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[lysol-official]

I appreciate busty furries

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

The phallic silhouette of the Minecraft creeper is a feminist allegory for the destructive nature of man

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

[elodieunderglass]

Scamp

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tee hee hee hee hee

[yuzupool]

gnome ass prank

[escuerzoresucitado]

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[two-40-foot-slabs]

When you gon stop drinking vermouth with the uncouth and come eat some pheasant with the pleasant

[cyalaterbyeyall-deactivated2025]

STOP!! censoring women's titties in post-sex scenes by having the blanket up over their chests. i am trying to see that shit!!

[juney-blues]

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

[kristina100000]

you are doing peculiar shit with that penis my lady

[lysol-official]

trying to un-fall in love with someone but he’s ugly so it’s like EXTRA hard mode. tips appreciated.

[winfieldblue]

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

[snippit-crickit]

Perfectly normal train running to greet you cmon give it a hug (FYI, its this guy i drew half a year ago and i still think about it)

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[tenorgender]

"how can you be a girl and a boy at the same time" i can be a man a woman and much much more for just three easy payments of $29.99

[ushirominya]

10k is nothing here on utmblr . You know a post is good when it has 45 notes

[moctor]

i am so insane over smug jug please god more smug jug i need him i want him. smug jug

smug life

[lysol-official]

gotta stop talking to people irl because I’ll say words like “I think you would really fit in on transgender-public-transit-and-urban-planning tumblr” and then they move away from me and don’t say anything back