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[stonerrpup]

I'M CURIOUS WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE PIECES OF MEDIA ARE>:D

Obviously CKY, Jackass, Viva La Bam (my fav jackass is 2)

BUT ALSO

Repo! The genetic Opera + Hedwig and the angry Inch are my favorite non-jackass movies

I’m really into sludge metal so I think that music counts as media 🤔🤔🤔

For other tv shows I’ve really liked never have I ever, heartbreak high and skins ^o^

[dumbbuttough]

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[jeremykleinlover]

Birthday Wish

- vam x jimmy pop oneshot

(SMUT - read at your own discretion!)

Bam Margera is pretty sure his wish is too big for his 25th birthday, but he has the best boyfriend in the entire world. Talented, gentle, kind, and most importantly, smoking hot, Ville Valo. Ville asks him what he wants, and Bam throws caution to the wind and admits he’s always wondered how a threesome would go

Bam expects Ville to get upset or possibly angry, but he’s neither. He nods, eyes already glazed over like they always are when he’s deep in thought while writing lyrics, and asks if Bam wants him to approach Stephanie. She’s a gorgeous woman Bam met through his jackass stunts, Stephanie being the first woman jackass member. They both adore her and still see her often, long after her accident during a stunt. Due to her frankness, lack of filter, and generosity, they’re aware of more of her escapades, including her willingness to try anything once.

Blushing deeply at the possibility of getting exactly what he wants, Bam shakes his head "no" and suggests asking Jimmy Pop instead. He's the singer of Bloodhound Gang and their close friend who Bam had been friends with before meeting Ville, and someone who Ville had invited as an opening act for HIM on multiple occasions. After all, it made sense, Jimmy was often a third wheel during their concerts, filming things for jackass, hanging out with them everytime he was in Finland or West Chester, and flirting openly with the both of them every chance he got. In addition, Bam suspects Jimmy will be interested since he’s always been incredibly open about his sexuality, especially on stage and in the lyrics he wrote. Plenty of chatter from fans during concerts, staff and BHG members backstage at venues, means that Bam heard enough through the grapevine to determine that Jimmy’s incredibly good in bed. Before he started dating Ville, Bam had a massive crush on Jimmy, so he’s the perfect person to fulfill Bam’s wildest fantasies.

Ville had asked Jimmy to accompany him to lunch the next time he landed in Finland. While Bam was doing a skate competition, Ville asked Jimmy about the possibility of a threesome before Bam had time to get all anxious at the thought and change his mind last minute. To both of their surprise, Jimmy admitted he’s had a crush on them for years but didn’t approach either of them because he respected their friendship and loyalty to them too much. From Jimmy’s confession, it seems all three have something to gain from expanding their duo to a threesome. Apparently, he won’t be the only one to benefit from Bam's birthday gift.

Once the decision is made and a date, time, and place are set, Bam grows anxious. But Ville calms him down, insisting that Bam deserves to be wined and dined with a nice dinner in a fancy restaurant before getting intimate with the two men. It’s probably a good idea, good food and company with his boyfriend and one of his best friends with the promise of good sex later. By the time he’s got a couple glasses of vodka in his veins, Bam’s relaxed, then eager and impatient. He’s the perfect amount of buzzed to let go of his inhibitions but still be completely in control of himself, to remember every sensation.

It's obvious Ville's given the whole situation a great deal of thought, starting with arranging a hotel suite. He’s explained in detail how he doesn't want Jimmy to feel like an intrusion in their bedroom. Also, he isn't willing to be at home if the whole thing blows up in their faces and he has to ask Jimmy to leave. Both himself and Bam have a tendency of getting jealous real easy, real fast. Although Bam appreciates Ville’s thoughtfulness, he’s not sure how it’s possible to have bad sex. Not to brag, but maybe because he’s spoiled as fuck in the bedroom with Ville as his boyfriend. They have amazing chemistry, but they’ve never had a threesome before either. They have simulated double penetration with a dildo on more than one occasion. Although, Bam’s excited about getting, or giving since he’s not picky, the real thing tonight. Ville never tops, but Bam doesn't mind, whatever makes his “princess” comfortable.

During the ride from the restaurant to the hotel, Bam sits sandwiched between the other two, Jimmy rubs up and down his leg and frequently brushes against Bam’s half-hard cock. Ville doesn’t stop kissing him, nuzzling at his neck, blowing in his ear, and pressing his open palm against Bam’s stomach, right over the matching heartagram tattoo that Bam had copied from Ville before they even got together. Relaxed and floating, Bam can’t help the lazy smirk that spreads over his face. So far, this has been the best fucking birthday ever, and there’s a hell of a lot more to come if the foreplay is any indication.

