MH(Hound Rehabilitation)

you guessed it im Marcie and I created Hound#0451 and Handler Leones here i shitpost and ramble about my process or interests She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Don't DM me if you'rejust trying to sell me on some bullshit.

[m-heartfield]

All my butter knives are in the dishwasher.

We fuckin makin do.

[m-heartfield]

Of all the wild shit ive witnessed and characters we traumatized on this site.

...and new kinks unlocked....

Theres one constant force:

The joy that is the group of people who pretend to be a colony of ants... keep it up.

[m-heartfield]

The shelves of derangement and faggotry grow stronger as time goes on...

Bonus:

"Any Last Squirms?"

[m-heartfield]

Been up since 10am of yesterday (its 6:55am)

Forgot how much i struggle to sleep in a hotel bed

Currently in a mental limbo state struggling to put cream cheese on the world's densest bagel while waiting for the burnt hotel coffee to kick in.

Yipee.........

[m-heartfield]

"Combat stim administered!"

..spouse tossed me a low dose Vyvanse when I got home...

Still edging a breakdow-

Never mind I collapsed on my office floor crying when I got home..

Im having a vibe

Love ya mom

But holy fucking shit you stress me the fuck out sometimes!

Im gettin idiot drunk once they leave...

[m-heartfield]

Been up since 10am of yesterday (its 6:55am)

Forgot how much i struggle to sleep in a hotel bed

Currently in a mental limbo state struggling to put cream cheese on the world's densest bagel while waiting for the burnt hotel coffee to kick in.

Yipee.........

[m-heartfield]

Realized I need to work on writing combat

Needed ref material and the 1$ paperbacks part of the store had my ass covered in spades!

(And one of the rare ass original print re book!)

[m-heartfield]

Let the chaos begin.

Slipped one into a zaku model box

[m-heartfield]

Drunk vix thought....

Is the doom slayer a hound?

He had 2 handlers.. the maykers and Hayden...

Im just sayin..

[m-heartfield]

Other note: my handler fuckin lost it.

Fucker went and spent weeks building their own version of Linux from scrap for cobol work.

Fucker was giggling while going through the pile of Old office desktops in their workshop muttering about a cluster.

..if your Handler works in IT. Run.

[m-heartfield]

Welp anxiety has been reduced.

She hasnt changed in the slightest. Still a creature. Just whiter hair.

.she gave me: some makeup, clothes, tin of squirrel bones, and a tumbleweed she found and named "Timothy "

.first words to me after hugging me: "holy shiiit your skin is so fuckin soft!!" No stumbles just called me by my chosen name naturally.. (totally didnt try not to cry when she said "Marcie! Its been so long! When I answered the door"

.as soon as I help her getting stuff into their hotel room first words: alright check the headboards for hand prints.. oh shit looks like a suction cup imprint!

...both her and my sibling started just chanting "DILDO CONFIRMED!"

Sibling: the cuck chair has seen better days....

They also joined the gender fuck club.

They started hrt! So proud!

...a dangerous combo has formed.

.Enby gremlin in film school

. gremlin daughter who shitposts and writes mechsplo and body horror...

...welcome to the fucking Heartfield household... its all creatures!

Also found out my dad turned into a loser podcaster/ gamer... TF DO YOU MEAN HE GAVE UP ON CYBERPUNK HALF WAY THROUGH!? THE THIRD ACT FUCKS. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE PHANTOM LIBERTY!

"He likes story games he says but only plays heavy rain..."

GET THIS FUCKER DISCO ELYSIUM AND YAKUZA 0 STAT!

I digress. I think im gonna be extra fun when I hit 50 like her... shes somehow more unhinged than me still.

Getting the Adam Handlers in the mail was the cherry on top.

FINALLY I HAD A GOOD DAY.

these past few weeks have been fucking my shit up hard.

For extra cosmic irony.

.our old family business was a pet store and my mom would train dogs...

.....jfc.

[m-heartfield]

8 years and fuckin 14 adventures...

-MFF: 6(best source for paperback smut)

-FWA: 4 (best food spread and gods i love the fuckin MARTA...fuck takin uber from the airport.. heres 2$ im arriving in style!)

-F^2: 4 (great source of trauma!)

...I need a new board.

[m-heartfield]

No one:

Glue eating pilot to Hols left arm:

[m-heartfield]

I think my soup brain figured it out....

Does this look accurate?

If this is correct im gonna sit for a minute and relish in my denseness.

Cus this is what I deal with in my free time:

[thehangarqueen]

Yes, just remove the quotes or they will show up in the name.

[m-heartfield]

Welp time to sit...cus jfc this has been driving me up the wall for a month.

Thank you.

[m-heartfield]

I think my soup brain figured it out....

Does this look accurate?

If this is correct im gonna sit for a minute and relish in my denseness.

Cus this is what I deal with in my free time:

[m-heartfield]

Its been one year since I painted this magnum opus.

Had two friends drunk as shit praying to it like some fuckin diety one movie night.

This fucker actively does psychic damage to anyone in my house.

Behold:

[m-heartfield]

Yknow showing my goofy ass an animated text generator was a terrible idea tbh

When will you fuckers learn?

Oh well~

[m-heartfield]

The local community here has a a diverse cast.

350 furries.

The divine irony.

Theres one Hound/vix: my goofy ass

Then theres:

The one floret that bullies me

Meanwhile my fucking Handler: "its too funny to interrupt....bested by a fucking house cat!"

.. laugh it up. But who do you keep sending out to find the plant ladies weird pet when It gets too fucking high and wanders off at cons?! ME!

...and who keeps records of all our sessions dear handler? Me. I swear if I left for a few days youd never find your car keys....

I digress...

Second rate sheboingery is what I get into at cons...or outside work...

"What are you like Irl?"

Shrimple.

Take Hols and Leones and tone down the trauma and squish them together and presto: that bitch.

..im really not escaping the bottom allegations now huh?....fuck!

[winter-196]

Welcome to the club dearie, 196 is us in life and write. The trauma just looks a little different, but otherwise. Is same.

That being said, good to have insight at the chicanery cons can cause. We look forward to it.

[m-heartfield]

Do we dare pack Leones uniform for maximum chicanery?

[winter-196]

You pack Leones' uniform, we'll pack our Special boots. They're the same model as our standard issues, but...well... Let's just say they're kept pristine.

[m-heartfield]

Ill pack that and Hols fit her Tabi boots are so comfy..

Leones boots are old western boots with old world wooden heels for maximum click clack on hard tiling.. . Shes basically a diet Pepsi NCR ranger.

[winter-196]

Ro Search ripples on both, 1984 issue. Professional and ridged, for as much surface area and grip.

[m-heartfield]

Hols core boots

Real "sneaky peaky hours"

[winter-196]

..... We'll pack our own old tabi boots.....fuck....Vix thing?

[m-heartfield]

Maybe? They comfy And silent.

[winter-196]

Holy shit wait, you have the same set we do.

[m-heartfield]

Again. They're comfy and get the job/sortie don.. hehehhehe vix shenanigans...

[winter-196]

Ugh.....soon...soon the shenanigans shall unfold.

[monarchpilotsmechs]

This conversation is perfect enrichment in my enclosure :3

[m-heartfield]

Adam Handler phase 3 is involved...

[monarchpilotsmechs]

PHASE THREE??????

[m-heartfield]

Oh wait until phase 4

Hehehehe

[monarchpilotsmechs]

PHASE FOUR??? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US????

[m-heartfield]