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Dude capochin was on MCR’s b stage 😭

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AGAIN!! WHY DOES MCR LOVE MY DEPRESSED MIDDLE AGED ITALIAN GUYS SO MUCH

#bro HUH #this is the crossover of the century #da world.. so smal...#yugsly hows it feel that the writer of the umbrella academy likes your ocs

marineflamez

layers

#bro come on #throws up my hands #op you would have been da vinci in another era #the internet was a worthwhile invention because i get to see art like this sometimes

my hot take on the human experience is that i think everyone should get to know how it feels to be bald at least ones in their life. but also how it feels to put your hair up in a lil ponytail. bald feels clean and fresh and that first shower you take after shaving your head is better than any sex you could ever have. but the first time you grow your hair out enough to put it up off your neck in a short cunty ponytail... thats also good shit

#we contain multitudes #obviously this does not apply to everyone !! i know i said everyone but yknow.#the quiet part is i think everyone should get to experience both ends of the hair liberation spectrum and the quieter part is #something about knowing the breadth of the human experience #idk

hellspawnmotel

flowery edit

#i UGLY laughed at this oh my god i forgot about this song #taylor the only pick me girl to ever win #flowery im sorry but youre not that girl

jadeykitties

onceler would probably be a very good nonbinary equivalent to an aunt or uncle if it wasnt already the name of the onceler

#cheers ill blog to that

gabowook

Guns and roses or something like that. Thank you Toby Fox for all your blue and yellow couples

#the best artists of all time are out here drawing flower yaoi #this is genuinely so beautiful and everything i aspire to create some day #instant follow

do people talk about catti deltarune ever. or am i just not seeing it? she seems pretty important but i havent seen much of her included in speculation or theories or shipping despite being close to kris and noelle and having beef with susie. idk man feels weird

#like why dont we like the fat goth cat girl shes so cutieful #jokington is in the prophecy by name and he's her best friend. cats are a whole thing in the lore.#pokes the theory community with a stick #DO SOMETHING

mousegirlheart

every time a trans woman stops starving herself and becomes fat instead an angel gets their wings

isuggestgetfatterv2

Reblog to give an angel their wings

#thinking about my gf whos been trying to gain weight for years and last time i saw her in person there was a notable difference #she is my angel always forever

dr pepper zero sugar save me, save me dr pepper zero sugar

peanutable

they need to hug çwç

#hetgem....#i cant take this pairing either way. they're either so aggressively divorced or so sof for each other #both are valid

every tiktok ive ever seen has been against my will

#ignore the fact i follow tiktoks that are goodish on here they dont count #also yes probably a lot of youtube shorts are cross posted from tiktok but idk man all i see on there is dogs and crochet artists #and those people who do free hoarder cleanings #i keep learning about tiktok dramas from my commentary channels and its wild out there #wdym she tried to copyright a recipe that uses cake mixes and fruity pebbles #WDYM SHE ALMOST CRIED CUZ SHE HAD TO SHOP AT A NORMAL GROCERY STORE #dont get me started on the guy in love with wi*bur s*ot. tf is his problem #ohhhh im so connected to native americans that i rip off their heritage and culture in my michaels beads crafts #but also i feel at home in fucking britain #get a grip my guy

if you care about animals more than people i dont fucking trust you

#im not a bad person for wanting to rehome my senior dog.#i cant afford her end of life care and when im able to move #i cant bring a 16 year old dog that pisses on everything. ruining a rental would go on mine and my partners record for a long time #and maintaining housing is. sorry. more important than a dog #i love her so much but it would be better for us both if she went to a rehab center for elderly dogs. or a new home #somewhere she can run and have medical care #my dad tried to compare this to me putting my mom in a home.#i think he was hella projecting the whole Being Old is a Crime Now thing onto my dog #like no dad this is not somehow about you #he even said in his own words that all she does is eat and sleep and wait for me to get home. like how do you say that #and think im doing her a disservice

nadamimi

after walking back home

#before chapter 5.. i never considered ralsei in the whole krisxsusiexnoelle situationship #but imagine. yuri all the way down #hi im susie deltarune and these are my susielings

tumblr for-you page stop showing me ag* pl*yers challenge

#however u process ur trauma is whatever i just would like to not see it THANKIES

skelotan

I made a promise to myself. I promised to work so hard that I will never have to set foot behind a register ever again. Out of survival, I've had to break that promise over the last few years.

Through sheer determination, stubbornness, and a little bit of delusion...this time, it will be different. <3

PATREON

#ONE DAYYY #OUGH ONE DAY

hate hate hate grocery stores having signs for sales that are only in the apps and u have to scan a million things and clip coupons and harass the cashier for it to take the .25 cents off your 14th liter of store brand soda. because sometimes people see that big ass sign and go "oh so this is cheaper now yay!" and they beat up the cashier (me !!!) when its not rung up that way.

#full of hate today but also it wasnt too bad #i do not control the rate of which the signs and sales and apps and kiosk and cards do or do not align #but boy howdy do they make it my job anyway

sometimes ill be reading a Post and its someone talking about very normal "wokisms" like gay people good and billionaires bad and im like yeah huzzah and then in the middle theyre like "and in/cest isn't even a moral failing" and im like wait hold on. who tf said that

#then you check their blog and its just mountains of Yuck #im not saying you cant engage with or make content about that topic. write anything forever. but like #idk man feels weird. we dont hate predators because they're immoral. we hate predators because they hurt people #and in/cest is inherently predatory #idc if its step family or “they're both consenting adults”#obviously i cant control what anyone does or talks about and id never try to but like dont hide your gross ideology #behind queer progressivism #idk

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