☆Lazer☆

he/they/it - critter - game player - content watcher - edit maker - writer boy - future vtuber - fruit

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DONT USE THIS RN THE LINKS ARE BROKEN WHERE I CHANGED MY BLOG NAME ! I WILL BE FIXING IT SOON !

FIC, EDIT, AND HEADCANONS MASTERLIST

will be updated when i make more

📖Fics (in reverse chrono order):

- Your Gravest Words (Ichikiryu)

- YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE GOT (Kazumaji)

- You Know, You Know, You Know (Kazumaji)

🎬Edits (in reverse chrono order of posting):

links marked with ⚠️ contain spoilers

⚠️ - Mini + Major Yakuza (and Ishin) Boss Fights

⚠️ - Kiryu (Yakuza)

- The Valentine Brothers (Hellsing Ultimate)

- Kazumaji 2/Majima Everywhere (Yakuza)

- Nishiki 2 (Yakuza)

⚠️ - Police of RGG (Yakuza/Jugement)

- Kazumaji 1 (Yakuza)

- Nishiki 1 (Yakuza)

💭Headcanons:

*here’s a list of stuff i’ll do HCs for!*

- Yakuza Music Taste/Real World Karaoke Songs HCs

- Yakuza Characters As Marvel Rivals Classes

- Assigning Yakuza Characters Theme Songs From My Spotify Top 100 Songs of 2025

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NEW VIDEO

this series is technically the first stuff i recorded so it’s a bit rougher than the marvel rivals video.

my brother is in this and he also edited this series

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MY FIRST VIDEO IS FINALLY UP!!

my internet fucked out so uploading took like 4 days on and off 😭

it’s the first one i recorded and edited myself so it’s not the greatest but that’s fine.

just some marvel rivals playing.

No, I’m Not A Human that i recorded w my brother that he’s been editing is next probably !

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howdyy

as you can see i updated my blog name. i changed it to reflect my public facing persona on my other socials.

someone added me on discord bc the username was the same as my old twitter one and it kinda freaked me out lmao

anyway, you can look this user up on twitter and youtube to find me there now too. just replace the - with a _ lol

i will need to fix the pinned post. i’ll do that soon.

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realised i’m now around the same age my father was when i was born.

and what am i doing with my life? writing fan fiction about fictional asian men (yakuza) the same age as my father and posting thirst tweets about real men (jackass) the same age as my father

we’re going to ignore the fine print there and move on.

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sorry, chat. the pirate yakuza research playthrough was postponed. i got really obsessed with jackass and that’s been my life for like 2 weeks now.

it’s back on. i plan to play some more tonight. get as much as i can in before rivals season 9 and Jubilee drops. cuz then that will be most of my time 😭

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hey

you guys should send me some yakuza head canons i can write about or something in between sessions of playing pirate yakuza 🤙🏻

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started the writing process for a new fic but it requires me to replay pirate yakuza so it’ll be a little while.

yes it’s inspired by an alkaline trio song. yes it’s kazumaji. yes it’s going to be agonising.

it’s going to be a bit of an alternate timeline type thing. 2/3 of my previous fics have been pretty canon compliant. the ichikiryu one was a bit of an alt timeline thing but this one is literally a “what if” scenario. so it’s different from what i usually do.

the song i’m using could’ve been used for any pairing but i had this idea in the back of my mind just waiting for a song to attach it to and this song is just vague enough that it kinda works for this idea.

hope you’ll look forward to it! and in the meantime, check the pinned post for my other fics if you haven’t read them yet! #shamelessplug

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expect an alkaline trio inspired fic/edit in the future.

been real obsessed with them lately and listening to them a lot so it’s pretty inevitable lmao

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Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

i don’t play a lot of horror games tbh but i did play the quarry most recently so i’ll say that

it was pretty scary

(actually it was yakuza kiwami 3 and dark ties bc wtf even was that???)

