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Elf gf with bees is the perfect weapon
Valentine’s Day is upon us, so there’s some shippy doodles! I tried to do cute but it is what it is.
Leliana is wearing this gown that I gave her a while ago. And IDK about anyone else, but I thought that Blackwall walking Sera down the aisle would be adorbs af
So...
I found a list of random plot starters to spark some creativeness, and this is what I came up with.
Timeline, after Haven and Crestwood, before heading to the Western Approach (the first time back at Skyhold)
Enjoy!
“Josephine, I’m done.” Elli said quietly as another group of dignitaries left. She had met with what felt like an endless stream of nobles and ambassadors who were eager to meet the newly declared Inquisitor. Her face hurt from smiling, throat sore from talking, and she hadn’t had a chance to catch up with her thoughts since she returned from Crestwood this morning. Her eyelids were heavy with unbidden sleep.
Josephine looked up from her notes, her brows slightly furrowed, “There are still people to meet, some that have been here for over two weeks waiting for-” a few more envoys from Nevarra came up to them, cutting her off. Elli took this as her chance, nodding her head at the gentlemen before making her way towards her quarters.
She walked up the wooden stairs quickly, being mindful of the debris that still littered the walkway from Skyhold’s years of abandonment. There was a chill in the part of the keep, and she was grateful when she reached the top of the stairs of her room. Someone had been in the room earlier that day and had kindled a fire. Elli added a few more logs and stroked the flames before sitting back and surveying the room. Her only other time in her room was just before she went to Crestwood to meet with Stroud, and much had changed.
Well, this was fun. I haven’t written in a while (and never for Dragon Age) so why not?
Skyhold had long fallen silent, but still, Elli could not sleep.
Again.
Sighing, she pushed herself out of bed, crossing the room to grab her robe to guard against the cool night air. She cast a thought to lighting a candle before deciding against it and left the stillness of her room, her feet following a path that has become habit. Down the stone stairs, cold against her bare feet. Through the Great Hall, the fire in the hearth long since dead, tables clear. Soon enough, she found herself in front of the door of the Chantry. Elli pushed the door open slowly, cringing slightly when the creak of the door seemed to echo in the silence.
The makeshift chapel was empty and dim, save for the candles glowing softly on the other end of the room. This had become a place of refuge for many after the events at Haven, a place where the faithful could come and find peace as the world seems to fall apart around them.
She wished she could find that feeling, but the weight of what was lost to get here weighed heavily on her. Her keeper was not here for guidance, and the longer she was here, the less sure of herself she became. She shook her head, trying to clear the clouds of self doubt that always seemed to be floating in the back of her mind.
She knelt in front of the statue of Andraste and closed her eyes, not really sure what to say. For all of her time surrounded by humans, she still understood so little of them. She heard the Chant from the various sisters around Skyhold, but what did they do in their own silent contemplation? She took a deep breath and tried to clear her mind once again, pleading that this Maker could give the answer or peace that her own Gods did not.
Alas, it was not to be. Disgusted with herself, she jumped quickly to her feet, intending to make her way back to her quarters and attempt to sleep. The last thing she was expecting to collide with someone at the door.
“Inquisitor, are you alright? It’s quite late.” He put out a hand to steady her.
Her eyes widened in surprise, now acutely aware of her less than normal state of dress, and of his hand on her arm, “I’m fine, Commander. I was just about to head back to my quarters actually.” She stepped out of the chantry, “Good night.”
“Inquisitor…Elli, just a moment.” Cullen called after her, the use of her name making her stop in surprise.”
“Is there a problem?” She asked. Cullen caught up to her quickly, leaning against on of the pillars near where Elli had stopped. He took a few steps to close the distance between them and shook his head.
“Would you mind if I walked you back?”
Of all the things that she could have expected him to ask, it wasn’t that, and she wasn’t quite sure how to respond at first. She finally nodded her assent and the two began walking back toward the Great Hall in silence.
They reached her door a few minutes later, the silence between them odd, but comfortable, but there was a look on Cullen’s face that she couldn’t quite identify as she turned to say goodbye. After a moment he nodded and turned around, heading toward the entrance, leaving Elli more confused than ever.
