Sorry if I don’t write for a while y’all I’m just really out of it this week.
I’m entering one of my “you’re literally so stupid everyone hates you you’re a disappointment to your mom how could anyone actually like you no one is actually your friend they all think you’re stupid and annoying this is why you didn’t go to college all your fears are true look at yourself” arcs
I wish I could win one of the billion dollar lotteries the usa has had over the years that way I could give all y’all like a million each and we could rent a giant mansion somewhere and hang out for a week
ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS ZERO IT MEANS I GET TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE LET THE TISM WIN YIPEEE
I took this one I decided mmm trans cat Dick. Having them- It’s gonna be a…. Stretch to say the least. Maybe even c-section. I dunno… Dick will be fine but he’s definitely not letting Slade knock him up again anytime soon. He barely lets Slade knot him for a good five months. (Six years later though there is a completely different conversation that ends with another kid on the way…..)
Hybrids they exist but are more rare but with Slade’s enhancements it was kinda a given it would happen - The kids are hybrids. One looks a hell of a lot like Dick but is the biggest house cat you’ve ever seen, she’s got one ear that is bigger then the other and flops more like a wolf then a cat. The other is a wolf but acts a bit too cat like for her to just be wolf, she actually has one ear that’s clearly a cat’s and one that’s clearly a wolf’s. They’re both insanely fluffy compared to Dick’a short fur.
aww I love this ♥♥ hybrid cubs/pups! Do you plan to write something longer abt it? Or is it gonna be just a snippet? It could be really cute writing something with the little ones too :3
I never thought I would write it but I honestly I might?? We’ll see I might just add more snippets
I dunno but y’all deserve to know they call them the terrible twins cause they are evil at points.
The little wolf decides she can land like her sister can cause she’s basically a cat. (She breaks a vase or three in the manor over the years) and the little cat likes growling at people even thought it sounds like a fucked hiss
I like a lot the idea of Slade being a vanilla guy, and Dick being the kinky one in their relationaship
Please thats so fun
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Slade could see Dick in the shower across the room. He slips over and gently opens the door, he fully stops when he sees what Dick is doing.
“Hey baby.” Slade blinks a the fact his boyfriend is currently fucking himself. The water is running down Dick’s shoulders making him look like a god. “You just gonna watch me?” Dick fucks the dildo harder in and jerks forward. He catches himself on the shelf. Slade can only watch in shock.
“I love you.” Dick snorts and stands. He clenches so the cock doesn’t fall out of himself. He tosses his arms around Slade’s neck. “Love you too! Now can you bend me over and call me a slut or am I going to have to do it myself?” Slade flushes red. He gently touches Dick’s hips. “You’re not a slut though. You’re mine and you’re loyal.” Dick blushes but shakes his head. “Pretend for me?”
Slade can’t ever refuse his boyfriend anything. He leans down and kisses Dick softly. “Anything for you birdy.” Dick apparently relaxes and the dildo falls out of him. It’s one of Dick’s uh. More non human ones. “Bend me over and fuck me full hon.” Slade lightly blushes. Jesus Dick wants to kill him one of these days.
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“So can I talk you into extreme wax play? Oh! Or pet play where I get to crawl around and you’re my owner?”
“Jesus Christ Dick. Lucky I love you.”
Follow up to the shifter au I made earlier but now it’s a follow up with stuffed with wolf pups Dick.
Also made Dick a little blood thirsty but in a way it makes Slade horny LMAO
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Dick could only stare in the full length mirror. He’s barely four months along and already he looks like he’s 7 months pregnant with kittens. He knew breeding with a wolf would change him but he never expected this.
“Slade! Get your idiot self down here and look what you did to me!” There’s a thud from the living room, Dick smiles. At least his idiot knows when to obey him. There’s arms wrapped around his waist that Dick leans back into. “I’m lookin baby my god.”
Slade lets his hands drift farther down only to get slapped by Dick. “You don’t touch until you apologize for this.” Slade glances in the mirror and can feel his tail start wagging. He can’t help it. His mate all knocked up with a litter is the best sight he’s had in months. Years even. “My mate pregnant with our two pups?” Dick smacks him again. “I’m huge Slade. HUGE. I look like I’m pregnant with like five kittens.”
Slade lets out a small growl, and his fingers tense on Dick’s hips. “Could you imagine I’m going to keep you pregnant for years.” Dick spins in his arms and hisses. “I swear to god I would ruin you. Murder you and put you in so many pieces you won’t ever be able to come back from it. I’d carve your other eye out and keep it on a necklace around my neck.” Slade moans, he can’t help it. He’s always had a thing for bloodthirsty partners, even better when they’re threatening him so thoroughly he believes it with his soul.
“I would let you-” Dick laughs and pats his cheek. “You wouldn’t see it coming. There’s no letting me. I’d give the kids to Wintergreen for the night and you’d be dead in hours.” Slade dives for a kiss. Dick sinks his fangs into his lip, they both moan. Slade finally lets his hands drift over Dick’s stomach. “Our pups.” Dick grins at him and scrapes his shoulder with his claws “ours.”
Shifter au where everyone has an animal they can change into, Dick is a house cat, good balance, small, can jump great lengths. Slade is a Wolf, deadly, likes killing things, fluffy and bitey.
So they’ve got a thing going on for a while. They can full shift into animals or half shift. Kinda depends on what they want. One day Slade gets dosed with some experimental poison that’s supposed to take down shifters to their animal state and keep them there. He drags himself back to Dick’s safe house, he needs someone he can trust with thumbs. Dick is the logical choice. He slips up the stairs until he can smell Dick, he claws at the apartment door until it’s opened. When Dick opens the door as sees this giant gray wolf he knows it’s Slade. The wolf shoves past him and nudges him until he’s at the desk. They learn that the poison will wear itself off after a few days. The first two are fine. Dick goes out at night Slade watches shit cowboy movies. By the third night Slade can hear Dick fuck himself in the shower. He’s over it. He wants his kitty now.
When Dick gets out of the shower he gently bites his arm and drags him to bed. Dick obeys thinking he just wants cuddles like he has the past few nights. He’s so wrong. Slade rips the towel off of Dick. He noses down and licks everywhere he can reach, Dick is whining as high as he can. He’s terrified cause of all the teeth and while he fucked himself there absolutely wasn’t enough for a wolf knot. Slade has knotted him before in human form but never like this. It’s fast, dirty and slick, Slade can barely think besides wanting to fuck Dick full. Irrational thought considering he can’t get pregnant but no matter. Dick half shifts part of the way through, he claws at the sheets he digs marks into the headboard. When Slade finally knots him he screams. Slade bites him harder then he’s ever bitten him before. Dick can only lay there with his legs wrapped around Slade’s waist. He’s crying from the stretch and the overstimulation, Dick keeps petting Slade’s head though. About 45 minutes later the knot fades enough they can pull apart. Dick is wreaked. Slade desperately needs to eat him out though, he loves making Dick cry. He nips at him until he rolls over, plants a giant paw in his back and dives down.
His tongue can reach so much farther then normal. Dick is sobbing into the pillows by the end of it all.It takes another week for Slade to turn back human. You better believe Dick didn’t leave the house during that week. Slade wouldn’t let him leave. Kept him in bed and laid on him, growled and nipped when Dick tried to leave. Dick stopped trying to leave by the second day. He’s a mess by the end. When Slade finally turns back he promises to never do that again. Only for Dick to say if he never does it again he’s never getting in his bed again. He loved it. It completely changed his perspective on knots. He begs Slade for it now. Slade has to wonder if he broke Dick a little with that week, but he doesn’t care. He’s got a cute little kitty in his lap just begging for a knot. He’d be stupid to argue