Jimmy slots his knee between Bam’s thighs in the elevator, and Bam silently wishes the ride to the top floor of the building could last longer. He ruts against Jimmy while Ville holds him upright from behind. There’s something magical about feeling like he’s flying as the car rises rapidly up the shaft. There’s probably a euphemism in there somewhere, but Bam’s too horny and eager to care.

The three of them are all groping hands and open-mouthed kisses as they stumble into the suite. Hardly interested in their surroundings, they move through the dark until they find the open bedroom door. Ville stops their fumbling long enough to switch on a lamp and toss the condom box, that he obviously left here earlier, to Jimmy. Entranced with watching Jimmy rip open the box, Bam has barely enough wherewithal to register that there’s a chilled bottle of champagne for them to share. If he has a say in it, which he should, he's the birthday boy, after all, he’d rather wait to drink it. The last thing he wants is for any of them to have trouble performing

“Happy birthday, Bam-Bam” Ville whispers against his fevered skin.

Both Jimmy and Ville are tugging at his clothing, and he moans as the cool air of the room hits his suddenly bared torso. By the time his pants puddle at his ankles, his dick is thick and swollen, fully hard and straining against the cotton of his boxer briefs. A cooling sensation must mean he’s already leaking and wetting the fabric that sticks to his tip. To his delight and stunned disbelief, Jimmy sinks to his knees and nuzzles against him, mouthing over his shaft until Bam can’t help but whine at the touch.

“Sweet Jesus-” he wheezes as his skin heats. He’s already on the edge, and they’ve barely started.

“Jimmy’s gonna blow you first, sweetheart. Get you all sloppy. After that, you can call the shots.”

“Ville….” he sighs as Jimmy pulls Bam’s dick out of his briefs and swallows it. “Oh fuck! That feels so damn good~”

Sucking hard enough that Bam’s sure his insides will shoot out through his dick, Jimmy takes Bam down his throat, slurping and licking until Bam’s knees threaten to give way. Ville holds him from behind and Bam is involuntarily bucking his hips. When Jimmy gags on him, Bam closes his eyes and shouts so loudly that it echoes in the room.

“Yeah, you like that, sweetheart?” Ville asks. “From what Jimmy told me during our lunch meeting, you don’t need to hold back, Bam-Bam. Jimmy loves to swallow.”

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” he, not so quietly, mumbles, unable to find any other words. He’s so close, and Jimmy’s mouth is hot, wet, and welcoming. Ville egging him on, urging him to take pleasure in another man’s attention almost makes him come on the spot. As it is, he can barely hold back at all and quickly finds himself begging “Oh, Christ! Jimmy, pull off! Pull off or I’m gonna-”

It’s too late, his muscles clenching. His dick twitches just as Jimmy pops off his dick, and his cum spurts over Jimmy’s mouth and chin. With a protracted groan, Ville tugs on Jimmy’s collar to pull him to his feet, and he licks Bam’s cum off Jimmy’s lips.

Bam's brain short circuits, gaping at the sight of Ville’s tongue covered in cum before frenching Jimmy. It’s the hottest damn thing Bam’s seen in his life.

“Watching you two together….Christ!” he swears “God, I want to see more of that. Want to sit back and stroke my cock while you two give me a fucking show. Always wanted to watch Ville get fucked and I know you can give it to him the way he needs, Jimmy.”

Smile breaking over his handsome face, Jimmy heaves a mock sigh. “Well, fucking your boy’s tight ass is gonna be a real hardship, but somebody’s got to do it. Can’t make him wait until you recover. Not when he’s been such a good boyfriend, huh?”

“That’s right,” Bam agrees. “Just look at him. He’s ready to go but waiting so patiently. Love him so much.”

Bam presses a kiss to Ville’s forehead and rubs his thumb over Ville’s cheek. Blushing prettily, Ville ducks his head, unable to take the praise lavished on him. Although Bam’s never realized before this very moment, it’s clear Ville’s got a kink, and it’s obviously been activated with Jimmy and Bam both peppering him with compliments.

“Stop.” he grumbles. “I already agreed to the threesome. You don’t have to butter me up, you know. I’m ready for this, not just doing it as a favor to Bam.”

