“We'll show 'em Heaven below / And give 'em Hell up above / We got that blood moon love” /lyr
Hi hello!! Welcome to my orbit!! Intro post under the cut
✧.* basic info ✧.*
• matching themes with my amazing wonderful husband who i love so much @big--naturals <333
• I use he/him pronouns, and thats my preference, but you can also use neopronouns for me! star/moon/pup/woof/mew/paw/purr/claw/bark/shark are all chill, i’ll prolly update the list as i feel like it :3
• assigned bidoof
• I play grimace in the mcdonaldsverse, @grimace-mcdonalds
• my asks are always open unless people are weird/mean about it. I encourage going in there and yapping! always happy to listen :))
✧.* interests + hobbies ✧.*
!! bold is current interests, italics are hyperfixations, bold + italics are special interests, and normal is casual interests !!
Crochet, drawing, writing, kandi, Doctor Who, Minecraft, the Life Series, Hermitcraft, Supernatural, Shoot From the Hip (sfth), Star Trek, Drawfee, Fantasy High, Gilmore Girls, BBC Merlin, House M.D., dungeons & dragons, the SADTverse (my d&d campaigns’ universe), Pokemon, Stardew Valley, dinosaurs, sharks, Greek mythology, etc etc
✧.* my boundaries ✧.*
• basic dni applies, dont be racist/misogynistic/any phobics/ableist/etc. just don’t be an ass
• don’t steal my art / remove my watermark
• keep things civil, I’m a real person behind the bidoof face
• please use tone tags when talking to me! I can be very tone deaf
• I block very freely, i will block you if you make me feel uncomfortable or upset me
✧.* tags ✧.*
#noisemaker = original text posts
#dino draws = my art :D
#the fleas got me = posts I make when I feel sick/unwell/off
#stories from the stars = answering asks
#yearning = what it says on the tin. yearning. oftentimes talking about my husband <3
✧.* my mutuals!! ✧.*
(if you don’t want to be tagged, lmk and ill remove you :3)
#the constellations = all my moots
#we’re just clownin around = @scutchy <333
#my deer naturals = @big--naturals <333
#soulmates aren’t just lovers you know = @empyreaann
#this cat is filled with determination = @flowersdontgrowl
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phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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