welcome to alyssas lair

i may or may not live in vegas. keepin shit real since '94. ask me how white I really am. 

[helpingg]

[artist-vangogh]

Branch with Leaves, Vincent van Gogh

Medium: pencil,paper

[thedudeleftthebuilding-deactiva]

Champs-Élysées, Paris, 1951 by Bert Hardy

[prettystuff]

[bride2be]

tania maras - bordeaux fingertip wedding veil for ponytail

[lovfawn]

do you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed that such a kind and pure soul could exist on this planet

[shouldnt]

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

[ruescenic]

[opiumdreamgirl]

[neuters]

i need both of these now

[pre-party]

[stephaniedolen]

múlafossur + gásadalur, faroe islands

[maybe-you-need-this]

[fzzzzzzzzzzz-deactivated2019052]

[marisatomay]

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

[hermionejeanblr-deactivated2022]

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

[lesbianfuriosa]

Why Are You Ignoring McGonagall a testament to her good faith by me

[ziraseal]

Arthur Weasley was trying his best though my tombstone

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[maybe-you-need-this]