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This is a weird timeline. Deadpool!! He/him/they! Pansexual, and 29 y/o (Maybe trans idk yet lol)

[m0uthy-merc]

Hello Tumblr!

Hey everybody! You know me, your local merc with the mouth, butttt just in case you’re lame and you don’t, heres a quick introduction!!

This is a blog where the mod decided one day on a whim to roleplay as me. A brief summary of who I am is a local mercenary who makes lewd jokes and has somehow saved the world a few times!

Please interact; I’m always welcome to other roleplay blogs so don’t be afraid to drop in and say hello, I also love to see everyone’s art so if you wanna tag me in some cool or funny shit don’t be afraid to!

Will be shot and killed on sight; a fun way of saying go away/don’t do this: no hate! Dont romanticize minors! And please for the love of god, don’t spam me.

Quick rules!! (I mean come on guys, do I really have to say this? It’s common sense)

We respect everyone here, despite making horny jokes and making fun of shit, I absolutely do not support racism or homophobia

I’m not here for venting!! Sure if you’re having a bad time I’m all for busting up bad guys and grabbing some chimichangas after (you’re paying btw) but I am not your personal therapist (though if you need some advice for something then hit me up ;3 no guarantee it’ll be good though)

To my children fans, there is no guarantee that this blog will be SFW, so shoo and protect your innocent eyes

proshipping/darkshipping of any kind, come on guys, don’t do gross stuff like this

respect the mods!! (🃏// hey guys! Mod here, and this is how I mainly will be speaking, this is my version of Deadpool so he’s not 100% accurate)

(🃏// basic rundown of how I like to RP Wade: a pansexual mercenary who loves to joke. Sure he’s insecure but he doesn’t let that get in the way!! This Wade is friends with both SpiderMan and Wolverine, he’s not shipped with anyone so far!!)

Now let’s go fuck shit up!! Maximum Effort!!

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sorry for my inactivity on my rp/alternative blogs, I’ve been taking a break due to band and my mental health struggling, I’ll be back soon tho and until then I love you guysss 🫶🫶

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Yk sometimes I forget I have this account, and then suddenly it’s like WHOA 6 days since you’ve last posted 😦

[m0uthy-merc]

I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN 😭 anyways how are you guys doing? Good? Great, I’m getting shot at right now-

[angelverine]

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Hey Wade want to hang on a roof top with take out?

*GASP* SPIDEYYYYY YOU’RE FINALLY HERE!! You bet your ass I do! There’s a Mexican food joint down the street, you want your usual basic bean burrito?

[arachnidparker-deactivated20251]

Bean burrito would be amazing! Are you treating me?

[m0uthy-merc]

awesome! Well of course Webs!!

[arachnidparker-deactivated20251]

You’re the greatest!

[m0uthy-merc]

That’s me! Anyways, here’s your burrito :)

[spidey-official]

what's nine plus ten

21

[spidey-official]

you guys who don't get this are too young to be on this site

[m0uthy-merc]

I GET THE REFERENCE!!!

[capacity]

I hope you choke on a rock

I have a wet throat

[icurushasfallen]

Everyday Poolverine Interaction

[m0uthy-merc]

Hey Wade want to hang on a roof top with take out?

*GASP* SPIDEYYYYY YOU’RE FINALLY HERE!! You bet your ass I do! There’s a Mexican food joint down the street, you want your usual basic bean burrito?

[arachnidparker-deactivated20251]

Bean burrito would be amazing! Are you treating me?

[m0uthy-merc]

awesome! Well of course Webs!!

[m0uthy-merc]

OOC post 🃏 :3

gang I’m curious what you guys think (bcs I’m in color guard irl) we know Wade probably done some kind of dance (ex. Gymnastics, color guard, dance in general) is it in character to reference me being in color guard while making posts as Wade??

[d-adpool]

I WAS ON THE DRILL TEAM holy shit childhood memory unlocked but i was!! i was RCAC and i did drill team during the hockey offseasons and i fucking crushed it dude. and thats really similar to the kind of colourguard you're talking about with the flag twirling and such. so ya id do colourguard probably.

i wonder if i could throw a flag as easily as i could throw a rifle.....

[d-adpool]

update: hit myself in the head. flagpole longer than rifle

[m0uthy-merc]

HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING :OO yeah, tossing flags is pretty damn hard 😭💔 lowkey I wanna eventually get to the point where I can toss riffles, guess it’s just customary with us Deadpools lmao

Also don’t do that, flags hurt 💔

[m0uthy-merc]

OOC post 🃏 :3

gang I’m curious what you guys think (bcs I’m in color guard irl) we know Wade probably done some kind of dance (ex. Gymnastics, color guard, dance in general) is it in character to reference me being in color guard while making posts as Wade??

[m0uthy-merc]

admin’s been busy with Band Camp recently, so sorry for the inactivity gang!! I’ll be back later today tho and I just wanted to let you guys know :)

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I was in fact not there later that day, and instead have been tossing metal poles in the air

[m0uthy-merc]

Hey Wade want to hang on a roof top with take out?

*GASP* SPIDEYYYYY YOU’RE FINALLY HERE!! You bet your ass I do! There’s a Mexican food joint down the street, you want your usual basic bean burrito?

[m0uthy-merc]

Yk sometimes I forget I have this account, and then suddenly it’s like WHOA 6 days since you’ve last posted 😦

[m0uthy-merc]

admin’s been busy with Band Camp recently, so sorry for the inactivity gang!! I’ll be back later today tho and I just wanted to let you guys know :)

[m0uthy-merc]

Felt cute, bb you are cute

Thank you anon, I certainly think so *wink*

[m0uthy-merc]

Felt cute

(OOC// OMG SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT COMIC THIS IS FROM, I NEED TO BUY THE COMIC AND MAKE THE SCOOTER 😭🙏)

[m0uthy-merc]

Wait I'm stupid I meant kiss Marry kill

uhhh then I guess kill Summers, kiss Hank, and marry Kurt