Toodoloo you sexy piece of shit
the famous last words you hear from the Uber as she leaves your place after a weekend of her “pink stuff” on the end of it

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@lysergic303
Toodoloo you sexy piece of shit
the famous last words you hear from the Uber as she leaves your place after a weekend of her “pink stuff” on the end of it
man and a boy
Recently made my own obstacle course. Anyone fancy a race to the end? I got half gram of k left to do, be fun way to kick things off before going through my tunnel of love? Trying to scrape a few people together so let me know if interested.
Afternoon y'all. Did you miss me? If you didn't well I will offer you something that might just make that thing pumping inside you grow fonder of myself during times when I'm away ❤️
Alas, I shall lay these words in/with you all with the hope you understand where I am coming from...
Try not to piss on where you shit.
A.B303
Had a lovely week away in Spain, not long ago picked up my property. Gotta say It did look a bit unhappy especially when it got through the baggage conveyor belt flaps.. The look on her face😂 Thought I'd be kind and remind it not to unpack when we get back cos I'll only be packing it again once she's got dinner done 💦
This is called Cappuccino Coast apparently. Who needs coffee when you can swim thru this stuff with your mouth open? Anyways hope y'all enjoyed the beginning of this wonderful month so far.. Be back with y'all soon as I can x
Looks like another load off the Hulks shoulders if you know what I mean. Cor, it's beyond words mate. Shooting ropes? Nah.. He's shooting sheets and slimy ones at that. Anyways hope y'all enjoy lunch 💚
Why is it that when I go for my morning jog not only do I lubricate my joints but I also get one hell of a greasy Gooch in the process? Well I for 1 don't particularly give a fuck but degreasing it is just effort? Well anyways hope y'all have a good day.. And no, I'll deal with mine and you can do yours👌
my mate's well weird for getting albino zebra, it’s annoying and just a bit of an idiot. i really don’t give a fuck about that grass grazing lump of shit anymore.
I do however want this Zonkey..its way cooler and got nice hair👍 I reckon it’s cocks probably stripey too but yeah i know, my mate is definetly not right in the head... Who names a horse Algebra? lol.
my mate just got this weird horse. Think it’s named Algebra cos it’s an albino zebra or some shit? He wants me to look after long face but i got a communal garden unfortunately. Can’t have him grazing the fuck out of that lol
Nice bit of puzzle dust for the weekend ahead. it’s not bad shit tbf, just had a bump
the good old days
Wanted to get a big tank full of brine shrimp but felt starting off with sea monkeys would be a good introduction to the hobby 💪
So fucking true. On that note my ear kunt needs a good sorting out... Any you cunts got a couple 100 Q Tips to sort man? I'll sort your missus my tip if you want me to keep her warm.