader | You meet a mysterious man in church
Ghoul feeding habits
⚠Lovesick stalker Perpetua
❤Perpetua/Storm | V wants the new guy to relax
❤⚠Storm/Dewdrop/Reader | Storm goes into rut, and nobody but you will do
Ghouls giving their crushes gifts, and vice versa
❤Creature Perpetua
❤'You Seem Tired' Perpetua/Reader | Perpetua gives you an erotic foot massage
❤Papa/Ghoul bonding
Baldur's Gate
Rolan
❤⚠’Accidental Confessions’ Rolan/Reader Part 1 | Part 2 Rolan accidentally takes an aphrodisiac
❤'Caught?' Rolan/Reader Part 1 | Part 2 You accidentally catch Rolan masturbating
❤Rolan piss thoughts
❤Rolan/Reader |pussy eating
❤Rolan/Reader | Rolan wets himself
Dammon/Rolan | Angsty romance
Rolan/Reader | Convincing Rolan to Take a Day Off
Rolan/Reader Part 1 | Part 2 |Rolan hosts your Birthday Party
❤Rolan/Reader | Training Rolan to not cum so quickly
❤Rolan/Reader | Rolan accidentally pisses inside you
❤Rolan trimming his nails before a date
❤Rolan's different moods
❤Rolan pissing
❤Rolan bullying himself while masturbating
❤Rolan crying while jacking off
❤Using mage hand to tease Rolan
❤Rolan is a rough lover
Rolan protects you from a handsy customer
❤Rolan masturbating with his tail
Gale
Gale's reading habits
❤Gale wants you to masturbate in front of him
❤Period sex with Gale
Tara and Morena play wingman to you and Gale
❤You accidentally take a lactation potion. Gale helps you
Wyll
❤Wyll fucking you like a gentleman
❤Wyll being a menace
❤Loving Wyll's infernal features
❤Spoiling Wyll
Zevlor
❤Zevlor/Reader | Zev has erectile dysfunction
❤Zevlor/Reader | Zevlor with a buttplug
❤Zevlor/Reader | soft cock Zevlor gets fucked
❤Zevlor/Reader | soft cock Zevlor fucks you
❤Zevlor/Reader | teasing a pining Zevlor
❤Zevlor's soft cock
❤Zevlor with a pussy
Gortash
❤Gortash/Reader | spoiling Gortash
❤Gortash being rough
❤⚠'Endurance' Gortash/Reader | Gortash tries out a new toy on you
Assorted
❤'Magical Intrusion' Reader x All male companions (ongoing). Ch.1/Ch.2/Ch.3/Ch.4 |Gale makes a magical onahole. Everyone gets a turn
Reader/Lia | Lia has a nightmare
❤Assorted Characters | Kinks and Comforts
❤The Weird Kinks of the Companions
Haarlep, Dammon, Rolan, and Zevlor | Reader worries they are being clingy
Haarlep, Dammon, Rolan, and Zevlor | Reader confesses to them
Emperor/Reader | Intimacy with The Emperor
❤Halsin is casually horny
❤Tiefling Biology
Tiefling bachelors defending you from a groper
❤Period sex with assorted characters
❤Voss/Reader | Voss dominates you
❤Assorted characters with a chubby reader
❤Assorted characters with premature ejaculation issues
Today when I was going through the dialogue files again I discovered there actually are lines that are supposed to trigger when you use Rolan's Firestorm in the final battle, but for some reason they just don't actually ever trigger? At least not in any of the (six) times I've done that fight.
(it still makes me proud of our little wizard to read these, though 🥲)
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson
The best piece of writing advice I can give is that you should strive to be sincere rather than original.
You can't force originality. Originality will arise as a natural consequence of sincerity. Make the story completely and apologetically yours, and originality will come by virtue of it being your story.
"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"