TW: Mentions of Consensual Sex and Off-Screen Violence. I Am Coping, But I Am Also Pissed. Be Patient, I Beg of You.
Live Dove: Tender and Sweet.
Youâd been a little confused when Satoru came home uncharacteristically giddy in spite of the bitingly cold February weather, and a little more than confused when he said he had something to show you, took you by the arm, and teleported you out of your apartment entirely (after waiting for you to give your clear and enthusiastic consent, of course). You had no idea where he was taking you, but it only took a single second of whipping your head in either direction, a single glimpse of those awful bright yellow curtains and tacky eagle rug, to know where you were.
âSatoru,â you gasped, and his grin widened. âIs this the oval office?â
âThe one and only.â His voice was low and smug, his tone more than enough to prove that he already knew you like your surprise. Wrapping an arm around your waist, he swept the content the presidential desk in the floor with his free hand and lifted you onto its outer edge, placing himself in the space between your open legs as if brought there by a gravitational pull. You draped your arms around his neck, pulling him into a long, deep kiss as sweet as apple pie, or funnel cake, or other true symbols of American culture that were formed through a broad, grassroot endearment rather than a bunch of gross old men deciding theyâd look cool on a flag three-hundred years ago.
Reminded of gross old men, you pulled away with another sharp gasp. âBut, âtoru, what if he catches us?â
You had no problem with getting your back blown out by your loving boyfriend in one of the most sacred rooms in the United States, but if that lead-paint poisoned geezer happened to walk in (if he even could walk on his own, anymore), itâd totally ruin the mood. Satoru only laughed. âDonât worry, baby,â And then, flashing you a quick wink, âI made sure to clear the place out for us.â
âSatoru, you didnât!â
âGuess some fascists just canât handle their blunt force damage,â he said, shrugging. Suddenly, your expression dropped, and Satoru noticed right away. âWhatâs wrong, baby?â
âWell, itâs not that the racist, senile felon didnât deserve to have his skull caved in by a bisexual transgender man â since, yâknow, weâre both bisexual and transgender.â Satoru nodded, affirming the fact that you two were similarly transgender and also bisexual, which you were. âItâs just â now that misogynistic white supremacist who jerks off to Margaret Atwoodâs The Handmaidâs Tale every night before fucking his couch is going to be president, and that that kind of sucks too.â
âJames David Vance?â Â Satoru asked, refusing to use his initially and therefore highlighting how stupidly pretentious his name was. âYou think too little of me, sweetheart.â
Possibly for the third time, you gasped. âIs heâŚ?â
âMhm. Took care of him right before I came home, got him right as he was coming out of his filler appointment. Beat him to death with a copy of his own book and everything, after leaving it a one-star review on Goodreads, of course.â Again, he shrugged, but smile gave away his self-satisfaction. âItâs all in a dayâs work for the worldâs strongest and most politically active sorcerer, I guess.â
âBut, if that pathetic old man and his castrated lapdog are both dead, then whoâs the president?â
âCheck the news, baby.â
You fished your phone out of your pocket as Satoru sucked hickeys into your neck, obviously waiting until he had your full attention to go further. Again, you gasped. You were starting to lose count of how many times thatâd happened, so far. âAbortions and insulin are provided upon request and also free now?!â
âOh, wait, are they?â You turned your screen in his direction, and Satoru hummed in approval. Everyoneâs quality of life had gotten a lot better since your good friend, Nanami Kento, was placed onto the Supreme Court in the final days of Bidenâs term. âSick. Not what I was talking about, though â scroll down.â
You scrolled down, and gasped once more. Your throat was starting to hurt. âEveryone in the countryâs unanimously ellected the first female president?â
âNot just any female president,â he said, smirking and tapping on a trust-worthy article from a reliable and non-partisan source. âSay her name for me, baby.â
The final gasp you gaspt was the loudest and most gasp-like of all.
I canât help but love people. I want so much for so many people and I hope they can feel it when I look at them. I want them to know that there is someone hoping for the best for them everyday.
I think thereâs peace to be found in realizing when people donât care about you. When you stop making excuses for them and finally accept that they arenât going to make an effort like they said they would. Thatâs when you can move on and stop blaming yourself.
i love writing club scenes bc there is nothing hotter than having someone holding your hips moving you in time with them while you stare up in someone elseâs eyes as they hold their vape at your lips for you to wrap your lips around and suck in, eyes on your lips as you blow it back out at them and and and and
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