[m-o-jin]

Don't call me Rumpelstiltskin the way I be taking your firstborn

[m-o-jin]

Don't call me Rumpelstiltskin the way I be taking your firstborn

[spextronaut]

communism more like cummunism

[m-o-jin]

I'm pet starved who wants to form a pet circle

[m-o-jin]

"omg its 9:11 make a wish"

[m-o-jin]

Third coffee of the day save me third coffee of the day

[m-o-jin]

You don't know it yet John but I'm coming for you and we're going to be the bestest of friends<3

[m-o-jin]

I'm convinced my friends are the coolest people on earth and I need them to not explode

[m-o-jin]

Sigh if only there was someone who could drive over here and paint my nails for me

[m-o-jin]

All I want at the moment is for someone to pet me like a dog

[m-o-jin]

Today all I've done is frolicked, panicked, and taken 123456789 selfies

[napkineater]

I know it feels like the world is gonna end but like, they keep learning new things about fish and that’s gotta count for somethin

[m-o-jin]

Yesterday my sister unprompted told me I looked like Sweeney Todd, today she unprompted told me I looked like a Mormon. I think this is her way of complimenting me🙂‍↕️

[m-o-jin]

Speed walking around my house with a blanket and pretending I'm snape

[m-o-jin]

Imaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspazimaspaz

[m-o-jin]

Stress eating cheese and pretending I'm a rat

[m-o-jin]

Why can't people be more like Edward Cullen :(