Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen

Sia she/they

[lys5ophobia]

German Summer is drinking 2 beers at 1pm, smoking like a chimney and complaining about tourists breaking Mittagsruhe

[lys5ophobia]

One drop of alcohol enters my body and I wish I was born a boy

[lys5ophobia]

Parallelismus geht schon hart.

In der einen Szene lässt er seine Frau Soße probieren, zu welcher sie sagt, dass Salz fehle.

In der letzten Szene einer anderen Folge fordert Liebling Arnold zum probieren auf, welcher nur Lob ausspricht.

Die sind so schwul /pos

[lys5ophobia]

A headcanon that came to me while driving with my dad:

Helge saw the ’Feuer und Flamme‘ record in a record store and couldn’t really recall the face on the cover. So he looked over the song names on the back, on which ’Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann‘ was mentioned. He thought it was a cover of the Comedian Harmonists ’Irgendwo auf der Welt‘ song, that his mother had always listened to. So he bought it. It wasn’t what he expected, but he greatly enjoyed it nonetheless.

[lys5ophobia]

How do you decide between two guys??

[hanami1310]

:3

[dailychappell]

CHAPPELL ROAN photographed by Ragan Henderson

[deceasedcardinal]

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[lys5ophobia]

Man weiß, dass man einen ganz schlechten Schlagerfilm schaut, wenn sich in der Werbepause Teleshopping und Tierschutzorganisationen um die Sendezeit streiten

[lys5ophobia]

Hansi Kraus spielt halt legit nur queer coded Charaktere

[lys5ophobia]

Wie er lässt sich die Haare rauswachsen nachdem er sich mal als Frau verkleidet hat?!

[lys5ophobia]

Nothing enrages me more than people with helicopter parents

[lys5ophobia]

What tf were the directors thinking when they put him in drag for one movie and then made him grow his hair out for the following ones?!

[castle-of-dust]

Call me Todd Anderson the way I'm an introverted gay yearning for someone at school.

[lys5ophobia]

Only watching films from the 60’s is another kind of calming

[lys5ophobia]

Just kill me already