“But you’re being so good, honey,” Bam croons and presses another quick kiss to Ville’s lips. He can taste himself, and it’s hot as fuck.

“C’mon, Margera. Let’s make your man’s dreams come true,” Jimmy teases. “Take off your pants and get on the bed. Sucking Bam’s cock got me hard. Want to get you on my dick and rock your world just like I did Bam.”

Squirming with embarrassment, Ville shrugs off his shirt and takes off his shoes as Bam takes off the rest of his clothing. Moving across the room, he grabs a handful of towels from the bathroom and sinks into an upholstered chair in the corner of the room. From there, he’s got a perfect view of the bed, and he’s ready for his birthday show. The sight of Ville and Jimmy standing naked together is almost too much for him, so he’s sure he won’t be able to control himself once they get going. Even though it’s been less than ten minutes since he came, his softened dick twitches with interest. Apparently, a threesome is exactly what he needs to have multiple orgasms in a night.

Reclining in the chair, Bam breathes in quick, shallow gulps as Ville crawls onto the bed on all fours. His pale skin manages to shine in the dim light, and his long, dark hair falls so gracefully at every movement. Bam’s cock twitches with interest again as Ville locks his elbows and braces himself. Then, Jimmy moves between Ville’s long legs and offers an appreciative whistle in a low tone.

“Jesus, Valo,” Jimmy growls. “No wonder Bam’s so damn dedicated to you. Your ass is perfect.” Jimmy sighs out dreamily and makes a show of putting his hands on Ville’s skin. “Not sure how I’m getting the present when it’s your birthday, but I’ll take it. Sweet little hole just begging to be fucked.”

Grumbling at the banter, Ville reminds them, “I’m right here. I can hear everything you say. I'm getting a little impatient here.”

“Relax,” Jimmy rumbles, and the sound shoots straight to Bam’s dick. It seems to have the exact same effect on Ville if the way he bites his bottom lip and his eyes flutter is any indication. A desperate moan falls from him as Jimmy lavishes Ville with attention, and Bam can’t help gripping himself at the sight of his boyfriend’s face twisted in pleasure.

He starts lazily stroking himself as Jimmy concentrates on Ville. Fully aware that this is all for his enjoyment and viewing pleasure, Bam releases a happy sigh as Jimmy drizzles lube on Ville’s muscled back and smears it into fevered skin. When Jimmy’s hand disappears behind Ville, Bam angles his hips so that he can fuck into his fist. Ville moans and lifts his head as he rears back into Jimmy’s touch.

“Fuck, I love that sound,” Bam growls as his insides heat.

Watching Ville in pleasure is a treat he doesn’t always have a chance to properly enjoy. Since it’s usually just the two of them, Bam’s too busy making sure Ville’s happy to have time to simply watch as his lover falls apart. Ville’s willingness to bring Jimmy into their physical relationship is a gift Bam didn’t think he’d have the good fortune to experience. He’s not about to take it for granted.

“Bambi,” Ville whimpers, but Bam’s quick to reprimand him.

“No, honey,” Bam insists “Jimmy’s the one making you feel good. I’m just the audience. Let him know how much you like what he’s doing to you.”

“Oh, fuck-” Ville whines in response. “Fuck, yeah….I like that.”

The concentration on Jimmy’s face eases a bit, and Bam sees Jimmy’s delight that Ville appears to be enjoying his attention. Crowding into Ville, Jimmy watches him with hooded eyes and a gentle smirk tugging his lips up into a serene smile. It’s a show that Bam has every intention of watching.

“You seem pretty loose already,” Jimmy observes in a raspy tone. “You been looking forward to this? Been anticipating getting my cock inside you? Looking all pretty and preening for your man while I fuck you? A little bit of an exhibitionist, I guess. Always wondered if you had it in you and now I guess I know. Yeah, that’s it. Open up for me, let me in.”

Bracing his arms, Ville rears back and begs softly, “Get inside me! Fuck- Jimmy- Give it to me!”

“Shit,” Bam grunts as he grips his cock harder. He’s heard that breathy plea more times than he can count, but the sound of Ville desperate to be filled never gets old. The visual is even better as Jimmy dips his head down and disappears behind Ville’s ass. Bam can hear the slurping and wet squelch as he works Ville open and leaves him speechless. When Ville arches his back and shoves backward, Bam’s sure he did something wonderful in a former life to get this reward in his current one.

