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BOBO FROM KIRBY 64

lol

#2 year and 4 month relationship torpedoed.#lived with him for 13 fucking months and i was just brutally dumped because ‘the vibes were off’#yes. the vibes were off because i was dealing with getting laid off and the death of my fucking grandma.#no i wasn’t going to be fun for a few months.#whateever! i have been kicked aside like dirt.#he’s in my bones and skin and soul.#i can’t even shower without him i can’t cook without him i forgot all the recipes on how to do anything myself for me #i’m not joking when i say i’m googling how to buy a gun #i’ve done it four times this week

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anyataylorjoy

VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN THE TWO TOWERS, 2002, dir. Peter Jackson bonus:

#HAHAHAA #REAL #lotr

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Title: Private Moon Series Artist: Leonid Tishkov

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voodooya

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flaxblessing

my advice to you; put a little dijon mustard in any cheesy beige food. whisk it into your cheese sauce just before u add the cooked macaroni. spread a thin layer in your cheese toasties. add a spoonful to your mashed potatoes with the butter. anything thats gonna be heavy on rich dairy and starches will benefit enormously from the hint of warmth and acidity that dijon mustard will give it, even if you don't add enough to make it Taste Like Mustard (which, ideally, you shouldnt). itll cut through the richness and stop your tastebuds getting fatigue from too much fat&starch, which is important for the overall enjoyment of a dish. ur welcome. take this knowledge and change the world

flaxblessing

im still consistently getting notes on this post and i want u guys to know that every single time someone in the tags says they tried this im filled with peace&love. my legacy is teaching the world to put dijon mustard in their mackercheese and i couldnt be happier.

#this is even very good if you make vegan mac n cheese #i make one with blitzed cashews and nutritional yeast and it can also give you the same tastebud fatigue of ‘food too rich’#a bit of mustard cuts through that so goodly in a way i’ve never had the words to describe

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rlyehtaxidermist

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

#😭😭😭

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