waiting round the bend, my huckleberry friend

"There's the whole world at your feet. And who gets to see it but the birds, the stars and the chimney sweeps." BostonKid .:Molly:25:. _____________________

[punkpeache-deactivated20191015]

reblog this with what state you’re from and what neighboring state you like to make fun of. I’m from Ohio and I like to make fun of Indiana. cause they only have corn, Mike Pence, and one cool city. that’s it.

[humorblr]

[thebootydiaries]

“this isn’t a competition you guys”

-me in last place

[why-d0-i-exist]

My heart

[freak-priest]

gOD HE’S SO TEENY

[justanoutlawfic]

I don’t think Paris liked Dean after he yelled at Rory in the spa episode. Logan broke Rory’s heart one too many times.

But Paris liked Jess. He was well read and liked food.

[hymnsofheresy]

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[eroscestlavie]

Church basement aesthetics:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat

Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece 

[ebolazaire]

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

[red-isotope-deactivated20181109]

I can smell this post

[surprisebitch]

this applies to Mormon churches too

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[homochondriac]

the truman show dir. peter weir

[meanplastic]

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[stmort]

David Bowie photoshoot in 1967

[sktagg23]

[digitaldiscipline]

Y’ALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE, BUZZ FUCKING ALDRIN

[mrdsc1010]

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1087836411183525888

[candiikismet]

It’s true and she should say it.

[homofied]

Her response to that was writing an essay as to why she was right. I fucking love her

[hillaryrodhamsclinton-deactivat]

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isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

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blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

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extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

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ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

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… followed