Rubbing his thumb over his tip, he hisses as the fluid pearling there smears over it and wets his fingers. He’s never recovered this quickly before. There’s so much blood rushing to his cock that he’s lightheaded. Eager for more, he lets go of himself and spits in his palm before gripping his aching shaft and yanking it in frantic, uneven tugs.

Jimmy raises his head, and his eyes flit over to Bam. He licks his lips and leers as Bam jerks himself. Reaching forward to grab Ville’s hair, Jimmy pulls Ville’s head back and orders, “Looks like your Bambi's turned on watching you. You’re putting on a real good show for him. Yeah, that’s right. He’s real pleased with you. Gonna treat you nice after I’m finished.”

As Ville whines, Bam’s eyes slip closed before blinking open again. Forcing himself to look at Ville’s face, Bam takes in the wet, parted lips and darkened eyes.

“Ville,” Bam grunts as his legs spread wider “Yeah, baby. Love seeing you all needy and shaky. You let Jimmy be good to you, okay? Take him real deep. Want you riding that cock like the good boy you are.”

Whimpering at Bam’s directions, Ville shoves backward in a frantic burst of energy. His eyes widen when Jimmy doesn’t give him space, and an anxious flicker sparks in his eyes.

“Don’t be scared, Mutti,” Bam croons “Jimmy knows exactly how to make you feel good. Isn’t that right?”

A shaky inhale is Jimmy’s response, but he doesn’t waste time as he reaches for the condoms on the bedside table and rips one open with his teeth. Alternating between rolling it onto himself and stroking up and down Ville’s crack, Jimmy seems torn between two things that make him happy. Finally, he steadies himself and grips both of Ville’s hips in his hands. Catching his breath, Bam exhales unsteadily as Jimmy presses into Ville, and his boyfriend releases a desperate, sustained moan.

“Oh, God! I can….You’re- Shit, Jimmy. How thick is your dick?” Ville groans.

Laughing at the question, Jimmy leans over Ville’s back and looks directly at Bam when he hums into Ville’s ear, “That’s just the tip. Brace yourself. I’m gonna make you cry.”

Bam bites his lip when Ville moans again. His eyes widen, and his mouth falls open into a silent scream as Jimmy pushes into him. Bam can’t look away from the blissful agony painting Ville’s face.

“Dear Jesus,” Jimmy swears as he pushes forward “That’s it. Just relax. I’ve got you, sweetheart. Look at Bam. He’s so fucking turned on watching me filling you up. Look at him sweating. So jealous that I’m the one burying myself in your sweet ass. You’re taking me so, so good. I might not give you back if this is how you take my cock.”

Taken aback at Jimmy’s dirty talk, Bam starts to protest but stops himself when he recognizes much more than a germ of truth in Jimmy’s words. He is jealous, envious of the pleasure Jimmy undoubtedly feels as he ruts into Ville’s ass, covetous of Ville’s response, and possessive of Ville’s affection. Although he’s not worried about losing Ville to Jimmy, there’s a trace of uncertainty about letting another man into their bed. Now, he understands why they’re in a hotel instead of at home he shares with the love of his life whenever he decides to run away from West Chester and come to Helsinki.

Squirming in his chair, Bam fucks into his fist with renewed enthusiasm, but it’s the fevered, repetitive grunts that fall from Ville’s lips that drive him wild. Jimmy’s found his rhythm, shoving into Ville with long, hard strokes that Ville meets with eager abandon. Bam’s fascinated by the way Ville’s erection swings back and forth as Jimmy pounds into his ass. At least one or two of the smacking sounds is a result of his thick cock slapping against his stomach. Suddenly eager to join the action, Bam rocks to his feet and stands by the side of the bed, directly in front of Ville.

For the briefest of moments, Bam wants to feed Ville his cock and fuck his mouth while Jimmy rams into him from behind. To be totally fair, he wants that more for much longer than a second, but he’s also desperate to get his mouth on his boyfriend’s dick and blow him while he’s getting fucked in the ass. It’s a split second before Bam realizes he’s so excited about the prospect because he can’t wait to be in the same position himself.

Swearing under his breath, Bam tugs Ville’s head upward and looks him directly in the face. “Up on your knees, baby. Let Jimmy hold you back against him. I want to blow you. Want to look up at you as you come. Want Jimmy to fuck you so hard that you can’t help shoving into my mouth.”

“I…I can’t…” Ville whines as his eyes droop “’S so fucking good. Love you so much, Bambi.”

“Christ, I love you, too, Mutti. Look at you all blissed out on Jimmy’s cock. Such a pretty boy. You just love taking it in the ass, don’t you?”

His only response is a high-pitched, broken whine. Stretching out on the bed, Bam nuzzles against Ville’s pelvis and licks along his hip bone. When Jimmy groans both their names, Bam closes his mouth over Ville’s shaft and sucks until he tastes the precum on his tongue. He’s tempted to pull an orgasm from Ville just so he can drink it, but he wants Ville hard and frantic for release, especially if Bam decides to get both men inside him. Popping off, Bam pushes onto his knees and watches in fascination as Jimmy slows his strokes, wraps his arm around Ville’s waist, and still his hips.

“So fucking tight!” Jimmy groans. “So fucking good~”

Entranced at the sight of Ville arching his back, Bam blinks slowly as he watches Ville’s torso ripple. When Jimmy curses again, Bam realizes Ville must be clenching down hard like he always does when he’s so desperately trying to hold off an orgasm. Jimmy’s eyelids flutter rapidly, and Bam’s impatience explodes He needs to be inside Ville right the fuck now. If his hard cock is rubbing against Jimmy’s as he fucks his boyfriend, then all the better.

“Ville,” he says softly, but his tone is forceful. Hazy eyes blink open before he gets a breathy whine in reply. “Hey, baby. Yeah, that’s it. Look at me. I want in there too. Want to stretch you out and have you take us both.

“Christ, you’re a dirty motherfucker, aren’t you?” Jimmy groans and presses a kiss to Ville’s neck.

There’s an awkward few moments as Jimmy pulls out of Ville. The frustrated groan Ville gives when he’s empty sends shivers through Bam, so he barks at Jimmy to move near the edge of the mattress so Bam can sit in his lap. Facing him, Bam sighs when Jimmy pulls him closer and wraps his hand around Bam’s cock. Straddling Jimmy, Bam leans back against Ville who’s mumbling under his breath about how fucking hot this is to watch Bam get jerked off while Jimmy’s cock weeps impatiently.

Licking his lips, Jimmy rumbles “You gonna wear a condom?”

Flustered, Bam can’t think straight with Jimmy’s fist stroking up and down his shaft. Shuddering under the attention, he gasps, “Oh, shit! yeah! Why wouldn’t I wear one?”

Rubbing his thumb over Bam’s tip, Jimmy tugs him forward and kisses him deeply, his tongue tangling with Bam’s. Ville’s hands are on him, rubbing and caressing, until it feels like his insides are on fire. As Jimmy breaks the kiss, Bam whimpers and chases his mouth in an impatient attempt to get more. Then Jimmy lets go of him. Before he can complain, Jimmy has them both in his hand, his hard cock rubbing against Bam’s, and Bam’s reduced to silence. When he feels Ville reach down to dip his fingers into Bam’s crack and smear lube over the furled muscle, Bam turns off his brain.

He’s all sensation with Ville’s blunt, slick fingers probing at him and Jimmy jerking him off and licking and sucking on his neck and chest. Nearly out of his mind, especially because he’s not usually the one being spoiled, Bam babbles his gratitude. It’s typically his job to pamper Ville. If this is any indication of how good it feels to be the center of attention, he’ll happily relinquish all control and leave himself in four very capable hands.

Ville’s fingers curl inside him, and he rocks his hips to fuck onto them. The heady push and pull between pleasuring his cock and ass lasts for an exquisitely long number of minutes. Skin slick with sweat, Bam closes his eyes and revels in Ville’s fevered whispers that tell him how good he’s being for them, how sexy Bam looks on Jimmy’s lap, how greedily he’s taking Ville’s fingers, how his cries and shouts make Ville harder. When Ville pulls free, Bam whines at the loss, but hard rubber quickly replaces his fingers. As he sucks on Bam’s neck, Ville works the plug inside until Bam’s writhing from being so full.

Bam’s practically vibrating when Ville finally moves into position. Long, lean legs brush against him, and he blinks open his eyes to see Ville swinging a leg over so he can sink down between them. He faces Bam, his thighs rippling as he squats. Momentarily confused, Bam grunts, “Mutti?” but it becomes instantly clear what’s happening when the curve of his ass sweeps over Bam’s tip.

“Yeah, that’s it,” Jimmy moans. “Jesus, you were made for this, Ville. Look at you all spread out for us. So goddamn graceful. You can’t wait to get two cocks inside you, can you?”

Tucking his arms under Ville’s legs, Bam uses his strength for support as Ville hovers over them. Leaning forward, he presses his lips to Bam’s and moans into his mouth as Jimmy guides Ville onto their cocks. It’s a slow, arduous, erotic process, but it’s one Bam thoroughly enjoys. There aren’t any words, merely animalistic growls, high-pitched whines, and the loud squelch of slick skin. Ville’s tight like a vise on Bam’s cock, and Jimmy’s thick against him as Ville takes them deep inside him.

“I can’t! I can’t-” Ville sobs “’M so full. I can’t.”

“You’re doing so good, baby,” Bam croons “You feel so fucking good around me.”

“Just a little deeper, Valo,” Jimmy urges. “Do it for the birthday boy. Look how happy he is, how much he wants this. You were made to be fucked like this. Made to take it.”

“Fuck- fuck- fuck!” Ville whines, but Jimmy’s words work. Ville’s fully seated, his face covered by his hair. Jimmy reaches between them and takes Ville’s cock in his hand. When he strokes, Ville rolls his hips, and Bam’s eyelids flutter closed.

“Sweet Christ,” he growls, as his nerves sparkle.

It’s as if Ville’s been waiting for just the right moment and he’s chosen it perfectly. Rocking forward, Ville angles his hips and drops down again. Slow at first, Ville undulates, his entire body moving in a way that leaves Bam speechless. He locks eyes with Jimmy, staring into his blue eyes, clouded with lust, and it only takes a moment before Bam's hips are moving as if he no longer controls his own body. When Jimmy rolls against him, Bam’s sure the heavens have opened, and he’s floating on a cloud with angels.

The room feels like a furnace as they fuck into Ville in alternating rhythms. Everything’s slick and hot, lube and sweat mixing with precum pearling at Ville’s tip. Wet, open-mouthed kisses with tongue fucking and filthy suggestions are rampant. Everything’s so good that Bam has only one worry. He’s terrified he’s going to come again, and his birthday treat will end before he’s had his fill. Despite all that he’s already enjoyed, he finds he wants more, more, more. He’s completely greedy, selfish as always.

“I- I need-”

Unable to finish his thought, Bam moans against Ville’s shoulder. He doesn’t want to stop, but he’s desperate to get the plug out of his ass and fill it up with something bigger. Deeper. Hotter. Preferably Jimmy’s perfect cock.

“What, sweetheart?” Ville asks hoarsely. Eyes rolling and sweat plastering his hair to his forehead, Ville is somehow still coherent, Bam has no idea how that’s possible.

“I- please-”

“Anything you want, Bambi, anything.”

“Want to fuck you, sweetheart. Want Jimmy to fuck me too,” he finally manages to speak, although he’s not sure how. His tongue feels swollen from kissing so much and his head’s spinning.

Thankfully, Ville and Jimmy seem to be somewhat more with it because it only takes a few moments before Ville’s flat on the bed with his legs in the air and arms in the air to welcome Bam to him, his hips upward so Bam can see his slick, puffy hole clenching on the air after being stretched wide. Jimmy puts Bam on his hands and knees so he can crawl over Ville. When Jimmy moves behind him, Bam’s brain misfires.

Sinking into Ville easily, Bam growls when Jimmy pulls out the plug and replaces it with his fingers. Alternately, slamming into Ville and shoving back against Jimmy’s touch, he’s flying high. There’s another rip of foil, Jimmy must be putting on a clean condom. It’s only when Jimmy stills his hips and lines himself up that Bam realizes he’s about to get fucked by someone other than Ville. Since Ville always bottoms, it’s been a while since he’s had a cock in his ass. Since before he met Ville.

“Mutti-” he groans, suddenly terrified that the love of his life won’t understand or approve of what’s about to happen. That’s ridiculous, though, considering what’s transpired so far. Burning up with longing, Bam dips his head down and murmurs against Ville’s parted lips, “I love you….I love you for this and for so much else.”

Hesitating, Jimmy grips him firmly as he asks, “You want me to stop?”

“Fuck no,” Ville moans as he clenches on Bam’s cock. “Bam wants to be fucked hard. Isn’t that right, darling?”

Eyes slipping closed, Bam nods “Yeah,” he whimpers “Tear open my ass, Jimmy. You can make it hurt if you want.”

Jimmy feels bigger than he looks, and Bam wonders how the hell Ville took both of them. As Jimmy inches deeper, Bam can’t stop panting. Still stuffed full with Bam’s dick, Ville watches Jimmy over Bam’s shoulder with hazy eyes and wraps his long, lanky legs around them both. For what feels like the millionth time tonight, Bam ponders how he ever got lucky enough to have a boyfriend like Ville and a willing, giving close friend like Jimmy. Bam’s never felt so adored and loved, and it’s thanks to the generosity and enthusiasm of these two men smothering him with attention.

“You ready, Bam-Bam?” Jimmy grumbles into his ear

“God, yes! Yes- yes- yes!”

When Jimmy slams into him, Bam shouts so loudly his throat actually aches. Shoving forward into Ville, Bam drapes himself over Ville’s sculpted torso to rut and grind as his bones turn to jelly. The force of Jimmy’s strokes are enough to push him deeper into Ville, so he doesn’t bother trying to find the strength to fuck into Ville all on his own. Allowing himself to float on endorphins, he can’t hold back the pleasured cries and moans of ecstasy.

Ville’s jerking himself off, driving himself to orgasm. Clenching down on Bam’s dick, Ville grunts with every one of Jimmy’s strokes. His hole grips Bam’s shaft, tormenting him with every single minute movement.

As Jimmy fucks into him, Bam wonders if his ass will ever recover. His hole is stretched wide and burns with every stroke. He feels as if he's being broken open and laid bare, but he can't stop. On the contrary, he wouldn’t mind if Jimmy destroyed him. As long as Ville and Jimmy are there to hold him and put him back together again, he’s more than fine. Eager, even.

Uneven strokes continue to rock Bam, and something in the back of his mind tells him that Jimmy’s held off for long enough. He’s panting and mumbling as he snaps his hips. He must be close, which makes Bam wish he was bare inside him. Being filled with Jimmy’s cum sounds heavenly, but he knows the condom is a safety precaution. Maybe if they continue this, if Jimmy becomes part of his relationship with Ville, then they can go without. The thought pulls a wrecked moan from Bam’s throat, and that’s what it takes for Jimmy to lose it.

Hammering into him, Jimmy calls out, his voice shattering as he tips over the edge. When Ville clenches down on him, Bam's legs buckle and cums as well. Jerking quickly, Ville seeks his release too. It's only moments after Ville finishes that the three of them collapse into a messy heap on the bed while ragged breaths and broken moans fill the room. It's as if none of them could wait a moment longer to succumb to exhaustion.

Too shattered to even think about moving, Bam can barely open his eyes when Ville curls into his side. Slipping in and out of sleep, he’s barely aware of Ville and Jimmy’s movements, the rush of water in the shower, and a low conversation in deep tones. Totally confused, Bam’s not sure how they can keep their eyes open after all that, let alone be coherent enough to function. He stirs when he feels a warm, wet cloth wiping him clean, but it’s the feel of smooth skin moving over him that finally convinces him to open his eyes.

Sighing at the sight of Jimmy and Ville kissing, he starts to fade again until a hand closes over his cock, and he stirs with a soft yelp. Another hand joins it, rubbing and caressing him until he’s panting again “Mutti? Jimmy?” he wails, but neither responds. Instead, Ville drops his head and takes Bam, whose dick is soft but rapidly swelling, into his mouth. He sucks and licks and then pulls off, leaving Bam whining at the loss. Jolts of electricity spark through him, leaving him alternating between overstimulated and floating without a care in the world.

Before he can protest Ville pulling off, Jimmy swallows him down and deep throats him with enthusiasm. After that, they alternate, giving Bam a mind-numbing blowjob that nudges him to the brink so slowly he’s sure he’s going insane. Every time he’s sure he’s about to blow, they have the gall to pull off of him and start over again. When he realizes they’re edging him, he decides to enjoy the exquisite torture and it feels fucking amazing.

“Goddamn!” he grunts. “Happy fucking birthday to me. I’m so- This is- Holy fuck! Please! Please!”

Kissing up and down Bam’s shaft, Ville slobbers all over him, then Jimmy sucks so hard his cheeks hollow out. Arching his back, Bam fists the sheets and chases the feel of tongue, lips, and a loose fist on his dick. Never knowing what’s coming next is torture and bliss. Just when he’s sure he’s going to die from happiness, the feel of hard rubber against his asshole causes him to jump. The plug is back, and it shoots shivers of desire through his body.

