Gaela's stoned version of Deathly Hallows Pt. 2
recalling harry potter the lasyt serpents crest:
okay so we start off in the middle of the plot, whicvh I am unaware of completely. theyre looking for the last of the 12 guys and it turns out its the lizard creature nagini. and then what oh, that thing where dumbledoor died.
"oh no, not dumbledoor!!" - dana (her roommate)
yeah, well it turns out he was in on this biug thing where he allowed himself to die. like you know the SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE thing on the internet?
well, apparentrly he LET snape kill him to distract valmort from harry potter.
"LOL VALMORT? IS THAT ACTUALLY A CHARACTERS NAME IN THE BOOk?" - Dana
so, yeah, ..yeah its his name, and then theres this wand that valmort is trying to get. i cant remember what the wand does.
"oh, my favourite part was when the dragon like BUSTED out of the bank--"
I dont recall there ever being a dragon. - Dana
"yeah, he busts out and they ride it across london.. yeah and they ride this underground rollercoaster through the cave.. and its like duhnuhnunuhnuhnuhduhnuhnuh *mimics epic choir singing*"
Honestly I dont remember much else. Im not gunna lie. I know that eventually they become adults and have children.. end scene.
"wait, whats the guy with the nose? gringle? gringledorf? gringledorf sounds like an asshole.. it almost sounds like chips though.."
"srsly though, gaela.. what was your experience with that movie? the books?"
Well, I read up until like book 5, well, I read book 5.. so I gues I read up until book 6? anyways, they were alright. I stopped reading them though. I stopped reading them when my granny stopped giving them to me for christmas.
*looks up summary on wikipedia*
what the hell? apparently theres an entire torture scene that I dont remember? anyways, so they got tortured at some point..
"I remeber the first time I saw the first movie.. I was with my mom, and and my brotheres.. and I remember they all like passed out? and I was with Jamal.. I dont know if you remember Jamal--"
"yeah, we're just like sitting there.. and they would wake up during every action scene.. and then the rest of the movie is them like in a pub, talking about the plot.."
OH YEAH, and then.. snape was already HPs friend the entire time. and he had a thing with harrys mother. so all the other times you thought snape was trying to kill him - queue montage - he was trying to help harrys mum out by making sure harry didnt die.
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