🏳️‍🌈Spencer🖖🏻

He/him, ageless being Follow me on Ao3: shark_tsunami pfp: wolf!

[spextronaut]

“But tread the water, child, and know that meanwhile / Rises the moon” /lyr

Hi hello!! Welcome to the den that is my blog!! Intro post under the cut

✧.* basic info ✧.*

• I use he/him pronouns, and thats my preference, but you can also use neopronouns for me! star/moon/pup/woof/mew/paw/purr/claw/bark/shark are all chill, i’ll prolly update the list as i feel like it :3

• assigned bidoof

• I play grimace in the mcdonaldsverse, @grimace-mcdonalds

• my asks are always open unless people are weird/mean about it. I encourage going in there and yapping! always happy to listen :))

✧.* interests + hobbies ✧.*

!! bold is current interests, italics are hyperfixations, bold + italics are special interests, and normal is casual interests !!

Crochet, drawing, writing, kandi, Doctor Who, Minecraft, the Life Series, Hermitcraft, Supernatural, Shoot From the Hip (sfth), Star Trek, Drawfee, Fantasy High, Gilmore Girls, BBC Merlin, House M.D., dungeons & dragons, the SADTverse (my d&d campaigns’ universe), Pokemon, Stardew Valley, dinosaurs, sharks, Greek mythology, etc etc

✧.* my boundaries ✧.*

• basic dni applies, dont be racist/misogynistic/any phobics/ableist/etc. just don’t be an ass

• don’t steal my art / remove my watermark

• keep things civil, I’m a real person behind the bidoof face

• please use tone tags when talking to me! I can be very tone deaf

• I block very freely, i will block you if you make me feel uncomfortable or upset me

✧.* tags ✧.*

#noisemaker = original text posts

#dino draws = my art :D

#the fleas got me = posts I make when I feel sick/unwell/off

#stories from the stars = answering asks

#yearn posting = what it says on the tin. yearning

#melonmaxxing = ties into the yearn posting. the saga of me trying to collect melons to give The Guy

✧.* my mutuals!! ✧.*

(if you don’t want to be tagged, lmk and ill remove you :3)

#the constellations = all my moots

#we’re just clownin around = @scutchy

#soulmates aren’t just lovers you know = @empyreaann

#this cat is filled with determination = @flowersdontgrowl

#shark tooth = @songofanemoia

#glitter in the light = @aztro-pb

#monster hunter = @icaru5-12 / @jaundice-dweebus

#ribbit ribbit = @its-oliver-bitches

#slimecatouille = @the-rage-of-ares

#rainbowflavoredpumpkin = @rainbow-dragon-with-cats

#bee drinking tea = @ambersong-lilac-reblogs / @matchaandsoftserve

@kittykatsune @wolfe-houler @ratf13nd @candyheartdoe @reffitt-blog1 @readytospock @myboobsaresentientbeeings @napkineater @m-o-jin

✧.* graphics collection ✧.*

credits: moth & paw divider by @somebitchprobably-graphicdump , rest of the dividers by @pixopix , and the stamps are by @neosprites

[comment-tube]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[001x456]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[s0lace-1n-s0l1tude]

No but like actually

Which one

Tits

Ass

Thighs

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

Now obviously personality matters and primes above all but this is not what this is about

We're talking purely physical here

And yeah obviously gender neutral since obviously anyone can have these

[uglylittlesweetheart]

I'm a natural born faggot

[nondelphic]

writing is all fun and games until the scene requires a location

[pseudophan]

made me think of some of you <3

[lonelyroommp3]

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

[elodieunderglass]

I’d approve that one, it adds context

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

im sorry @greytune you cannot leave this in the tags

[arteei]

i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[hypokeimena]

[image description: three tweets by grovy 🥭 @/grovymango. first is a tweet with attached selfie; tweet reads: its me and my buck teeth against the world, over a photo of a youthful asian woman with long hair, huge glasses, and, yes, buck teeth.

the other two tweets quote tweet this original selfie, and read: Young men in my dms please stop flirting with me i am 38 years old // Before dming me just know auntie likes wearing the strap /end description]

[heartattackinblackdye]

bitches love me for my trans swag and hate for life

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[napkineater]

My dick is as long as the power of friendship will allow

[napkineater]

Turns out, not very. Kids shows have pretty strict policies around that sorta thing

[ask-the-greed-ler-anything-blog]

Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m straight but this gif makes my prostate clench it kinda hurts 

[april132009]

[chzdavmpr]

This feels like finding a vintage grenade in a box and pulling the pin