She watched him leave with a strange feeling settling into the pit of her stomach before opening her door and climbing the stairs to her room. She could think on it more in the morning. For now, she was hoping for sleep.
I need to start writing again
Get to know my character
Reblog this so your followers can spam your ask box. Have fun! ♥
01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded? 02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? 03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves? 04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical) 05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type? 06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying? 07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)? 08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it? 09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday? 10. Is your character more feminine or masculine? 11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage? 12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up? 13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker? 14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates? 15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear. 16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like? 17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children? 18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode? 19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily? 20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures? 21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear? 22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? 23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved? 24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like? 25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day? 26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their lover’s quirks, needs, etc? 27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? 28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for? 29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one? 30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like? 31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what? 32. If your character’s lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do? 33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go? 34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc) 35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go? 36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life? 37. What are some of your character’s pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them? 38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc? 39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct? 40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others? 41. Does your character’s family affect your character in any way? 42. Is there anything in your character’s past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change? 43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? 44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character? 45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve?
46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover? 47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along? 48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your character’s jealousy? Or does your character not get envious? 49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your character’s mood? 50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say?
30 Days of Character Building
1.) Describe your character’s relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?
2.) What are your characters most prominent physical feature
3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason? 4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive? 5.) What’s your character’s ranking on the Kinsey Scale? 6.) Describe your character’s happiest memory. 7.) Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why?
8.) Day of Favorites! What’s your character’s favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower?
9.) Who does your character trust? 10.) Can you define a turning point in your character’s life? Multiples are acceptable. 11.) Is there an animal you equate with your character? 12.) How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the times? Letters or email?
13.) What does your character’s bed look like when he/she wakes up? Are the covers off on one side of the bed, are they all curled around a pillow, sprawled everywhere? In what position might they sleep? 14.) How does your character react to temperature changes such as extreme heat and cold? 15.) Is your character an early morning bird or a night owl? 16.) Are there any blood relatives that your character is particularly close with, besides the immediate ones? Cousins, Uncles, Grandfathers, Aunts, et cetera. Are there any others that your character practically considers a blood relative? 17.) What’s your character’s desk/workspace look like? Are they neat or messy? 18.) Is your character a good cook? What’s their favorite recipe, whether they’re good or not? (Microwave mac-and-cheese applies.) 19.) What’s your character’s preferred means of travel? 20.) Does your character have any irrational fears? 21.) What would your character’s cutie mark be? 22.) If your character could time travel, where would they go? 23.) Is your character superstitious? 24.) What might your character’s ideal romantic partner be? 25.) Describe your character’s hands. Are they small, long, calloused, smooth, stubby? 26.) Second day of favorites! Favorite comfort food, favorite vice, favorite outfit, favorite hot drink, favorite time of year, and favorite holiday. 27.) Pick two songs that describe your character at two different points of their life, and explain why you chose them. 28.) If your character’s life was a genre, what would it be? 29.) How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne? 30.) And finally: Write a letter to your character, from yourself.
(I found this on a website a long time ago, and have pretty much given up trying to find the blog it came from. So if you know the original writer/source, I would appreciate the info. Otherwise, just letting people know that I didn’t create this. ^_~)
I need this
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !
For the tough-hearted who wants incredible angst that could fit either a platonic and/or romantic scenarios. Feel free to change the pronouns / sentence structure according to your preferences! TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of deaths.
i. leaving / left.
“Wait, you’re leaving…?”
“[Name] just told me. You’re gonna leave?”
“…where are you going?”
“I didn’t wanna believe [Name], but you’re really leaving, huh.”
“I don’t understand why you didn’t tell me sooner.”
“I don’t know what to say, do you want me to wish you good luck or something? ‘Cause I hate this. I hate every part of this.”
“I don’t… I don’t want to let you go.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Why can’t you stay?”
“Is it because of me? Am I not enough?”
“Did I do something wrong?”
“You have to let go of me.”
“No, no, just — just one second longer, please. Let me hug you for one more second—”
“No, don’t tell me it’s okay, it’s not okay, you’re leaving me!”
“…will you be gone long?”
“You won’t come back, will you?”
“There’s the train / plane / taxi. I — I gotta go.”
“You’re really not saying goodbye?”
