🌈🌟Ready For Takeoff!💫🛸

🫧⭐️they/he/it⭐️🫧 💚☀️perpetually curious☀️💚 🌸⛅️I love bees and my husband⛅️🌸 ~~~​💖🪲💖~~~ 💫”and even when I’m quiet…💫 🌱I promise”🌱

[napkineater]

"Moving right along in search of good times and good news (with good friends you can’t lose!)”

Hello, and welcome! <3

My name's Bugzie (though a decent amount of people here call me Red). As for pronouns, I'm fine with any and all of them, and would really rather you mix 'em up when talking about me, but otherwise I tend to enjoy they/he/it. (Pronoun page currently under reconstruction!)

That’s as short a summary as I can give, but there’s a longer one under the cut 🌱

Boo!! Cat drawing under cut! It’s me :)))

(Drawn by my lovely friend @justaqueerlittleone)

ok, now that it's just you and me, here's some more random stuff about me! I'm rather amazing, though, so don't say I didn't warn you.

I’m young and dumb and don’t mean to be rude!! If say something that I shouldn’t, get a fact wrong, or fuck up, TELL ME!! I won’t know otherwise, and I won’t get upset at you in response. Promise.

I'm aroace, but being aromantic is a bigger part of my identity than being ace is. Im also trans! (Which way? I dunno. Figure it out)

I'm still a minor (over 16), so please don't be weird

I love people, I love talking to people, I love taking care of people. I'm very much a people person, feel free to chat with me!

I love love love love love the music by both Bug Hunter and the Narcissist Cookbook. Especially Pinecones, Good Morning Sunshine, (go listen to it) and the Simplest Words

Very much Neurodivergent. (Diagnosed with a few things. Not your business what tho.)

no matter how much I like you, I'll always like my cat more, sorry. (in my defense, she's really fluffy)

IRL I wear alien antenna attached to my headphones every day. it's important to me that you know that

I hate James Joyce with a burning passion

Nature time is necessary enrichment for me, or else I get all sad and stuff

I’m cringe COOL as all shit (don’t be surprised by this. Know what you’re getting into)

I LOVE MY HUSBAND!!!! aka my QPR partner, and she's like, the best person ever.

now time for a good ol' list of interests! Both fandoms, as well as general things I'm passionate about.

the Magnus archives

poetry, shocking, I know.

I was a teenage exocolonist

Phineas and Ferb (genderqueer Buford. I’m right.)

Project Hail Mary (oh my GOD project Hail Mary this is #1 rn)

sewing

making stuff in general, tbh

psychology

My little pony (Applejack is my favorite of the mane 6)

Midnight burger (but I haven’t gotten completely caught up yet, so no spoilers beyond season 3 please!)

as for tags I use, there's these! Some are an actual system, but some are just what I use frequently. I don’t tag reblogs

sum1 help me - generally just blunders of everyday life. I use this one a lot

I'm so confused - look man, life is confusing

usamerican politics - this is the tag I use for any political stuff I post or reblog

everyone shut up it's outside time - i love going outside. Outside time things

napkin moots - stuff regarding my mutuals (I adore y’all)

give me my husband back - stuff about @sk8bored123 , my qpr partner

Chatting with the void - original posts I’ve made. Shitposts, random thoughts, general stuff.

💛🐝 - apparently I’m the bee moot! Any posts about bees use this tag :)

Puddle on the living room floor - my less positive posts. (Lyric from the simplest words by TNC)

Important - either actually important things or just my personal favorites. I’m very subjective on the concept of “important”.

Meow. - whenever I’m a cat. This actually happens more than you’d think! (Btw, I always welcome cats in my ask box!!)

Anonymeows!💞 - my anons!! Because apparently I have those?!! Thank you so much!! Half of them are cats, but the rest are still this. (Anons with sign offs get their own tags too)

Letters from friends - ask box stuff!

I also run two other active accounts! @sugarbugzie - my art account

@mcdonalds-alien - my character account for the officalverse

BEFORE YOU MOOT ME:

I don’t have a real DNI list (other than James Joyce DNI), but I block freely. If you have minors DNI in your bio, i'm blocking you.

I will block you if I see you hating on anyone for existing or being proud of who they are.

if you Dm me (which I’m fine with) please send a message other than just “hello” or “hi”. Otherwise I won’t respond. If you have a specific question, say it initially. If you don’t, ask me something silly! Like, ask my favorite bird. Just so I know you’re a real person, please!!!

accessibility on my blog:

I am so sorry, but my blog generally isn’t accessible for screen readers or visual accessibility. I use non-plain text, and don’t use image descriptions or alt text. Feel free to block me if needed.

I do often use tone indicators, primarily /gen (genuine) and /j (joking). I do not use tone indicators all the time, only if the person I’m talking to has specified on their blog that they need or prefer them, or when I find that I personally would need them. I will not use them if who I’m talking to doesn’t like them. if I use /hj (half joking) I will specify what I’m joking about)

Also more art:

Alien cat is me, and I fear the other people deactivated. I leave this as a calling card of sorts

and ummm, that's all I can think to add for now. see ya!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[satan-offical]

"hopeslop this" "hopeslop that" WHO CARES 🌈☀️💕✨☀️🌈💕☀️✨☀️✨🌈✨ I GOT A LOT OF HOPE FOR THIS WORLD 🌈✨💕🌈☀️✨💕🌈☀️✨💕🌈💕✨

[agentlove]

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[napkineater]

I really appreciate all my high school science teachers but they make the WORST slideshows aesthetic wise

[napkineater]

I’m not even in school at this part of the year. It’s just so bad that it stuck with me months and even YEARS later

[napkineater]

I really appreciate all my high school science teachers but they make the WORST slideshows aesthetic wise

[orphetoon]

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

[kitkenk]

sometimes i forget not everyone is at least a little bit of a furry. what do you mean you don't have animal ears. not even a tail to swish? that's so sad :(

[fidelcostco]

here's a trick for getting this stain out. did you know you can make that dish in batches and it freezes great? that's actually really easy to fix, you only need a screwdriver and a replacement hinge. I can show you if you want. I can't buy you a new one, but maybe this will help. maybe the info will serve you one day. most people don't realize you can ask for a discount on those types of purchases, did you know? here's how I would try. maybe this will save you a little money. I don't have anything else to offer you. I hope it's enough. it's not much, but this'll balance the flavor and make cheap taste fantastic, it's crazy right? I wish I had more to give you. I've heard of that before, here's what someone I know tried. maybe that'll save you some time and worry. you can buy that part and do it yourself, let me take a look. here's what I would do. let's give it a shot. it's ugly, but it works. I hope that fixes it. I hope I made things easier for you.

[fidelcostco]

can you hear the "I love you" between every sentence? if you listen closely, it's repeating over and over and over, every time you keep trying, owing your life a thousand times over to the ones who came before, to the ones surviving alongside you. keep trying, I love you, I hope this helps, I love you, we'll find a way, i love you. in the heartbeats of silence, I love you. there's nothing else I can give you, I love you. this is all I have. I love you.

[fidelcostco]

this post is dedicated to my dad btw. many dads suck but he was awesome, and if your dad sucks then he would've basically adopted you without hesitation as he did with multiple children, but he can't do that anymore. so I'm adopting you now. everyone say hi Dad

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP 

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

[wickerwight]

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

[hudconvent]

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[the-haiku-bot]

- mockup of results

from my new search engine called

“Google OCD”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.