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Item: A Crumpled Manual Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you skip tutorials as fast as you can?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

no bc i’m dumb and need to learn how to play the game properly (and then inevitably forget a mechanic that hasn’t been used since the tut and have to look it up)

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Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Sonic the Hedgehog for the Xbox 360 lowkey got me through the early stages of my parents divorce ngl

also when i was in my worst bpd episode and was super lonely, i logged like 30+ hours of Dream Daddy when it came out 😭

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these old men are going to be the death of me.

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i kinda want to yumepost on main…

should i?

i have a yumesona with Extensive lore that spans 3/4 different pieces of media/franchises, with alternate timelines depending on which character is at the forefront of my mind

he’s lowkey mary sue-ish but i don’t really care

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My Top 100 Songs from 2025 As Yakuza Characters’ Theme Songs

2 HC posts in one day???

Assigning Yakuza characters theme songs from my top 100 songs from 2025 on Spotify. It’s not gonna include all 100 songs, just the ones I can link to a character. Random order bc i put the playlist on shuffle and I’m adding as they come to me.

plugging the ask box again. pls send hc recs/suggestions/requests

let’s go:

Akira Nishikiyama (1995): Mr. Brightside - The Killers

• because i feel like that’s how he feels about Kiryu and Yumi.

Makoto Makimura: EVL PPL - That Handsome Devil

• this more specifically would be the majimako theme song but that’s not what the list is.

Tatsuo Shinada: Andy, You’re A Star - The Killers

• this may or may not entirely be because i have a shinadai fic in limbo that’s inspired by this song. maybe one day i’ll finish it.

Homare Nishitani (either of them): Don’t You Feel Amazing? - Trash Boat

• horny weird song for the horny weird guys

Akira Nishikiyama (between ‘95 and ‘05): Poison Pop - Qbomb

• this song could’ve gone to anyone but i feel like the topic of proving oneself applies pretty well to nishiki. i mean the song literally opens with the line “i wanna prove to myself and everybody else that im not worthless”. that’s pretty nishiki.

Yoshitaka Mine: the WORLD - NIGHTMARE

• mine and light are pretty similar characters, i think. like i feel like mine would probably do something similar with a death note. ALSO mine and ryuk share a voice actor: Nakamura Shido II (fun fact!)

Jo Sawashiro: The Ugly Man Sings - Remo Drive

• i feel like this is how he feels about… his child.

Infinite Wealth as a whole: ANTHEM PART 3 - blink-182

• this song is like the overall theme for iw to me. thematically and vibe wise. i’ve often been tempted to make like an amv to the song with iw clips lol

Haruka Sawamura and Shun Akiyama: RATATATA - BABYMETAL + Electric Callboy

• this song has always given me the vibe of a yakuza karaoke song and i chose these two because the juxtaposition of haruka’s dance battles and akiyama’s regular fights during their section in y5 kinda reminds me of this song. like the song could be about fighting and/or dancing.

Akira Nishikiyama (2005): Modern Day Cain - IDKHOW

• cuz cain. also the vibes of the lyrics feel very ‘05 nishiki.

Goro Majima (1989): Please, Please Be Smart - Remo Drive

• this song is a little more upbeat than majima’s situation was in 0 but the lyrics give me the vibe of what was going on.

Goro Majima (2006-2009): I Really Wish I Hated You - blink-182

• because he’s mad at kiryu for leaving, duh. but he obviously can’t be that mad at him.

Goro Majima (2005): Running On A Treadmill - Oingo Boingo

• 2 words. majima everywhere.

Ryo Aoki, Masataka Ebina, and Bryce Fairchild: DEBT COLLECTOR - Jhariah

• i couldn’t decide between these 3 so they’re all getting listed for this one. “you scammed your way into heaven / till the angels realised you’re not one of them” describes all of them pretty well.

obviously i missed quite a few characters. most of my 2025 top 100 songs were eurobeat and edm so those didn’t really work for this 😭 if you guys liked this, maybe ill do one where im not so restricted and can properly give the characters songs. i just figured this would be fun and niche lmao

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