“All you left me was a letter, saying you’re sorry. You’re pathetic.”
“If you love me, please don’t go.”
“I’m really trying not to put my abandonment issues on you, but I’m fucking scared, okay? I’m scared you’ll leave. And you are.”
ii. dying / died.
“Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. This can’t be real, can it? You can’t be… You can’t be dying.”
“This is some sick joke, right? You’re not really sick. This is some kind of prank? ‘Cause— cause this isn’t funny, [Name], you can’t—”
“No, no, no, I love you, please — please come back.”
“No, please, no. Don’t fall asleep. No, open your eyes, come on, look at me—”
“I wish we had more time.”
“Every day I come in here knowing that one of these days that damn bed will be empty and every time, I feel like screaming and wishing I could tell the universe to take me instead, but they won’t. It’s you. They’re taking you. So tell me how I’m supposed to live with that?”
“You die, I die.”
“I don’t think I can go home knowing I won’t see you around anymore.”
“You’ll be fine. You’ll be okay. You’re just a little cold. Right?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t do much before. I would’ve taken you everywhere. I would’ve loved you right.”
“I wish you could’ve just broken my heart in the normal way. At least you’d be alive.”
“I’m telling the nurse I’m staying by your side tonight. I don’t care if it’s not allowed, I’ll fight them.”
“We’re running out of time.”
“Anything’s better than this. Than you, gone. What am I supposed to do without you, huh?”
“Listen to me, you are the most important person in my life. I’m sorry you’re going through this.”
“I don’t want you to see me like this…”
“If you must die, die knowing your life was my life’s best part.”
“Maybe in another life.”
“The doctors said I don’t have much time left. I - I’m sorry.”
“I just saw you. You were — you were laughing. You can’t be gone.”
iii. separating / separated.
“So, this is it, huh?”
“…for all it’s worth, I loved you. So much.”
“I’m sorry for what I did.”
“You deserve better. You always have.”
“Tell me this isn’t you breaking up with me.”
“I still remember the first time I saw you…”
“Please don’t cry, please, I—”
“C’mon baby, don’t — don’t make this harder than it is.”
“Don’t cry with me, stupid. I thought this was mutual.”
“I can’t believe you’re breaking my heart like this.”
“We had a good run, didn’t we? We really loved each other, right?”
“IT’S OVER, DO YOU HEAR ME?! WE’RE DONE!”
“If you show your face around me the second time, I will kill you.”
“Who would’ve thought we’d ended up here. Hating each other.”
“We were… we were so in love.”
“It’s not even about the other person, it’s us okay? It’s us. We’re a problem.”
“I don’t wanna hurt you. Not more than this. I’m sorry.”
iv. miscommunication.
“You fucking ignored me. You didn’t even tell me why!”
“So now that you’re in deep shit, you suddenly remember me again? How convenient!”
“Fuck you! FUCK YOU! I NEEDED YOU! AND YOU WEREN’T THERE!”
“I don’t know why we stopped talking. I wish you would just tell me.”
“You won’t even look me in the eyes anymore.”
“Did I really hurt you that bad? I didn’t know.”
“You never said anything! Every time you’re angry or sad, you just kept it in!”
“I never knew what you were thinking.”
“I’m so tired of reaching out only to realise I’m grasping on thin air.”
“Why can’t we just talk like we used to?”
“Things were so easy back then.”
“You’re not the same person I knew.”
“…I still care about you, you know.”
“You just left. I didn’t why. I didn’t know what happened.”
“I wish things were different.”
“You’re giving me the cold shoulder again. How typical.”
“You know what you did wrong? You didn’t believe me.”
“I just wanted you to be there. I just wanted to know that I wasn’t alone. And you failed.”
“Look, can we… can we not talk about this now? Please?”
“I’ve been trying to talk to you, but it’s like I’M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!”
v. betrayal / betrayed.
“I trusted you.”
“You trust me? Honey, that’s your fault.”
“You’re looking at me like I’m your biggest mistake. I already know I am.”
“You fucking manipulated me. You made me believe you.”
“So all those times we spent together? That was, what, for show?”
“I thought… I thought we were friends.”
“I thought we had something special.”
“You were like a brother to me!”
“I never really had anybody before. But then you came. I shouldn’t have known even you would screw me over.”
“SCREW YOU! DON’T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME AGAIN!”
“You’re not even moving. You’re THAT shocked that I did this to you? You must’ve really trusted me.”
“I — I didn’t want to. But I had to.”
“It wasn’t easy, you know? I… I really liked you.”
“Oh, stop playing victim. You had this coming.”
“You’ve always treated me like shit! And now you’re surprised I would do this to you?!”
“It wasn’t all fake, what we had. You were just not my endgame.”
“I can’t believe I shared my food with you. Turned out, you’re just a scheming scumbag, like the rest of them!”
“It’s my fault. I put my faith in you. They warned me not to.”
“Believe you? Yeah. The last time I did went SO well.”
“I’d rather walk into an ongoing traffic than to trust you again.”
“I let you into my life and you did this…? I should’ve known.”
“Please tell me this isn’t true. You wouldn’t do this to me, would you? Would you?”
vi. misc scenarios.
[Text] I hate you.
[Text] I keep calling you hoping you’d pick up. Or text you, hoping you’d reply. But I know you won’t.
[Text] I’ve still got your stuff. What should I do about it?
[Text] I wish I could say I hate you, but we both know I’m lying.
[Text] I don’t wanna fight, I wanna see you.
[Text] I know we’re not talking, but I miss you.
[Text] Dumbass. I’ve always loved you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I ever did.
[Text] I wish it didn’t end the way it did.
[Text] I’ll always have your back. Even after everything, okay? Always.
Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!
“You have something in your hair - let me get it for you.”
“Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help but stare at you.”
“Um, would it be okay if I held your hand?”
“Shut up and kiss me already.”
“You’re the most important person in my life.”
“Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”
“I’m not much of a chef, but… I really hope you like this.”
“Sorry for calling so late - I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“I need you more than you need me.”
“I want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you… I can’t.”
“The truth is… I love you.”
“You like me more than you like them, right? Right?”
“Be mine. Please.”
“I am who I am because of you.”
“It’s been a long day… let’s take a bath together.”
“Wait, don’t pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.”
“Ah- I adore your laugh.”
“Stop that, it tickles!”
“Ouch, I bit my lip… kiss it better?”
“I don’t want to get up… I’m so warm beside you.”
“You’re so intoxicating to me.”
“Your eyes are amazing… do you know that?”
“You’re just so wonderful.”
“S-Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush…”
“Are you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.”
“You, Me, Order In, Netflix… waddya say?”
“I want to be more than just friends with you.”
“Fuck it - do you wanna get married?”
“Your smile is beyond gorgeous… please, keep doing it.”
“Whenever we’re together, I feel at home.”
“Will you say you love me? Pleeease?”
“Wait, don’t go! Can’t you stay the night?”
“Wow - you look… amazing.”
“*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?”
“I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!”
“I want to go on a date! I demand it!”
“We just met, this is crazy, I’m referencing a song… but call me maybe?”
“What? No! I wasn’t staring… I-I was looking at something behind you!”
“Do you want some? Here, open your mouth… I’ll feed you some!”
“It’s been a long day… here, let me give you a massage.”
“Is it alright if I call you princess?”
“It’s not like I like you or anything! … Okay, well- maybe I do.”
“I think your perfect. Even with your flaws, you’re nothing but perfect.”
“That was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?”
“What? No. I wasn’t aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.”
I recently downloaded origins on sale and was wondering if you had any recommended mods for it?
sure, here are a couple of my faves! :) i left some out i know i got somewhere from social.bioware or some other place, because i cant find them anymore :/
gameplay stuff
chargenmorph compiler
madd gift guide
gift guide - awakening
skip the fade (i would not recommend this if its your first time playing dao!)
zevran asap (again, wouldnt recommend it if its ur first time)
extra dog slot (but deactivate this before doing “the landsmeet”, i encountered a bug during this quest because of this mod in my last playthrough)
zdf dialog fix (!!)
sleep until dawn
zev ring
character respecialization
make console commands visible
beyond ferelden base chest
cosmetic stuff
anto hairstyles
hairstyle day
hairstyle day vol 2
hair colours 1, 2
eye textures 1, 2, 3
freckles
sjc skin tones
cc extra tints and tones
barnzi face textures
mole and freckles textures
8 custom female scars
more presets 1, 2, 3
eyebrow presets
lotc female eyelashes
natural bodies all in one
armours & weapons
grey wardens of ferelden
the glorious zevran
witcher armours 1, 2
admirals coat
elvhenan weapons
universal dye kit
✧ Looking for blogs to follow (mostly Dragon Age)!
Please like and/or reblog so I can check out your blog! It’s that time of year again. After the awful tumblr ban on adult content, my dash has died. We’ve lost a lot of great people. I’m looking to make new friends/mutuals, and searching for active blogs that post about the following…
Dragon Age (from any title in the franchise)
Original content (art, writing/fanfic, text posts, etc)
Horizon Zero Dawn, God of War, Elder Scrolls
Meta game theories/ideas/breakdowns
Even more Dragon Age, please
Video games in general
Marvel
And just to be clear, this is an LGBT friendly blog, and no fandom discourse is ever posted here. I keep things as positive and inclusive as possible.
I tried to include everything I could think of and find!
This map makes it look like nothing exists in Northern Thedas, but that’s just because we’ve never been there in-game, and so there’s a vast difference in the amount of information known.
Drabble List
So I just finished posting the last of the previous volley of drabbles so I decided to come up with a new prompt list. It’s mostly a hodge-podge of stuff from my own brain or inspired by songs or different shows and stuff but there are some from other prompt lists so, if anyone wants me to give credit, drop me a message and I’ll be sure to do so.
“If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
“You’re too good for this world.”
“Could you be happy, here, with me?”
“How long do we have?”
“Do you think we’re bad people?”
“How did we become this?”
“I can hardly stand myself.”
“Go to hell.”
“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”
“There was a time before all of this.”
“No one will ever believe us.”
“Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”
“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”
“I used to do a lot of things.”
“It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”
“Do you wish things had happened differently?”
“Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”
“I’ll be here as long as it takes.”
“We were never meant to fight on our own.”
“Something’s clearly wrong.”
“There’s nothing I can do anymore.”
“This is going to hurt.”
“I don’t need to be the hero tonight.”
“Am I ever going to see you again?”
“We always have a choice.”
“You’re holding back.”
“I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”
“Is that a threat?”
“If you don’t like this world then change it.”
“Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”
“You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
“Keep your eyes on me.”
“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”
“I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”
“If you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.”
“I wasn’t going to mention it.”
“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
“I’m here for you.”
“What are you so happy about?”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it!”
“You’re putting words in my mouth!”
“We have to stick together.”
“We’ll get through this. I promise.”
“Don’t leave me behind.”
“What are you looking at?”
“How did you find me?”
“Who did this to you?”
“I don’t want to be alone right now.”
“I have to tell you something.”
“I need more time.”
“You deserve better than me.”
“This isn’t fair!”
“If you kill them, you’d better kill me too, because otherwise I’m going to kill you.”
“Please don’t shut me out.”
“You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”
“Don’t you dare die on me!”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
“You’re out of your damn mind.”
“No one can hurt me like you can.”
“You are my sunshine.”
“This is all my fault.”
“Please, don’t cry.”
“Maybe I can’t fix you but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.”
“You should see this.”
“You make me feel invincible.”
“I’ll keep you safe.”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Let’s do something crazy.”
“We are not going to steal someone’s dog.”
“Do you trust me?”
“You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”
“You know I’m gonna win, right?”
“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”
“I didn’t mean what I said.”
“Do you ever follow directions?”
okay, I haven’t written in nearly a year …
BUT you can totally hit me up?
lets make a videogame how hard can it be
nevermind you have to know shit about computers
hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!!
for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)
if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn
you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!
this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!
I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.
2D Editors:
GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.
GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.
Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.
Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.
3D Editors:
Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.
2D Art/Animation Software:
GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.
Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.
Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.
3D Art/Animation Software:
Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.
Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.
Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.
SketchUp : Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.
Text-Based Games:
Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.
Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.
Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.
Audio Resources/Editors:
Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.
Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.
Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.
FL Studio : Free music composition software.
Miscellaneous Tools:
Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.
W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.
Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.
Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.
Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.
From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio
Places to Publish/Share:
Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games
Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games
@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource
It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.
I have something to add!!
Do you want to just sit down and tell a little story in game form? Give Bitsy a try! Its completely accessable for everyone who can use a browser, doesn’t require any programming knowledge, has everything built in already, and you don’t even have to be “good” at art to make something playable and fun! I love bitsy and the community around it is super kind and welcoming!
Eyes on You
My Dragon Age crack ship. Garrett Hawke x Alissa Trevelyan. These two nerds are one of my favorite ships despite not writing much about them. Pretty sure @crazy-bone-lady got the brunt of my love for them. XD Thanks again for putting up with my random thoughts and vents regarding them!! Expect canon divergence. A lot of canon divergence.
Rogue, thieving bastard, and dog lord had been hurled at him throughout his year of service to the smuggler band. Garrett Hawke merely gritted his teeth and trudged through it. His family needed him and so he’d take any abuse flung his way to keep them fed. When the year was up, he was looking at a desperate situation. There was no money coming in to help feed his family and his sister needed protection from the Templars. Bethany tried not to show her worry but it was there. His mother worried most of all, despite his best efforts to keep it from her. Bartrand had been his last desperate hope. Then he met Varric Tethras. Through his connections, things didn’t look as bleak for the Hawke family. All he had to do was earn enough coin to get in with the expedition. Work was always around for anyone with a willing back, but most turned their noses up at Fereldens.
“I’m telling you Hawke. It’ll be worth your while to pay her a visit. Dimples always has extra work.” Varric shrugged as they walked into Hawke’s home in Lowtown. The woman he knew always had work for those willing, and it wasn’t grunt work. She was honest and dealt fairly. It was one of the reasons he enjoyed her company so much. That and she was like him. Couldn’t identify with what her family held so dear, and became a bit of a black sheep. Through sheer tenacity she’d brought the brewery from the brink of bankruptcy. He couldn’t believe she was running the brewery at the tender age of twenty-one. Made him so proud, even as she teased him about being in the old house.
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Warden: Just so happens that your Arl here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Teagan: What’s that? Warden: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”
“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
So, I’m a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But here’s the thing(s):
1) Even someone who’s working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*’s got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member.
2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally – and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be.
3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response.
4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still don’t know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You can’t, because they can’t prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you haven’t seen papers doesn’t mean they don’t exist!
5) Don’t ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible.
Love,
a very tired public defender
Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!
“You have something in your hair - let me get it for you.”
“Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help but stare at you.”
“Um, would it be okay if I held your hand?”
“Shut up and kiss me already.”
“You’re the most important person in my life.”
“Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”
“I’m not much of a chef, but… I really hope you like this.”
“Sorry for calling so late - I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“I need you more than you need me.”
“I want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you… I can’t.”
“The truth is… I love you.”
“You like me more than you like them, right? Right?”
“Be mine. Please.”
“I am who I am because of you.”
“It’s been a long day… let’s take a bath together.”
“Wait, don’t pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.”
“Ah- I adore your laugh.”
“Stop that, it tickles!”
“Ouch, I bit my lip… kiss it better?”
“I don’t want to get up… I’m so warm beside you.”
“You’re so intoxicating to me.”
“Your eyes are amazing… do you know that?”
“You’re just so wonderful.”
“S-Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush…”
“Are you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.”
“You, Me, Order In, Netflix… waddya say?”
“I want to be more than just friends with you.”
“Fuck it - do you wanna get married?”
“Your smile is beyond gorgeous… please, keep doing it.”
“Whenever we’re together, I feel at home.”
“Will you say you love me? Pleeease?”
“Wait, don’t go! Can’t you stay the night?”
“Wow - you look… amazing.”
“*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?”
“I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!”
“I want to go on a date! I demand it!”
“We just met, this is crazy, I’m referencing a song… but call me maybe?”
“What? No! I wasn’t staring… I-I was looking at something behind you!”
“Do you want some? Here, open your mouth… I’ll feed you some!”
“It’s been a long day… here, let me give you a massage.”
“Is it alright if I call you princess?”
“It’s not like I like you or anything! … Okay, well- maybe I do.”
“I think your perfect. Even with your flaws, you’re nothing but perfect.”
“That was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?”
“What? No. I wasn’t aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.”