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she/they, shrockey blog i guess but sometimes twisters, top gun maverick, smosh, bridgerton, and the one chicago unverse among other fanish things

[calsvoid]

canes what the fuck i trusted you

[sweetwhimsy]

fraser minten & connor bedard randomly showing up in willmack fics to make the function that bit gayer

[meowriimo]

"why would i say sorry i'm gonna pay for it"

[calsvoid]

anyone who criticizes mack’s riding has to consider that they didn’t give him a fair chance. he was in the air balancing on a thin stick and we all know will has anything but a thin dick i mean what

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[f1vegas]

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[crisisthegirl]

i kid you not the day they trade sam dickinson is the day i leave tumblr and stop following hockey idc thats MY teal dick

[sweetwhimsy]

like i get what warso is saying and i do truly believe him. i believe he wants what's best for his players and he has a good relationship with will. but blending lines mid game and benching players as a punishment and making them feel shit about themselves just doesn't sit right with me

[goldnskye]

he's so pretty it actually hurts

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[zostapchuks]

graffer as textposts <3

[runafi]

ik we've already discussed in great detail how funny the difference in 271's offseasons are but seriously. i cannot believe we get airbnb posting mack riding a hockey stick on main immediately after will smith softball

[etheltempest]

we got a high quality pic of doby with the desbiens stop sign necklace!!!

[rocketpuck]

everything is ok in mtl hockey world rn. victoire have taken over the city as rightful queens AND habs celebrating now that they don't have to carry the burden of taking out v*gas <3

[andygbt]

"he just??? sits on minten??? ... the puck's under minten again!? he's like, get away from me!!!"

[hearteyesilya]

🥰 montreal goalies 🥰

[andromeda--17]

Listen, ill admit i dont know a lot about cole caulfield, but i have to say if cole was cursed by a witch and turned into a dog, this is the dog he'd be, i feel like the stanley pup puppy chosen to represnt the habs, really captures the essence of cole with the dog they named after him