“Oh, fuck!” he whimpers. “I’m gonna cum! Don’t stop! Don’t- Motherfucker, I’m gonna-”

A guttural moan tears from his throat, and his cock pulses. He’s cumming again, for the third time in only a few hours, and he’s sure this time will be the end of him. Moaning and thrashing around, Bam pushes against the plug, desperate to get it out but clenching around it at the same time. He can’t take the sensation, shuddering as Ville smears his cum over his rapidly deflating cock.

“Happy birthday, Bambi,” Ville murmurs as he licks and nuzzles his balls “We hope this was everything you wanted it to be.”

Unable to form coherent words, he simply moans as Ville and Jimmy continue to pamper and pet him. His body jerks and twitches under every gentle touch until he’s shivering from overstimulation. Jimmy can’t seem to get enough of him and wet, smacking sounds are a good indication that Ville’s kissing him as they stroke Bam. The three of them are magical together, which pushes Bam to wonder again if there’s the possibility of this becoming a regular thing. If Jimmy would be on board and Ville wouldn’t think he’s no longer enough, Bam could get used to being spoiled just like Ville is.

When Bam’s brain finally comes back online, he staggers to his feet. Ville helps him to shower on his jelly legs and holds him as he washes himself clean. The shower’s big enough that Jimmy steps inside too, but Bam can’t handle more right now. When the water shuts off, he dries off quickly and then tugs on a pair of boxers and a HIM tee before collapsing onto the bed again.

To his delight, Ville and Jimmy join him in the massive bed after putting on their own clothes. He waits for them to arrange themselves before laying his head on Ville’s stomach and staring at the ceiling with his signature mischievous smile.

(Tysm for reading!! I hope this is formatted correctly, I can't tell bc I'm on mobile lol also haven't written a fanfic since middle school so i hope it isn't bad 🫠)

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me and twin matching

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my niche: skater photocards (also jackass and bloodhound gang ones) i love jeremy klein & tony hawk

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Some jackass photocards I've made! Some are customs people requested for a fundraiser i'm doing for immigrant defense project and KIND ♡

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random blinkies i made for my intro post, feel free to use (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

bam margera:

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danger ehren:

raab himself:

tony hawk:

jeremy klein:

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RARE JACKASS IMAGES FROM FLICKR (2009-2010)

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Hey y'all! I'm back! Had a shotty day but I found some shit to cheer me up! I FOUND RARE IMAGES OF THE GUYS AND OTHER JACKASS FAN IMAGES. Some of these really warmed my heart a bit and I thought I should share them with you and the context:

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FAN SHOWS OFF THEIR HAND SIGNED BY BAM. (2009)

Hi so I found an image of when this fan got their hand signed by Bam Margera at an unknown event. It was taken in 2009. This same fan who goes by @ImagiinaryxDark also has some pretty cool HIM/Bam pics to like this one:

This is so gonna be one of y'all's wallpaper.

But yeah shoutout to this fan wherever they are!

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EARLY BAM MARGERA FANART (2009)

REEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE FINDING OLD FANART!!!! This was made by a user named @LeeLove1 and judging by her pfp she was definitely a scene kid!!! She also has another Bam image posted but this one was more clearer. Also kudos and shoutout to her wherever she is!

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CKY CONCERT IN DALLAS TX (2009)

This photo is Hella bhad asf. This was taken at the cky concert held on 7-24-2009. Unfortunately you can't see the guys on stage but the crowd looks lit asf tho.

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BAM TAKING PICS WITH AN ANONYMOUS FAN. (2009)

Yeah this one is soooo cool but hella obsure. Idek what event this is or who this girl is. I think (from context clues) this was taken at a roller derby thing???? Idk but still hella cool.

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GOOFY AHH KNOXVILLE PHOTO (2009)

Before you say "WHeRe THa FOck Is He?!"

Relax. He's in the corner bitch. (Kinda hard to tell right?)

This was taken at the premire of a movie he was in called "The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia." I have no idea wut this movie is or what's it's about (prolly some hillbilly shit.) But he look heppy :)))

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JEFF PUNCHES THE SMACK OUTTA SOMEBODY. (2010)

Idek the context y'all im sorrrrry. I think this was a random film festival? But this is obviously a goofy photo between this dude and Jeff. Seem fun tho :).

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But anyway y'all those are the pics :)))) gonna see if I can maybe find some more cause these were cool. I love finding old shit like this so lemme know wut y'all think.

MAMA OUT!