Preaching to the Perverted @daisyofwaterdeep - Tumblr Blog

hi, I'm Daisy! ~(￣▽￣)~*

I write smut on occasion! Please don't follow if you're under 18!

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I'm an avid believer in kinktomato and I may dabble in dark/weird fictional kinks. everything will be tagged accordingly but if you're sensitive to such things, please consider this your warning

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You can find links to my writing under the cut!

#pinned #one of these days i'll get some fancy dividers #today is not that day

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

bitcoitus

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

bitcoitus

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

The best piece of writing advice I can give is that you should strive to be sincere rather than original.

You can't force originality. Originality will arise as a natural consequence of sincerity. Make the story completely and apologetically yours, and originality will come by virtue of it being your story.

ink-the-artist

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

excuse me

no pants im afraid

I can and will suck that nerd's dick

meownstuff

lilspacewolfie

Papa V Perpetua || Ghost: 2 Big To Rig Official Film Trailer

necromancelena

sadism is literally cute. its really really cute.

Cedar Waxwings by jocelynefeizo1 http://ift.tt/1RM3Kk0

manyblinkinglights

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries